- Joined
- Jan 9, 2017
- Highlight
- #1
Let me introduce you to the baddest Golden Eye Speedrunner on the PLANET
Ryan J. White a.k.a RWhiteGoose
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/rwhitegoose
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/RWhiteGoose
Check out Ryan J. White (@RWhiteGoose): https://twitter.com/RWhiteGoose
You may know this Exceptional Individual from the Official Golden Eye Speedrunning community
https://rankings.the-elite.net/~RWhiteGoose
or possibly his infamous Gold Digging at AGDQ
Or his Infamous take on RNG in game (WARNING: SUPER AUTISTIC)
and most recently his fail attempt at branching out to Speedrun CupHead and collectively losing his god damn mind at the SECOND BOSS
What you may not know is how much of a cheating, lying, self grandizing, special asshat this individual is throughout the entirety of the Speedrunning community.
Let's start this off at his History of CHEATING and claiming titles & Trophies for things he never earned to begin with.
Starting with a Polygon article discussing how easy it is to FAKE a speedrun.
https://www.polygon.com/2017/5/22/15675028/speedrunning-cheats
In the Article RWhiteGoose makes a specific statement to faking his own 2007 World Record for Golden Eye here.
Now as bad as this is, the article in question mentions another User by the name of TrueReligion_ making statements about people "Splicing footage" in SM64 & Zelda to fake World Records. The statement is as followed
Now this would not be anything of importance until RWhiteGoose decided during a Moderation voting event on /r/SamandToki to out himself AS TrueReligion_
Yes the fucking idiot actually did it
http://archive.is/RbGxk
as if it was putting salt in the wound, many other people started to archive and make youtube videos of his Cheating and sockpuppeting behaviors such as this infamous top 10 Speedrunning Fakes here:
If you picked up on it, he seemed to be pretty proud and smug with a narcissistic behavior about his faking of a WR to get a title. He does this ALOT as we continue on our journey.
Now you may have noticed and asked yourself "Why the fuck was he using a sock account to talk about others cheating when he was cheating himself?". Good question! This man has no moral standing when it comes to fake accounts and talking to himself. Starting with his first Sock, Epic_Meme
he was caught at this point admitting to one sock so after being pressed he gave up MORE sock accounts he used to talk about himself and to others on a constant basis.
after being outted AGAIN, this legitimate retard kept the same socks and kept talking about how fucking "Hilarious" he was. Of course he was immediately mocked and called a faggot repeatedly on REDDIT of all places.
"REPORTED FOR STALKING!!!!!"



Where this all came from was a reddit post 8 months back here: http://archive.is/TSsHq
and of course, of fucking course, this guy shows up on both his sock account and his main account to bitch and defending himself like that virtue signalling cuck he is.
Trotsky here found out about Goose's sock because Goose decided to hop on DegenCuckExposer and try to gain Sympathy bux by roasting himself for making Lasagna? (I have no idea how he thought food would give him attention but fuck it)
http://archive.is/iTCzf
with gems like this
and then Goose showing up to tell everyone about his Epic 24 hr Ops duders!
Following the massive massive stupidity of virtue signalling and victim bux claiming he has done on multiple sock accounts and shitting the bed collectively at the same time. Goose decided to take the high road and start climbing the e-celeb ladder with the fucking socks he just got caught using. Yes a fucking moron I know: http://archive.is/QyLHC
This lead to a known Speedrunner on twitch openly mocking Goose on Twitter here for sockpuppeting and virtue signalling: https://twitter.com/puncayshun/status/892787075090657280
and the fucking idiot actually responded on his outed SOCK and said this
Following this Goose decided to try to suck this guys Dick hard by faking a OKCupid account and tell him that "We Made it Fam!" https://twitter.com/puncayshun/status/886416026090582016
But listen guys, you have to have a certain IQ to understand the mindset of RWhiteGoose, Im talking about some REAL Rick and Morty tier shit here Folks.
With that all being said Ill be providing both a Pastebin of detailed highlights extra milk for you all to go through and find your own funny shit here: https://pastebin.com/iQ6q5ZUH
CONFIRMED SOCK ACCOUNTS
https://www.reddit.com/user/degencuckexposer
https://www.reddit.com/user/epic_meme
https://www.reddit.com/user/trotsky4436
https://www.reddit.com/user/discord_ben
https://www.reddit.com/user/ZackTheDuck/
https://www.reddit.com/user/TrueReligion_
WARNING: Goose is known to make socks and defend himself repeatedly so do not be surprised if he shows up here to tell us how fucking dumb we all are.
Have fun digging!

