Sam Hyde

[Shapes]

I love going back to Hydewars 50 from time to time, just makes me laugh.

 

[Beige]

I think Sam now that he is really making good money has stopped putting in the effort he used to put in when he was broke and hustling for money. I think he's complacent now knowing his paypigs will buy whatever low effort shit he puts out.

The thing that sucks the most about when the low-effort shit happens is that because of MDE's surreal/absurdist vibes, it starts to become indistinguishable from typical millennial hipster ironybro "It's low-rent and shitty on purpose" humour, which Sam has always culturally positioned himself in direct opposition to.

Which is a shame, because I do genuinely find Sam's pontificating on art and society to be really interesting, but he needs some kind of structure otherwise he trails off and rambles instead of making a cohesive point.

It's why despite the artistry of World Peace and the insightfulness of the better HydeWars episodes, KSTV was always the most consistently entertaining and funny to me. Sam's at his best when he has a clear target to go after, and can just let loose then edit it down.

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

KSTV was always the most consistently entertaining and funny to me. Sam's at his best when he has a clear target to go after, and can just let loose then edit it down.

This is not from KSTV, but this exemplifies your point about Sam being at his peak when tearing someone (or something) down, and from memory is around the same time period, maybe a couple years beforehand.

This will always be some of the funniest Sam content for me.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

This is not from KSTV, but this exemplifies your point about Sam being at his peak when tearing someone (or something) down, and from memory is around the same time period, maybe a couple years beforehand.

This will always be some of the funniest Sam content for me.

Never seen that video before, it's a good one. Just by chance I rewatched the Putin video and found this little gem.

 

[Beige]

This is not from KSTV, but this exemplifies your point about Sam being at his peak when tearing someone (or something) down, and from memory is around the same time period, maybe a couple years beforehand.

This will always be some of the funniest Sam content for me.

That's great lmao, perfect example.

You know how Nick can come up with stereotypes you've never heard of for various types of working/middle class/rich people, but you just understand and know exactly what he's talking about immediately? Just like how Nick can do that because of his time in the car and real estate businesses, Sam absolutely nails it when it comes to pretentious, insufferable hipster/artist faggots due to his own school/job experiences.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

so Sam's started a tradition of punking Dave Smith out of headphones

 

[Queesechake]

so Sam's started a tradition of punking Dave Smith out of headphones

Matan is pretty funny. I ignored him for a long time but he reminds me of Sacha Baron Cohen when he was actually kind of funny mixed with Norm.

Edit: In case anyone is curious (like I was) where the "Sam is funded by Thiel" bullshit is coming from - someone on 4ch (probably channing) has been spamming this copy pasta for weeks now on /pol/ with absolutely 0 evidence:

It's all limited hangouts. Simple as. Sam Hyde's Fishtank is a CIA funded (Peter Thiel) recruitment group for both the CIA and Freemasons. Sam is a Freemason. Fishtank is a recruitment operation and it's obvious.

>never has complete recordings of the seasons, half the data or more is lost, always released in a disorganized unusable fashion

>final cuts of seasons are shitty on purpose so nobody will watch them, purposefully include none of the real story arcs of the show or degradation contestants went through (yeah I fucked you up but now you're "stronger" and nobody knows, you owe me!)

>show is filled with light torture, both physical and mental challenges engineered by production to test their mettle

>production's interactions with contestants are classic CIA "manipulate them to do what you want instead of asking"

>always ends up looking like stockholm syndrome because Sam is a wealthy celebrity and he only recruits the poorest people imaginable

>production follows the fish post show, is always in their discords under different usernames

>production always donates to fish under different usernames to manipulate the situation so they feel like they "owe" Sam for making them successful

>production uses black hat databases to scrape data on the fish to know EXACTLY who they are before the show, they know EVERYTHING about the fish and all the "shocking revelations" are planned in advance

>they are the ones who "hack" contestant's web accounts using these databases How did production get access to the backend of Google? They would need government connections for that.

If he was running a web TV show, he would at least try to grow the show. He isn't running a web TV show, it's a recruitment scheme. They pretend to be incompetent so there is no evidence of what they did that season.

