Roast the user above you as best you can using their post history - The inclusion of PM is allowed and encouraged

[Bender]

I'm bored, indulge me.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

More like gender bender

 

[Marco Fucko]

Has nothing to do with politics. Pussy is pussy. The penis has no political compass.

Found @tuscangarder's new boo.

 

[Army Burger]

lol you liked South Park

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You post in memes in a desperate, futile attempt to stay relevant.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

You post in memes in a desperate, futile attempt to stay relevant.

you say rotten shit to your betters (see above) and you are not Sexy, Gramps.

 

[Liber Pater]

You rape dead threads harder than a Turkish necrophile.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

To be cured, you must experience the anus of Trent.

How many of you people are obsessed with one man's anus?

 

[soy_king]

How many of you people are obsessed with one man's anus?

Whereas I became an AH sperg, you sir seem to have been born as one.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Either way, you're both A&H spergs.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

lives in some third world socialist shithole that no one has ever heard of called Kazakhstan and talks about how much he loves big tits every day which is a sign that he was probably molested by his mom when he was a kid otherwise he would appreciate small tits like a civilized human being.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

well, I'm not the one with a piss and scat fetish

 

[Marco Fucko]

You like JoJo and Hazbin, which is pretty based. Yeah I can't think of a roast, sorry.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You're Literally Hitler, but on durgz.

 

[Monika H.]

The John K avatar is fitting, he probably thought of himself with your username as he molested minors.

 

[Cool kitties club]

Anime pfp larp

 

[Longjack Attack]

Catboy business is so 2019. Rough riding dogs are a better choice for you.

 

[Leaf-eon]

Found patient zero

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

You're Literally Hitler, but on durgz.

Hitler was a legendary drug addict, especially meth. It's rumoured he did so much (intravenously) that he gave himself Parkinson's.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Aww, grandpa's first attempt at shitposting