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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Chris bros. We eatin mighty fine tonight
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Everytime Letty dances she reminds me of Peanuts

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Jon left the show. He refused to continue to participate in the slave challenge and Jet told him if that's the case then he can leave. Unlike his first exit, this one was far less graceful and he left a seething mess.

Letty has been told shave her armpits for the camera by Chris to be, in his words, "more... presentable." She follows through with the task and shows her shaven pits to the camera much to her chagrin. She even tries to tell Chris that there are perverts watching but he doesn't care lmao. After this, Chris tells her he's going to give her an easy task. This task is to give him a back massage.

Letty is given oil for the massage and is continuously forced to compliment Chris while constant sex music TTS plays in the backround. At the same time Vance is upstairs with the task of trashing b2 and b3. Letty tries to hint to Chris that the jobs slaves are given need to be fair, and Chris says he is making them fair. Claiming that he is designating jobs based on skill set. Vance is called back down to give Fatty a foot rub while Letty performs interpretive dance as entertainment. Sadly, that foot rub does not last as long as the back massage, presumably because Fatty doesn't enjoy Vance's man hands compared to Letty.
 
Jon left the show. He refused to continue to participate in the slave challenge and Jet told him if that's the case then he can leave. Unlike his first exit, this one was far less graceful and he left a seething mess.

Letty has been told shave her armpits for the camera by Chris to be, in his words, "more... presentable." She follows through with the task and shows her shaven pits to the camera much to her chagrin. She even tries to tell Chris that there are perverts watching but he doesn't care lmao. After this, Chris tells her he's going to give her an easy task. This task is to give him a back massage.

Letty is given oil for the massage and is continuously forced to compliment Chris while constant sex music TTS plays in the backround. At the same time Vance is upstairs with the task of trashing b2 and b3. Letty tries to hint to Chris that the jobs slaves are given need to be fair, and Chris says he is making them fair. Claiming that he is designating jobs based on skill set. Vance is called back down to give Fatty a foot rub while Letty performs interpretive dance as entertainment. Sadly, that foot rub does not last as long as the back massage, presumably because Fatty doesn't enjoy Vance's man hands compared to Letty.
They are truly hellbent on shoving this fat disgusting shit covered fuck down everyone's throats, aren't they?
 
Josie was told to amp it up.

Context: Earlier today (Day 37) Jet told Letty to get personal items like art and journals from the other fish and get them into the basement for rewards. The real target was likely Josie for what's to come.
There is a long elimination challenge ongoing as of this evening but Josie is immune, accordingly she is a slave master/advisor saboteur/advisor throughout.

Early in Day 38, after midnight, Jet and Sam talk with Josie in B1. Jet shows her what Letty gave them and tells her that Letty came up with a ploy to auction off Josie's notes and art and in exchange the crew could get a cut because Frank stole some of Josie's art and made $1500.
Sam says they need that money and Jet should have done this on his own without Letty. Jet agrees and lies to Josie saying that Letty sneaks into her room to steal stuff whenever she's not there and asks what Josie is going to do about this.
Sam interjects: "You gotta do something bro."

Josie says she has ideas, Jet asks what they are and she says she has them written down. She mentions a lightsaber battle, which Jet says is "too fun," then Josie mentions giving Chris a bath but that it's too far. "They can wash him," Sam is quick to say. So long as Chris has "trunks" (probably his usual shorts) on then it's fine.
Jet says Chris' folds need cleaning.

Sam gets "serious" and reminds Josie that she will be facing off against Letty or Vance in the final challenge. This elimination challenge is the one that Letty is "capable of losing" and if Josie wants Letty to lose then to get her out of here.
Jet tells Josie "16 fishbucks" on his way out. This is in regard to how much her art and notes are worth if sold online.

Josie fumbles in her closet for a bit and a TTS comes over, "Josie, lynch Letty, it's time."
"Something like that."

Followed by, "Josie, it is time to stop being passive. You will only win this if you get mean."
"Ok... don't be- don't be making fun of me if I'm mean. You guy's are gonna be like 'Awww bwuh-bwuh-bwuh bully!' but he's telling me to!"

Josie is now committed to the bit. Watch out, she is more subtle than other fish.
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Josie confessional upon realizing how bad things really are with Massa Chris.



Josie acknowledging her role. She hopes she stopped Chris going too far for Letty's sake and swapped out Vance to spare Letty.
Josie wants Letty to understand she doesn't need to force herself to do certain uncomfortable acts just for this challenge though acknowledges there's a balance to be struck.

"The point of the challenge is to try and make things that they wouldn't want to do so they don't do it and like mess up their score. ... This is difficult. Ugh this is difficult!"
 

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They are truly hellbent on shoving this fat disgusting shit covered fuck down everyone's throats, aren't they?
Fatty is homeless so he can stay as long as he wants. Everyone else that showed up as freeloaders, besides Damiel and Betty(unsure about Simon his social media posts sounded like he was supposed to be there the whole time), had a limited time to stay in the tank.
 
I don't know how we managed to skim over this, but we did. Prior to Jon leaving, but after the passport incident, Jet and Sam went to B4 and did their brainstorm for how to mess with Vance in view of the audience, immediately concluding that they just had to go for his girlfriend and tell her she was trying to pull the plug on the show. Sam tells Jet to do it, and Jet wisely says no, it has to be Sam (Vance will take anything Sam says as gospel).

