💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
She's now a surfboard builder or some shit lol
That YouTube video was uploaded 17 years ago. There are only three comments on the video. One was from 16 years ago and the next was a comment from Sam that he left 14 years ago. The last comment is a response directly to Sam that was left only two years ago by a user called TrustFund1844 who left a personal message to Sam. It's extremely obvious who left that last comment and I hope it doesn't go unnoticed.

Something tells me it will.
 
That YouTube video was uploaded 17 years ago. There are only three comments on the video. One was from 16 years ago and the next was a comment from Sam that he left 14 years ago. The last comment is a response directly to Sam that was left only two years ago by a user called TrustFund1844 who left a personal message to Sam. It's extremely obvious who left that last comment and I hope it doesn't go unnoticed.

Something tells me it will.
Nah, can't figure out who. Maybe if we all put our noggins together and thunk real hard we might but I reckon not. I guess we'll never know who that anonymous smackhead screeching impotently on imageboards about Sam's HUGE closets full of dildos and magnets is. Very sad (:_(
 
Null:
"Hi everyone welcome to the MATI podcast. Today's subject is a controversial one. We'll be discussing Sam Hyde. He has quite a rabid and unhinged fanbase so things might get out of control. For many years people have accused Sam of being a pedophile and sexual deviant. Today we are going to talk with his victims and finally get the full story. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Channing.

*Audience claps and cheers as Channing approaches the mic*

Null:
"So, Channing, you're on record saying that Sam Hyde is a sexually deviant pedophile diaper fetishist who has slept with over a thousand women and is also gay and has a closet full of dildos."

Channing:
"Yes."

*Audience explodes with applause*

Null:
"Wow I am so sorry to hear that. You are extremely brave for sharing your story with us today. You are brave and you are valid.

Channing:
"Thanks uhhh... Null, is it? Anyways, yeah Sam is gay and creepy."

Null:
"Wow! That's exactly what I've been thinking ever since I found out he monetized his clip channel and said he didn't like my website."

Channing:
"Umm yeah... Ok so Sam stole my chair and raped a girl."

*Audience gasps*

Null:
"Woah woah woah, dial it back a notch. You can't come on my show and make accusations like that without providing evidence."

Channing:
"I brought the receipts."

*Channing opens up her purse and pulls out an envelope. She takes out a piece of paper*

Channing:
"It says right here, August 16th 2014 - Herman Miller Mirra 2 ergonomic office chair, $1,246."

*Audience passes out in disgust and disbelief*
 
A bit of a late response, but the woman who made the video was one of his classmates at RISD, so not an example of pedophilia.


View attachment 5529316

She's now a surfboard builder or some shit lol

View attachment 5529334



totally radical dude
Didn't say it was an example of pedophilia, just a demonstration Sam comments on the vids he favs.
 
clothes haul
33DAA0E7-9D4B-4526-B9C3-B762BF87F8CF.jpeg

haul pt 1.
the reply is hidden by youtube
C6351251-E4CB-4133-B3FB-DBF6E640394E.jpeg

jojos in Tessa’s mouth
wonder who hedgefund1844 is
F511916D-9E0D-4F02-9F9F-0F62E41018FD.jpeg

kaytee’s mouth.
C3FE4E00-6C2C-4722-B7EF-24EB0FAD2F8C.jpeg


i only checked the videos i posted in this thread. these comments make me think hes laughing at the videos but i would like to hear what others think about them.
 
Last edited:
clothes haul
View attachment 5529891

haul pt 1.
the reply is hidden by youtube
View attachment 5529895

jojos in Tessa’s mouth
wonder who hedgefund1844 is
View attachment 5529910

kaytee’s mouth.
View attachment 5529915


i only checked the videos i posted in this thread. these comments make me think hes laughing at the videos but i would like to hear what others think about them.
I am wondering if these videos are from people he knew IRL in some way. The comments don't seem creepy, they seem trollish but also not completely random. For example the "killer bod" comment that seemed creepy and random ended up being to a girl he went to college with and knew personally.
 
A bit of a late response, but the woman who made the video was one of his classmates at RISD, so not an example of pedophilia.


View attachment 5529316

She's now a surfboard builder or some shit lol

View attachment 5529334



totally radical dude[/I]
unexpectedly triggered in being MATI by this one lol. Rich art school cunt leverages connections with her other rich kid journalist friends at shitty magazine to get a fawning "article" when she uses her parents money to do a cross-country full time larp as a shaper/glasser. For those unfamiliar with the surf industry, no shaper is self taught, nobody would ever buy a board from a shaper who cant even surf, shaping is low margin, super labor intensive, and it takes years of building (generally as a low paid assistant) thousands of boards before shapers start making their own designs. Surfing is super pretentious in its own ways, but its sickening to me that people like this bitch exist.

Sam sometimes goes on his own super cringe jags about art and design which I guarantee he is just repeating verbatim he heard from some faggot professor at art school. "Korean architecture sucks because they never made any objects like the japanese". "Architecture is the highest form of art because thats what real MEN do". The statements are not wrong necessarily but he either cant remember the real reasoning behind it or has just come up with his own logic for it that sounds like it makes sense and follows his own belief system. Its kind of funny to see him talk to Nick about any kind of aesthetic stuff, like the lines on cars when Sam's taste is so hypebeast basic bitch, almost like a cross between a rich chinese and a rich arab kid living in the US with the fixation on rolexes and shit because Nick actually does seem to have good taste and sensibilities and he has to dodge and weave through Sam's diatribes to affirm what Sam says, "yes and-ing" in a natural way.

