Room 101 - Get rid of something forever!

[Billy Beer]

In the UK there is a show called Room 101, where celebrities and famous people come on the show and remove their pet peeves/pet hates from existence.

After reading the 'what decade do you miss' threads I thought it would be interesting, or autistic, or both, to see what pet peeves KF would banish.

The rules are:

• Whatever item you pick is removed from the universe forever
• Try not to pick the same as someone else (otherwise this thread would be Internet, Jews and niggers for every answer)
• Give your reasons

 

[knobslobbin]

I choose suffering. And since existence itself is suffering, poof - all gone.

edit: checkmate athiests!

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Twitter or troons or libs or woke white women.
I choose to get rid of the woke white women.

 

[Gapernaper Rifle]

BINOC (Black and Indigenous Niggers of Color).

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I'll try to be more literal and try to think of a specific product/person to be disposed. It's a bit hard though, since a lot of shit would probably have come even if that specific product or person wouldn't have existed.
I guess I'll go with Joss Whedon. Besides being a general creep, he popularized the Capeshit crossover with Avenger and responsible for a lot of 30-40 years old stuck in their teens and being obsessive with references and cynical worldview.

 

[:gold:]

UK television shows.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

My virginity

 

[Solid Snek]

I'd remove the ability to remove things from existence, as this is a deeply troubling concept, and too great a power to entrust to mortal man.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Street performers.

Unless they're midgets.

Wait, can I pick two things? I'd also get rid of midgets that don't work as street performers.

 

[Vingle]

Black people, all of them. Too many niggers to risk keeping the good ones.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

too great a power to entrust to mortal man.

Let alone a woman having a bad day. POOF! Every penis in the universe is gone.

If I had to pick a thing, it would be social media. People were a lot nicer in pre-days of social hell hole media.

 

[Meat Target]

Thought-terminating cliches.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Marmite

 

[Big Ruski]

Autism, there is no reason why.

 

[Billy Beer]

Thought-terminating cliches.

Do you have an example?

 

[Meat Target]

Do you have an example?

"Conspiracy theory"
"Racist/sexist/fascist/white supremacist"
"Misinformation"

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Lawn grass that grows taller than 4 inches.
Save money on mowers, gas, and no more having to endure those dammed hit and humid mowing days.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Jews

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

People who haven't read 1984, and don't know that Room 101 is where you greatest (unbearable) fear is.

also pedantic cunt s like me...

 

[verissimus]

All 24/7 cable news media.

Why?
1) They're not actually 24/7,
2) Cable is irrelevant these days,
3) The people in the news media are overwhelmingly either incompetent or gate-keeping activists masquerading as journalists,
4) These people pretty much repeat the same talking points as others making them irrelevant to listen to,
5) These people bias is so predictable that you can pretty much guess what their take will be regarding certain news stories, etc.