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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
New Totals as of 10 PM tonight:

Cole - 1588
JC - 232
Jimmy - 683
Meg - 185
Shinji - 1883
Summer - 694
Tay - 536
TJ - 199
Trisha - 256
Brian - 266
I’m already late day one, trying to access the site to provide updated endorsement stats just returns me a “undergoing database maintenance” message.

One thing I forgot to be clear on as well:

Endorsements do not require you to be a season pass purchaser to use.

GLOBAL CHAT CAUSES SEVERE SLOWDOWN (AT LEAST FOR ME). SWITCH OFF OF GLOBAL CHAT BEFORE MESSAGES BEGIN RENDERING OR FACE MASSIVE PERFORMANCE DROPS.
 
There is a delicate balance when it comes to gaslighting because if they do it too much the Fish will just stop believing them and it won't have any impact. That's what happened season 1.
Cole has already said multiple times he doesn't trust the staff. As autistic as he is, he's very good at reading people imo. There are some types of autism that while the autist themselves is very awkward, they're good at sussing out phonies. The winning strategy for the crew here is to gaslight everyone around Cole in a way that doesn't tip Cole off that the staff is responsible, so he thinks everyone else is crazy.
 
Girls like this know crying and acting like this make everything easier for them, it will get very old very fast and nobody will feel any sympathy by the end.
I was about to say just that. Summer is one of those people who will use her own lack of emotional control to emotionally blackmail people. When that doesn't work she'll start acting more mentally ill and reminding people what meds she takes. She is used to being coddled and not having to deal with her own emotions so will do everything she can to make people coddle her.
 
New Totals as of 10 PM tonight:

Cole - 1588
JC - 232
Jimmy - 683
Meg - 185
Shinji - 1883
Summer - 694
Tay - 536
TJ - 199
Trisha - 256
Brian - 266
Updated endorsement totals as of 7AM EST

Cole - 1710
JC-267
Jimmy-822
Megan-269
Shinji-2359
Summer-885
Tay-582
TJ-249
Trish-294
Brian-350
 
Here's a video for people who may have missed this post (I was one of them)

Is Trish the real plant and Brian is a red herring?

Or was Trish the original plant and did Jet and crew airdrop in one of their friends when Frank was pulled (giving us two plants)?

Jet and crew? Or maybe it was Letty recommended a friend who knows how to play things up the way she did?

Also an unrelated tangent. As for people who are seriously claiming that Summer is playing up her issues for sympathy or having the Crew go easy on her, can we please stop assuming that women naturally have bad intentions? The puke isn’t from overexerting herself during karate, apparently she puked a couple of times in the bathroom before hand.

From what I’ve seen there appear to be signs of serious self-esteem issues (I.e unwarranted apologizing, cutting, etc.), and REALLY bad performance anxiety.

Also I would argue that crying is not an indicator of who will leave. It’s a natural bodily reaction that gives us a means of unloading frustration and sadness in times of extreme stress. It’s one thing to cry and then duck out, but summer cried, puked up, and embarassed herself in front of everyone day 2 and STILL stuck it to the end of the day!

Emotional coping is going to play a big role this season. I theorize it is the crybabies that will survive!!
 
Vance badly pretending to be Cole to steal his thunder whilst being a literal janny for the house is pretty pathetic.
I am really not happy with Vance and Josie being on the show. It would've been annoying but alright if they were just crew but a handful of times they've tried to get them to do bits. Vances was singing a song he says he made for megan with no subtly and pretending people are saying cole is the new vance and that bothers him even though Cole really doesn't act much like Vance at all other than being a "schizo". Vance is bad at acting and has no subtlety. Josie has...tried talking to contestants 1 on 1 I think at least 2 times, maybe more, but she's so devoid of real personality and is so awkward she basically said nothing then left them after a minute.

Really just goes to show how boring they are and how lazy pandering it is. I don't know the full story but I feel like it's either pity, trying to give them some more fame past their 15 minutes, or because jet/crew weren't confident enough in the new contestants that they felt they needed to have le hecking cameos from your favorite fish! Either way, they suck and they should exclusively be doing mule work for the crew instead of trying to do any bits or socializing with the contestants in boring ways.
 
TJ has spent the entire morning reading a journal aloud in a style that reminds me a lot of Stobe the Hobo. @Punitive Castration This would have brought a tear to your eye.

I am too lazy to edit a piano cover over this video unfortunately.



Either way, they suck and they should exclusively be doing mule work for the crew instead of trying to do any bits or socializing with the contestants in boring ways.
It really makes me wish Letty appeared as a pink shark or something, she really knows how to fuck with people and make them angry.
 
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