I think Sam's narcissism and insecurity about his own work and identity as an artist makes him say and do dumb shit that detracts from his work. if he could drop some of that he would be more likable and i bet his strengths would come through even more. Or even if he just stopped running his mouth so much by cutting down on the volume of structureless streaming content.
 
Or even if he just stopped running his mouth so much by cutting down on the volume of structureless streaming content.
Creatively, absolutely. The vast majority of his streams are unwatchable to me, but he would never stop doing it when playing daddy on stream pays so well. It's funny to see everyone in Sam's circle put the same "$15 chat read" in the corner of every stream like he does, and I guarantee he tells everyone he knows how great it is at making money out of thin air.

Unrelated to that, for his stand-up I'm interested to see if it's just straight non-ironic stand-up, because if it is I'm pretty skeptical that it'll be great. First it usually takes good stand-ups years and years of grinding and sucking to get good, and most of them never get good, and second, Sam's strength hasn't ever been making straight-forward stuff, it's making ironic or absurd things, neither of which really lend themselves to the stand-up format. I'm really interested to see if it will actually just be him standing on a stage telling jokes that he thinks are funny, or if it'll just be him saying "nigger" on stage for an hour, which would also be great but for different reasons.
 
What's funny is that I bought a Sam Hyde shirt - the shooter one - and chances are it'll arrive around the same time Null interviews the person who's going to accuse Sam of being a pedophile, and I'm going to have to try and awkwardly rationalise my purchase of this shirt in my mind.
 
What's funny is that I bought a Sam Hyde shirt - the shooter one - and chances are it'll arrive around the same time Null interviews the person who's going to accuse Sam of being a pedophile, and I'm going to have to try and awkwardly rationalise my purchase of this shirt in my mind.
if anyone says anything just show them the circle of irony
 
What's funny is that I bought a Sam Hyde shirt - the shooter one - and chances are it'll arrive around the same time Null interviews the person who's going to accuse Sam of being a pedophile, and I'm going to have to try and awkwardly rationalise my purchase of this shirt in my mind.
its gonna be a nothing burger don't worry about it
 
What's funny is that I bought a Sam Hyde shirt - the shooter one - and chances are it'll arrive around the same time Null interviews the person who's going to accuse Sam of being a pedophile, and I'm going to have to try and awkwardly rationalise my purchase of this shirt in my mind.
The only people who will get mad at your Sam Hyde shirt are reddit tier faggots. They've been pissed about Sam for years. It's not like this Null interview is going to change anything. Sam has been accused of being a pedophile for years. I could be wrong but I don't think the MATI podcast has that big of a reach and I also don't think there will be any huge bombshell revelations that come from it in the first place.
 
Creatively, absolutely. The vast majority of his streams are unwatchable to me, but he would never stop doing it when playing daddy on stream pays so well. It's funny to see everyone in Sam's circle put the same "$15 chat read" in the corner of every stream like he does, and I guarantee he tells everyone he knows how great it is at making money out of thin air.

Unrelated to that, for his stand-up I'm interested to see if it's just straight non-ironic stand-up, because if it is I'm pretty skeptical that it'll be great. First it usually takes good stand-ups years and years of grinding and sucking to get good, and most of them never get good, and second, Sam's strength hasn't ever been making straight-forward stuff, it's making ironic or absurd things, neither of which really lend themselves to the stand-up format. I'm really interested to see if it will actually just be him standing on a stage telling jokes that he thinks are funny, or if it'll just be him saying "nigger" on stage for an hour, which would also be great but for different reasons.
A lot of my favorite youtubers have quit making edited videos and doing boring ass long streams instead because it pays more and is less work. I hate the Antichrist.
 
A lot of my favorite youtubers have quit making edited videos and doing boring ass long streams instead because it pays more and is less work. I hate the Antichrist.
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Adult Swim consisted entirely of 15 second reels.

All the more reason to be excited for World Peace 2.
 
Hopefully my attachment works, it's something I don't think I've seen here but I saw it floating around earlier this year on other boards. I don't know anything about it other than what you see in the video.
This is the most normal behavior I have ever seen from Sam
 
2. Based on what I was told, by three different people on different occasions, at least two of which saw it with their own eyes, there was "a closet" which had many diapers and "other baby stuff" in it. This does not confirm that Sam has a diaper/baby fetish. It's possible that someone he had in his house was into that and he went along with it, or they that he got the diapers for a bit which we never saw. Hopefully my attachment works, it's something I don't think I've seen here but I saw it floating around earlier this year on other boards. I don't know anything about it other than what you see in the video.
Sam did have a girlfriend with a diaper fetish.
 
So Sam is going to be doing stand up comedy very soon and I think he's going to bomb for one main reason. The previous times we've seen him on stage he was doing it for shock value, he would just go to a club in a left leaning city and start reading out homophobic factoids or doing a negro voice. That was funny because of the setting and the audience reaction/outrage.

So when he's performing for a crowd of all his fans it's not going to have that shock value and will most likely fall flat. That's why he's talking about getting security to stop people from filming his set.
 
Unrelated to that, for his stand-up I'm interested to see if it's just straight non-ironic stand-up, because if it is I'm pretty skeptical that it'll be great

So Sam is going to be doing stand up comedy very soon and I think he's going to bomb for one main reason. The previous times we've seen him on stage he was doing it for shock value, he would just go to a club in a left leaning city and start reading out homophobic factoids or doing a negro voice. That was funny because of the setting and the audience reaction/outrage.

So when he's performing for a crowd of all his fans it's not going to have that shock value and will most likely fall flat. That's why he's talking about getting security to stop people from filming his set.

He did unironic standup before and it was unique but pretty neat:
 
Back
Top Bottom