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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Fiwi Karmer 69420 said:
HOWEVER, the way she went about it was cringe, insufferable, gay, and hypocritical to everything Jet said he wanted to avoid in this season.
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It was over the second he let a Streamstar in the house, who instantly started namedropping chatters.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
The server is below the kitchen IIRC, but yeah they told her explicitly this morning to NOT pour water around that area but shes a burned out zoomer and that was more than 5 minutes ago so she forgot. Bye bye!
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I went off of what one of the Fish said, but most of them are autistic so I probably shouldn’t have.

Jet walked to the doorway, made a comment about something in the corner, and Beth went “Oh shit, did I break that?” And then Jet told her that she was kicked.
It wasn’t in the same corner as the flood sensor.
 
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MOD EDIT: Some report that this is AI generated, but not disclosed.
 
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IFBB Pro Phil said:
Speaking of stagnant, I'm just really tired of people dumping liquids on each other since this is the only physical thing they can do. It wouldn't even matter if it was piss or something. I swear 90% of the clipped moments in the last few days are just people throwing water on each other. It feels like there's been an overall lack of bits, gaslights, and even smaller challenges to occupy the fish. The job system is pretty good, but with the market it has the downside of always pulling one fish away from anything that may be going on and forcing them to be nontent for half the day.
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One major issue is that for the show to really entertain, they need to cast a strong group of individuals. I do like this cast, but they could definitely use more quirky personalities. Season 2 was a house full of spergs, which led to more freak-outs and beefs. A mix of people that will sperg out, wholesome autists and people with BPD seems to be great for the show, cause you will have constant drama. people to love and people to hate. It sucks Beth is gone, not 'cause I liked her, but 'cause she was causing drama, and it's fun to watch.

I totally agree; this season has been pretty fucking stale. They need more contestants, especially those who can stir the pot. I can’t wrap my head around why they aren't giving these freeloaders a day rate. They sold off all their properties in Providence, or wherever they were last time, so it’s puzzling that they don’t have the budget for more people.

On top of that, the production team loses their shit whenever something gets broken or there's a mess. One of the best parts of the original concept was watching that nice house turn into a hellhole that looks unlivable. The state of the house is really important to the show's appeal. But now they've ruined it with all this “muh servers, muh hardware” crap.

I get that directing a show like this must be tough, but fuck me, they really need to pull their fingers out. The idea of contestants eliminating each other is shit; in a normal game show, sure, but here, the audience needs to matter the most. If contestants are allowed to vote others out, they’ll always go for the ones most liked by viewers, which risks turning the show into something totally unengaging.

Lastly, prod has been doing fewer skits in general. and they are less intense cause they are worried about the house being destroyed i hope for S6 they can buy a shitty house they can just wreck.
 
Beth was always a bad freeloader, just because she was abrasive doesn't mean it was content, we got a few good moments at the cost of draining an already burning out cast.
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Oh they have plans, they just usually arent good plans, but their accidental wins make the show even funnier.
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Also they will throw out their plans instead of telling the sociopathic fuckers to wait and let it cook. If the show collapses here, and I think it could if Landon or the Twins get the bullet, or if Bashir specifically send James Drake home, the start of it was crashing out over the computer lab.

We had set up with no pay off, so that a Hellhouse favorite could have it's worst execution. And now Production is taking out their bad decisions on everyone else.

IFBB Pro Phil said:
Anyways, I hope the wiggers can steer the ship right but I feel like today may be make or break. Typically fishtank's first week is pretty interesting, but it often falls off into lulls like these for extended periods after very poor decisions are made. It remains to be seen what will happen here...
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Whole heartedly agree with your whole post, I've been catching some flak for my distaste for Ben vs Landon, but really for me it's a flash point for how they've been directing the show for the last couple days.
 
Aktion-T4__ said:
he idea of contestants eliminating each other is shit; in a normal game show, sure, but here, the audience needs to matter the most. If contestants are allowed to vote others out, they’ll always go for the ones most liked by viewers, which risks turning the show into something totally unengaging.
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fish-by-fish elim is NOT fishtank, it runs counter to everything the show is and Jet needs to get that through his thick wigger skull.
 
Polyboros2 said:
If the show collapses here, and I think it could if Landon or the Twins get the bullet, or if Bashir specifically send James Drake home, the start of it was crashing out over the computer lab.
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The show's problem is the exact opposite of what you're saying. It's fucking boring as shit to watch fish "react" to TTS all day. If anything it makes everyone more unlikeable. Production sucks dick after 1 week and runs out of ideas and doesn't let anyone else do anything interesting, leading to basically snoretank/friendtank which depends on """strategy"""" that is basically Big Brother with more slurs.
 
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