Ryan J. White a.k.a RWhiteGoose
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/rwhitegoose
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/RWhiteGoose
Check out Ryan J. White (@RWhiteGoose): https://twitter.com/RWhiteGoose
You may know this Exceptional Individual from the Official Golden Eye Speedrunning community
https://rankings.the-elite.net/~RWhiteGoose
or possibly his infamous Gold Digging at AGDQ

Or his Infamous take on RNG in game (WARNING: SUPER AUTISTIC)
and most recently his fail attempt at branching out to Speedrun CupHead and collectively losing his god damn mind at the SECOND BOSS
What you may not know is how much of a cheating, lying, self grandizing, special asshat this individual is throughout the entirety of the Speedrunning community.
Let's start this off at his History of CHEATING and claiming titles & Trophies for things he never earned to begin with.
Starting with a Polygon article discussing how easy it is to FAKE a speedrun.
https://www.polygon.com/2017/5/22/15675028/speedrunning-cheats
In the Article RWhiteGoose makes a specific statement to faking his own 2007 World Record for Golden Eye here.
Now as bad as this is, the article in question mentions another User by the name of TrueReligion_ making statements about people "Splicing footage" in SM64 & Zelda to fake World Records. The statement is as followed
Now this would not be anything of importance until RWhiteGoose decided during a Moderation voting event on /r/SamandToki to out himself AS TrueReligion_
Yes the fucking idiot actually did it

http://archive.is/RbGxk
as if it was putting salt in the wound, many other people started to archive and make youtube videos of his Cheating and sockpuppeting behaviors such as this infamous top 10 Speedrunning Fakes here:
If you picked up on it, he seemed to be pretty proud and smug with a narcissistic behavior about his faking of a WR to get a title. He does this ALOT as we continue on our journey.
Now you may have noticed and asked yourself "Why the fuck was he using a sock account to talk about others cheating when he was cheating himself?". Good question! This man has no moral standing when it comes to fake accounts and talking to himself. Starting with his first Sock, Epic_Meme

he was caught at this point admitting to one sock so after being pressed he gave up MORE sock accounts he used to talk about himself and to others on a constant basis.

after being outted AGAIN, this legitimate retard kept the same socks and kept talking about how fucking "Hilarious" he was. Of course he was immediately mocked and called a faggot repeatedly on REDDIT of all places.

"REPORTED FOR STALKING!!!!!"



Where this all came from was a reddit post 8 months back here: http://archive.is/TSsHq
and of course, of fucking course, this guy shows up on both his sock account and his main account to bitch and defending himself like that virtue signalling cuck he is.
Trotsky here found out about Goose's sock because Goose decided to hop on DegenCuckExposer and try to gain Sympathy bux by roasting himself for making Lasagna? (I have no idea how he thought food would give him attention but fuck it)
http://archive.is/iTCzf
with gems like this
and then Goose showing up to tell everyone about his Epic 24 hr Ops duders!
Following the massive massive stupidity of virtue signalling and victim bux claiming he has done on multiple sock accounts and shitting the bed collectively at the same time. Goose decided to take the high road and start climbing the e-celeb ladder with the fucking socks he just got caught using. Yes a fucking moron I know: http://archive.is/QyLHC
This lead to a known Speedrunner on twitch openly mocking Goose on Twitter here for sockpuppeting and virtue signalling: https://twitter.com/puncayshun/status/892787075090657280
and the fucking idiot actually responded on his outed SOCK and said this

Following this Goose decided to try to suck this guys Dick hard by faking a OKCupid account and tell him that "We Made it Fam!" https://twitter.com/puncayshun/status/886416026090582016
But listen guys, you have to have a certain IQ to understand the mindset of RWhiteGoose, Im talking about some REAL Rick and Morty tier shit here Folks.
With that all being said Ill be providing both a Pastebin of detailed highlights extra milk for you all to go through and find your own funny shit here: https://pastebin.com/iQ6q5ZUH
CONFIRMED SOCK ACCOUNTS
https://www.reddit.com/user/degencuckexposer
https://www.reddit.com/user/epic_meme
https://www.reddit.com/user/trotsky4436
https://www.reddit.com/user/discord_ben
https://www.reddit.com/user/ZackTheDuck/
https://www.reddit.com/user/TrueReligion_
WARNING: Goose is known to make socks and defend himself repeatedly so do not be surprised if he shows up here to tell us how fucking dumb we all are.
Have fun digging!

