Sam Hyde

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Guy who makes more a year then many doctors needs surrogate father figure to tell him how to enjoy his free time lol
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Sicko Hunter said:
Guy who makes more a year then many doctors needs surrogate father figure to tell him how to enjoy his free time lol
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Hey Nick, 38 year old here. Currently unemployed because I called my boss a kike and said his daughter is a coal burner. Basically I got fired for telling the truth, frickin libs!! Anyway I was wondering what I can do to earn six figures that isn't physical labor and also doesn't involve a computer and I don't want to work with anyone who isn't white for obvious reasons. Is it too late to get into a trade? I also was wondering if you knew any good tricks on how to tie shoes. I usually just pull the laces really right and stuff them into my shoes without tying because it's easier and sometimes I forget how to tie them and my phone doesn't have data to check the video. Also I keep hearing you use the word "real estate "and I was wondering if you could tell me exactly what it means. I grew up in the Midwest so I'm not up on all of the New England slang. Thanks.
 
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When's Sam going update the comedy tour schedule? Which ever one of you knuckleheads enjoys pretending to be one of the wiggers please get Sam on top of this
 
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TheArtilleryman said:
Does anyone know wtf happened to thankscomputer? Their last video was "Moms" 10 years ago. I know Ruse is doing things still but Kurush seems to have disappeared.
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The fat black lady in the 'I'm Shithead' video is the only good film that has a BIPOC female protagonist.

I'm Shithead and I can do a black flip!
 
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Sammy puts in his serious hat for a second and gives the libtards a piece of his mind. I thought the rumor was HBO or some other large service picked up WP2? Maybe it is 2016 again and Sam's compulsion to MAGApost is about to have Chuck back working with his hands in the sun.

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sleepermoded said:
Sammy puts in his serious hat for a second and gives the libtards a piece of his mind. I thought the rumor was HBO or some other large service picked up WP2? Maybe it is 2016 again and Sam's compulsion to MAGApost is about to have Chuck back working with his hands in the sun.

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The way you formatted your post this is basically unreadable.
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Twitter longposts always look like shit, tbh. Which reminds me, while obviously a lot of what Sam said is true... All he had to do was just repost his iconic tweet and that's basically 90% of what that long-post's point is trying to make. Literally this 2015 (or was it 2016?) Tweet predicted that 2019 Libtard Tweet almost perfectly.
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Well aside from the objective fact that Rage (2011) is indeed Penis Poop-tier level of shit. Good God, words cannot describe how much of a fucking slop game that was back in 2011, literally got not a single original bone in it's body. CoD shooting gameplay with a rehashed Fallout/Mad Max post apocalypse with zany Borderlands millenial humor. Even Rage 2 was just more of that but with more shitty Borderlands humor and rehashed gameplay of Doom (2016).
Coppercab said it best.
 
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sleepermoded said:
Sammy puts in his serious hat for a second and gives the libtards a piece of his mind. I thought the rumor was HBO or some other large service picked up WP2? Maybe it is 2016 again and Sam's compulsion to MAGApost is about to have Chuck back working with his hands in the sun.

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Ummm ackshully Mr Hyde John Carmacks last game was Doom 3 BFG Edition which came out in 2012 and Rage came out in 2011. So Mr Hyde your point is invalid.
 
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How could they fuck up something so important like that? How could they go through all of the hostility that happened with Adult Swim and then just assume that AS would be okay with handing over their intellectual property. For all of the posturing that Sam does about being the best, between this and Fishtank his group seems to make a lot of stupid mistakes.
 
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