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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
The most wild thing about this show is how fickle the audience is.
The audience is large segments of different groups that want some very different things. Some want hellhouse, some want zoomer big brother, some want MDE fan convention. You can say night after night was shit going down, but others just see it as the same unlikable fish being unlikable, or yet another focus on cringey romance shit being pushed to everyone. The audience is never going to be 100% happy with whats happening on Fishtank.
 
So whos the 5 that all you drydick fuckers are simping for this season?
Theres your pick between a female version of the Chudjak that likes to shout nigger a lot or a trailer trash Capuchin monkey looking flip that fucks a jew

Casting fucked it up with the simpbux this season
 
So I've enjoyed pretty much the whole season, especially with them crushing tj last night. The most wild thing about this show is how fickle the audience is. After cole left people were harping on about how it was the end of the show but it's seemed to be night after night of shit going down. Then there's things like people still competing that the polls meaning nothing lol. At this point it feels like some folks are being willfully stupid just to whine
They obviously did not plan on having four people leave in under two weeks, and Sam was clearly sulking trying to figure out what to do after when Cole left. Stuffing the place with just a bunch of random freeloaders also seems pretty desperate. Like I can imagine Sam sitting in his car looking through the audition tapes and doing his iconic laugh as he is coming up with the name for Nifty. But I like season 2 way more because they actually have some kind of plan and not just winging it as much as they did in season 1. I don't know if the original plan was to have Sam involved this much, considering how autistic he is about time management and wanting to do other projects. But its really paying off compared to how week 2 went down.
 
They obviously did not plan on having four people leave in under two weeks, and Sam was clearly sulking trying to figure out what to do after when Cole left. Stuffing the place with just a bunch of random freeloaders also seems pretty desperate. Like I can imagine Sam sitting in his car looking through the audition tapes and doing his iconic laugh as he is coming up with the name for Nifty. But I like season 2 way more because they actually have some kind of plan and not just winging it as much as they did in season 1. I don't know if the original plan was to have Sam involved this much, considering how autistic he is about time management and wanting to do other projects. But its really paying off compared to how week 2 went down.
I'm certain it helps that World Peace 2 isn't being filmed at the same time, so Sam can do some more tard-wrangling of production.
 
I don't know if the original plan was to have Sam involved this much, considering how autistic he is about time management and wanting to do other projects.
Lets be real, what kind of projects get done between Dec 15th and Feb 1st? This time period is largely a void on the calendar for almost every industry on the planet aside from retail, Sam probably already expected to be present the whole time, just maybe sitting in the basement most of the day chilling. I think what is more impressive is the pivot they had to do because of the contestant losses. Its pretty clear that Taylor was never meant to exist, it was going to be Summer that was supposed to be coaxed into leading TJ on and the original elimination was going to be a real Griffith moment for TJ. Instead they had to drum up a Zoomer succubus girl to be a freeloader to fill the void, Sam kept calling her Summer, even during the elimination he did this. . The problem with this was that nobody really gave a shit about a freeloader getting eliminated, only the moment's effects on TJ. Pretty impressive they could source a girl on such short notice that was willing to tolerate the bizarre conditions of the show and was capable of convincingly getting TJ attached to her.
 
Pretty impressive they could source a girl on such short notice that was willing to tolerate the bizarre conditions of the show and was capable of convincingly getting TJ attached to her.
I'm very impressed with how they utilized her with the short amount of time that she was on the show. Kind of a fantasy vs Reality dilemma going on for TJ if you will. As for convincingly getting TJ attached, I wouldn't think its the hardest thing to do. There's a fair amount of times that a woman can be nice to us just out of courtesy and that's all it takes for us to question if that person likes us or not.
 
Lets be real, what kind of projects get done between Dec 15th and Feb 1st? This time period is largely a void on the calendar for almost every industry on the planet aside from retail, Sam probably already expected to be present the whole time, just maybe sitting in the basement most of the day chilling. I think what is more impressive is the pivot they had to do because of the contestant losses. Its pretty clear that Taylor was never meant to exist, it was going to be Summer that was supposed to be coaxed into leading TJ on and the original elimination was going to be a real Griffith moment for TJ. Instead they had to drum up a Zoomer succubus girl to be a freeloader to fill the void, Sam kept calling her Summer, even during the elimination he did this. . The problem with this was that nobody really gave a shit about a freeloader getting eliminated, only the moment's effects on TJ. Pretty impressive they could source a girl on such short notice that was willing to tolerate the bizarre conditions of the show and was capable of convincingly getting TJ attached to her.
Damn I didn’t think about that. Imagine if TJ had the chance to backstab an actual contestant instead of some random lady who had one foot out the door anyways. That would have been so much more brutal.
 
It's unbelievable to me that anyone actually suspects any of these people are 'paid actors' after the stand-up sets. They were all so bad. If there were any actors among them, you'd think at least one of them would have taken an improv class at some point and be able to deliver a passable performance there.
 
Summer is free from Psych Ward just right when they are going to activate the bathroom cams
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Tay has revealed that there were vegan hotdogs in the fridge. so Jimmy's spergout could've most likely been avoided and Taylor could've eaten them
 
Summer is free from Psych Ward just right when they are going to activate the bathroom cams
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I hope when the show is over they privately take Shinji aside and explain to him what all went down with Summer. None of the contestants know just how bad shit really got with her after she left and Shinji has mentioned wanting to reconnect with her when the show is over. That girl will destroy him. He needs to be warned.
 
did anyone get a clip last night of shinji talking about “inter-species” porn? i couldnt tell if he was having a language problem, it didnt sound like he was talking about fucking animals.
 
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