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Monster Energy Drink said:
Why are they making a big deal out of gender neutral pronouns when "The Boss" was a great catch all and was consistent with the tone and feel of the game anyway?
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Same reason they went from chillin' at Freckle Bitch's to having brunch at some hipster joint.

There's probably no "Boss" either.
Nu-Saints are very inclusive and very progressive. No need for paramilitary leadership, they all have an equal voice and a platform to express their feelings and tackle important, socially aware issues.
 
Ita Mori said:
Same reason they went from chillin' at Freckle Bitch's to having brunch at some hipster joint.

There's probably no "Boss" either.
Nu-Saints are very inclusive and very progressive. No need for paramilitary leadership, they all have an equal voice and a platform to express their feelings and tackle important, socially aware issues.
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They keep calling each other roommates so I dub the boss as Landlord.

Also - if I watched this trash correctly - before they become the Saints how the fuck do a bunch of people from rival gangs and a private security firm end up as roommates? The fuck is this? An 80's sitcom?
 
Saw this in the comments of ShillUp's first impressions:
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Articles and Nudes said:
Oddly enough, my biggest worry about the characters from how the trailer carried zero indication that Generic Edgy Grrrl was meant to be the Boss. Every other SR trailer made it immediately clear who they were, and in some cases without any dialogue.
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Well look at it this way: you know secretgamergirl is gonna be all over this horrible shit.
 
Ita Mori said:
Nu-Saints are very inclusive and very progressive. No need for paramilitary leadership, they all have an equal voice and a platform to express their feelings and tackle important, socially aware issues.
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Saints Row™: Antifa Simulator/LBGTQ+ Pronoun Simulator

I can already see the DLC happening even if the Antifa Simulator needs to be toned down for obvious reasons.
 
Agents of Mayhem was literally $0.99 used for a physical copy at Gamestop not too long ago. Even their piles of outdated sports games were more expensive. It might be the least in demand game that they have in their stores out of the thousands of old, used games on their shelves. I wonder how many unsold copies ended up in landfills.
 
Well, the rumors point to the next GTA becoming overly sanitized bland paste just like this game.

I miss the days where open world crime games had balls instead of bowing before groups they "can no longer" joke about.
 
There's a video that was posted showing off some of the game. Apologies if it was posted already, but I found some pictures from it in a /v/ thread that showcase some of the great writing in case you can't bear to watch all 30 minutes of it.

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Gotta love that poo poo fart humor. Swearing = funny!
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Who wants a "mugmosa" for brunch? Because I guess owning champagne flutes or any other proper glassware other than coffee mugs and Mason jars is considered bougie.
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Capitalism le bad am I right fellow comrades? Btw make sure you buy our game and give money to Deep Silver and the Epic Games Store!
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There's those topical, relatable student loan references. Also is that a pride flag in the background?
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And who could forget about the other pressing issues that really matter to millennials like climate change?
 
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"Mugmosa"? God, I want someone to take that "mugmosa" and smash it into one of those douchebag's teeth.

For the love of god, why the fuck is Saints Row now being associated with student loans and "carbon footprints"?!
 
Idiocy Abroad said:
There's a video that was posted showing off some of the game. Apologies if it was posted already, but I found some pictures from it in a /v/ thread that showcase some of the great writing in case you can't bear to watch all 30 minutes of it.

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Gotta love that poo poo fart humor. Swearing = funny!
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Who wants a "mugmosa" for brunch? Because I guess owning champagne flutes or any other proper glassware other than coffee mugs and Mason jars is considered bougie.
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Capitalism le bad am I right fellow comrades? Btw make sure you buy our game and give money to Deep Silver and the Epic Games Store!
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There's those topical, relatable student loan references. Also is that a pride flag in the background?
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And who could forget about the other pressing issues that really matter to millennials like climate change?
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"Let's hire a bunch of sheltered crybabies and give them a gangbanger simulator to develop, what could go wrong?"

I mean, shit, I didn't exactly have a hard life myself, but fucking hell... I come off like I'm Danny Trejo compared to the losers behind this garbage.
 
Idiocy Abroad said:
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Who wants a "mugmosa" for brunch? Because I guess owning champagne flutes or any other proper glassware other than coffee mugs and Mason jars is considered bougie.
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or worse: the diverse team of devs might have worked on ME:Andromeda and still don't know how to animate fluids.
 
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