 

[RemusClamideious]

this copy pasta

who ever wrote this clearly never watch Dr. Manslave. They did fishtank hellrooms to themselves for fun. And the way he spoke to his mother along with the treatment of the audience at comedy shows. I think that he has a promenant female aspect to his mind given the fact that he went to school for art and became a grahpic designer. Traditionally men perform jobs of function like a mechanics or construction. Don't get me wrong, most of the great artists are men, but still, a desire for self expression is typicallyfemale. Given his argued female nature, I'd would say that sam likes to shit-test people in the same way that women do. And that aspect of his makes him a natural born torturer.

He thrives in chaos. Always has.

Spoiler

before dick riders come after me, sam is well aware of his own nature. and has said so himself. Claiming that as the reason he had to foster his own masculinity. Thats the reason why he gives better advice about manhood than natural chads because he had to learn it himself first.

 

[I Will Stop.....in 3 min]

I'm dumb. What being "funded" by that Thiel implis? can someone explain me in a "sane person" type beat? cause this freemason shit means nothing

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm dumb. What being "funded" by that Thiel implis? can someone explain me in a "sane person" type beat? cause this freemason shit means nothing

There's no evidence Sam is being funded by Thiel. He does help fund Red Scare which is a leftie podcast that turned into a weird fake tradcath thing for whores or something like that but it has nothing to do with Sam. It's just people asserting things with zero evidence as usual. "Dasha did a podcast with Sam that means he's being funded by Thiel!".

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

not that weird, Trump is a chabadnik stooge and Red Scare is a chabadnik outlet tasked with making Israel cool for whamen and to attract young women to hover around Urbit parties

I feel like I missed a lot of the details on what happened to Red Scare. I know they started out trying to do the dirtbag left thing and gradually turned into another anti identity politics conservative grift, but have they actually said positive things about Israel?

 

[popnloch ness monster]

I feel like I missed a lot of the details on what happened to Red Scare. I know they started out trying to do the dirtbag left thing and gradually turned into another anti identity politics conservative grift, but have they actually said positive things about Israel?

On straight up politics, they're evasive like whamen tend to be. You'll catch them saying things to the effect of "war is bad" and "Israel should finish it up", then proceed to boost every and all Israel shills and talking mad shit about all who criticise Israel, for criticising Israel.
I've personally caught Dasha saying white children are ugly and they should be mixed out of existence. She also makes the case that it's a christian obligation, specifically hers as a catholic, to serve jews and Israel because they are her moral superiors and they are "Jesus'/God's people". Doesn't appear to be Sam's element, so to suspect he's being moneyed or that there's outreach to try cavort Sam so he'd lend MDE's edge to Thielites is valid.

 

[hog cranking frog]

Red Scare is a podcast about doing coke and saying dumb lady things. Reading it any deeper than that is potentially misguided.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Red Scare is a podcast about doing coke and saying dumb lady things. Reading it any deeper than that is potentially misguided.

Yup, which is why it's effective in molding the politics of girls who find two New York whores "doing coke and saying dumb lady things" aspirational. Which why it's seen as a worthwhile investment by Thiel, alongside all his other culture manufacturing endavours. Maybe call Thiel up and tell him he's misguided?

 

[I Will Stop.....in 3 min]

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[hog cranking frog]

Yup, which is why it's effective in molding the politics of girls who find two New York whores "doing coke and saying dumb lady things" aspirational. Which why it's seen as a worthwhile investment by Thiel, alongside all his other culture manufacturing endavours. Maybe call Thiel up and tell him he's misguided?

What's his number? Id like to thank for him for supporting the arts (hoe) scene

 

[popnloch ness monster]

What's his number? Id like to thank for him for supporting the arts (hoe) scene

Ask around at the temple, maybe your rabbi can connect you.

 

[lurkin]

Red Scare is a podcast about doing coke and saying dumb lady things. Reading it any deeper than that is potentially misguided.

3 Shekels have been deposited into your account.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

OI LISTEN OI MATE LISTEN

 

[I Will Stop.....in 3 min]

OI LISTEN OI MATE LISTEN

I wish Sam would do more music