Saints Row thread

"So how does it feel to see every one of your favorite franchises crumble to dust?"
One good thing about my gimmick: those beloved women are long gone but their legacy lives on unimpeded from current society. (For the most part.)

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I will miss Saints Row.
 

Is it just me or does one of the devs look exactly life Jeff Garlin?
I'm seeing lots of empty space in this world. That's a problem.

They need to stop marketing that particular character preset as "the Boss." Many people thought "you cannot even create your own character?"

These four friends " are people that I'd want to invite in my living room." If I wanted that, I'd go on campus.

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I'm hearing a lot about "being you" in this game. Building your own criminal empire. Why couldn't they establish that as its own? Choose HOW you want to be lucrative outside of missions. Drugs, arms, cars, legitimate affairs, a mix. Design your OWN tags to at least spray around in enemy turfs. Even customize your gang like in Saints Row 2+3.

Want to be a brawler gang style? Guns blazing? Stealthy? Wacky? Saints Row IV let you tailor your combat style with the superhero powers and weaponry.

No, they design the art style and approach for you. Missed opportunity right there.
 
"So how does it feel to see every one of your favorite franchises crumble to dust?"
"favorite"
umm, i'm not a muricanno to attach myself to such things, however pretending to be blind and not seeing the chages is dumb.
also stolen from /v/
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by the way, who is RPG?
reddit is on maximum copium mode and it's saying some faggot called RPG played the game beforehand and he said it's like SR4 mechanics wise but it's "new"
meaning they probably ripped watch dogs, i swear Ubisoft people leave a mark that is easy to recognize in any game they work in, like a specific shit stench.
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(if i can kill my support characters and switch them for the other gang ones then i'd consider pirating this fucking shit.)
 
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The second trailer did all of nothing with a side of sweet fuck all to make me interested in this game. At best, I may buy it a year or two after it releases when it's on sale. Why oh why did this motherfucking current year politics bullshit have to pollute Saints Row? Isn't all the other classic franchises from the mid to late oughts/early 10s being either dead or ruined good enough for the faggots pushing this shit? 🙁
 
Wasn’t there a joke/story but in 3 where the Saints realized they were being seen as too sanitized and marketable?

This feels like the game that would have been made in-universe at that point.
Gat was bitching about it early on and saying how far the Saints have fallen, if I remember right. He really only stuck around out of respect for Playa/Boss.
The new characters seem like the type of person that would call the previous games problematic. It's hilarious how much copium is being inhaled to try and feel good about these asinine characters.
There is no doubt in my mind that these fucking characters are based on the faggot employees in the second trailer that were talking about how "badass" the game is. They're absolutely self inserts.
The second trailer did all of nothing with a side of sweet fuck all to make me interested in this game. At best, I may buy it a year or two after it releases when it's on sale. Why oh why did this motherfucking current year politics bullshit have to pollute Saints Row? Isn't all the other classic franchises from the mid to late oughts/early 10s being either dead or ruined good enough for the faggots pushing this shit? 🙁
Having the dumb bint go on about being the voice of Boss as if she was the only one pretty much sealed this game away by top men, as far as I'm concerned.
 
"favorite"
umm, i'm not a muricanno to attach myself to such things, however pretending to be blind and not seeing the chages is dumb.
also stolen from /v/
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by the way, who is RPG?
reddit is on maximum copium mode and it's saying some faggot called RPG played the game beforehand and he said it's like SR4 mechanics wise but it's "new"
meaning they probably ripped watch dogs, i swear Ubisoft people leave a mark that is easy to recognize in any game they work in, like a specific shit stench.
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(if i can kill my support characters and switch them for the other gang ones then i'd consider pirating this fucking shit.)
Cat helmets with LED facemasks are way more common than just ubisoft
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