Sam Hyde

[lurkin]

Live, professional retard: Sam Hyde.
If he loses my sides will be intergalactic. If he wins I will be impressed.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The Sam fight is available for replay here (depending on your region maybe?):

 

[speedweed]

The Candyman can, lads. Here's a post fight interview with him and Brandon Buckingham, surprisingly wholesome. Brandon's still a semi-insufferable fag, though.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Sam's boxing match as the candyman is some of the best entertainment I've seen in years. MDE truly never dies.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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Live, professional retard: Sam Hyde.
If he loses my sides will be intergalactic. If he wins I will be impressed.

He won and destroyed my sides with his post-fight remarks, I think it’s a win all around.

 

[Sincere Irony LLC]

Sam didn't look great in the fight imo. He got gassed pretty quick (he admitted as such) but man when he finally connected with a straight it was devastating. Shout out to IamThompson or whoever for almost going the distance and never hitting the canvas. Considering Sam's 37 now probably still impressive he had a real match this late in the game. If him and Harley had a real match I'd unironically put money on Harley. His fake Irish bit was ok, more than anything his commitment to the bit even if it was stupid made it entertaining in its own way. And of course the Hasan callout was the funniest thing he's done in years. I think Sam is probably unfunny now 70% of the time but when that 30% hits it's pure meme magic gold. Glad he got a big pop from the match and got press that wasn't just hit pieces. Although he didn't walk out wearing his shooter shirt so 0/10 fuck Sam.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

The Candyman can, lads. Here's a post fight interview with him and Brandon Buckingham, surprisingly wholesome. Brandon's still a semi-insufferable fag, though.

He really is, strikes me as a “disaffected liberal” type and his content is painfully boring when it’s not about sucking the cocks of far better creators like Sam & Jim

 

[Yuri_]

Does anyone have that old meme of Hasan posing as a tough fash basher, and then he disappears when Sam offers to fight? Pretty sure I saw it once on the chans a while ago

 

[Retink]

The Dolphin dripping thing in the face off was rather funny, I'll hand it to Sam, he knows how to make something funny sometimes.

 

[Stoneheart]

Considering Sam's 37 now probably still impressive he had a real match this late in the game.

Uwe Boll was 41 when he became the greatest boxer ever....

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

Hey, has anyone seen Hasan?

Spoiler

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Gonna be honest, that fight was pretty shit. Sam's main strength is his size, but I don't think he'd win against any actual fighter in a regulation match. He'd probably beat some smaller fighters on the street where he could overpower them with his sheer size, but actual boxing ability is not really there. Even that Salt Papi dude that embarrassed Warski would likely beat Sam in the ring, even though Sam would probably last a lot longer than 15 seconds. I doubt he'd get K.O.'d by Salt Papi, but he'd lose on points for sure.

 

[Yuri_]

Does anyone have that old meme of Hasan posing as a tough fash basher, and then he disappears when Sam offers to fight? Pretty sure I saw it once on the chans a while ago

Couldn't find the original, but I found a cheap ripoff that someone else made

 

[Starscreams Cape]

My prediction is that the thread will now go from:

"why can't Sam entertain me consistently on a shoestring budget funded by a low-rent, ersatz Patreon site??"

To:

"Why can't Sam be a COMPLETE BOXER at age 37 in his very first match??"

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

My prediction is that the thread will now go from:

"why can't Sam entertain me consistently on a shoestring budget funded by a low-rent, ersatz Patreon site??"

To:

"Why can't Sam be a COMPLETE BOXER at age 37 in his very first match??"

I'm more shocked to learn that Sam is only 37! I thought he was in his early 40's.

 

[marvlouslie]

I can't imagine being as big a pussy as Hasan Piker is right now. Feeling threatened by Sam Hyde of all people.

Remember the hot take he gave so bad, even his UNCLE begged him on air to take it back? LOL.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

I'm more shocked to learn that Sam is only 37! I thought he was in his early 40's.

He aged a lot in the few years immediately following World Peace. I think it's a combination of stress and all the shit he is/was putting in his body to get big.

 

[Morgan Blackhand]

Sam's boxing match as the candyman is some of the best entertainment I've seen in years. MDE truly never dies.

What an absolute legend.

 

[Retink]

My prediction is that the thread will now go from:

"why can't Sam entertain me consistently on a shoestring budget funded by a low-rent, ersatz Patreon site??"

To:

"Why can't Sam be a COMPLETE BOXER at age 37 in his very first match??"

I reject your reality and substitute why won't Sam Hyde hula dance for me like a monkey.

I'm more shocked to learn that Sam is only 37! I thought he was in his early 40's.

I'm actually surprised as well, but not because he looks that old, more that he feels like he's been around for way longer.

 

[curbside]

If you’ve never sparred or boxed then it should be pointed out that boxing is far more exhausting than you would ever imagine. At Sam’s size it’s not surprising that he gassed. Still, he came out the winner and probably gained new fans.