Sam asks Vance in B1 to call his girlfriend off, that she could risk the show and that she is trying to get him to come home. Sam leaves him alone and it becomes clear Vance is buying it and starts looping and psyching himself out and goes silent for a whole minute.

He goes to the bathroom and then emerges downstairs and, even though the stream is 480p so we can't see very well how he looks different, every single person in the room stares at him and asks him if he is okay. He goes with Jon upstairs and explains that he's not so afraid of her breaking up with him or the show ending as he is of her being harassed on the internet. Production kicks Vance and Jon from the room and Jon eventually leaves, so Vance stumbles without speaking between B4 and B3 for five minutes until enough TTSes come in telling him that it could be a gaslight and that even if it isn't he just has to stick it out.

Now that Jon is gone he's got no bro to talk him down, so it may go worse for him next time.
 
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I don't know how we managed to skim over this, but we did. Prior to Jon leaving, but after the passport incident, Jet and Sam went to B4 and did their brainstorm for how to mess with Vance in view of the audience, immediately concluding that they just had to go for his girlfriend and tell her she was trying to pull the plug on the show. Sam tells Jet to do it, and Jet wisely says no, it has to be Sam (Vance will take anything Sam says as gospel).

Sam asks Vance in B1 to call his girlfriend off, that she could risk the show and that she is trying to get him to come home. Sam leaves him alone and it becomes clear Vance is buying it and starts looping and psyching himself out and goes silent for a whole minute.

He goes to the bathroom and then emerges downstairs and, even though the stream is 480p so we can't see very well how he looks different, every single person in the room stares at him and asks him if he is okay. He goes with Jon upstairs and explains that he's not so afraid of her breaking up with him or the show ending as he is of her being harassed on the internet. Production kicks Vance and Jon from the room and Jon eventually leaves, so Vance stumbles without speaking between B4 and B3 for five minutes until enough TTSes come in telling him that it could be a gaslight and that even if it isn't he just has to stick it out.

Now that Jon is gone he's got no bro to talk him down, so it may go worse for him next time.
Jesus if that's all it took for Vance to be reduced to a stumbling idiot he would have jumped out of a second story window after an hour of the level of abuse Letty has been getting.
 
The diarrhea spilled all over the floor, are they gonna put bleach on that shit or what? This is a biohazard. They're also saying this in chat:
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I don't know anything about this so if there is a medfag who can confirm or deny that would be good, but fuck me this definitely fits that description. Not that far fetched for a disgusting unsanitary hog-person to have a bowel infection.
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Everyone: Panicking as Jon is about to be the reason a (((Leaf))) will become a parasite on Sam and the MDE crew

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Grossest item in the house challenge, Chris presents his own liquid shit, and a piece of toilet paper covered in aforementioned liquid shit.
That was the last straw, he's irredeemable. Beyond disgusting, egotistical, petty, whiny, batshit insane, likely would date-rape and other things that border on or are outright reprehensible.

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Fucking imagine giving this freak 15k. And he will blow it all away in a matter of weeks and beg for more.
 
I don't know anything about this so if there is a medfag who can confirm or deny that would be good, but fuck me this definitely fits that description. Not that far fetched for a disgusting unsanitary hog-person to have a bowel infection.
Yep, Fatty's gonna have an active thread on the Farms till the (not so long in coming) day he dies, for sure.
 
That was the last straw, he's irredeemable. Beyond disgusting, egotistical, petty, whiny, batshit insane, likely would date-rape and other things that border on or are outright reprehensible.

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Fucking imagine giving this freak 15k. And he will blow it all away in a matter of weeks and beg for more.
hahahaha, took you guys this long to figure out that an obese eceleb is a freak?
man, one look at him and it's clear as day he's fucked in the head, how could any of you even entertain the idea that an obese person isn't a piece of shit
 
Wet Ferret lady fails at attempt to confine Injun girl, slithers away like a slimy kike.
 
I don't know anything about this so if there is a medfag who can confirm or deny that would be good, but fuck me this definitely fits that description. Not that far fetched for a disgusting unsanitary hog-person to have a bowel infection.
If it's correct, then one of the possible outcomes is kidney failure. So on top of being morbidly obese barely able to walk or clean himself, he hasn't taken insulin for years and now there's a potential organ failure... If I were the staff I would be worried about him dying during the show.
 
hahahaha, took you guys this long to figure out that an obese eceleb is a freak?
man, one look at him and it's clear as day he's fucked in the head, how could any of you even entertain the idea that an obese person isn't a piece of shit
I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt, Chris was fucked over by a lot of people (at first) and felt bad for him back then. But after watching him for days and witnessing how he truly is? Nah, fuck him.
 
Vibe check.
Interesting that in a Letty confessional on YouTube is the first time I've seen the comments section sympathetic towards her.
Clearly all the stuff she's put up with has endeared her to the audience, obviously this forum has held that view for a while now.
But broader social media was still quite unsympathetic towards her until very recently.
 
I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt, Chris was fucked over by a lot of people (at first) and felt bad for him back then. But after watching him for days and witnessing how he truly is? Nah, fuck him.
It's either funny or sad that there's more than one Chris this could be about.
 
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