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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Heather Mason 2 said:
TJ is currently overthinking how to paint a fucking wall.
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TJ drew a barren tree or something instead of indulging in a pointless task meant to ridicule him, much like Letty and the table she was never supposed to build. He then decided to conspire with Trish against Tay. This will go nowhere and Tay is almost definitely winning the show over having the guts to shave her head and whatnot, but aren't you glad TJ saw through Jet's machinations? I always like it when the fish refuse to complete a boring needless challenge and do something else interesting instead. Afterwards he went right to bed.

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Heather Mason 2 said:
Tay is the only fish left who's still willing to compete and you faggots keep calling her a pickme for bothering to compete in a COMPETITION. Shinji has been a ghost for the past 3 or 4 days, Trish has been eliminated in all but word for 2 weeks, TJ is currently overthinking how to paint a fucking wall. Kill yourselves now you don't deserve a show to watch at this point
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>willing to compete
No, she's just a total braindead cunt that will do anything she's told. Can't wait until she gulps down a plate of fatty's shit on the last day.
Gonna be so fuckin awesome man!!!! Eatin a lolcows shit on daddy Sam Hyde's reality show bro that's like so fuckin punk and shit man. Le 1488 and shit LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!
She deserved to get beaten by her retarded looking alien spic ex-bf ngl.
 
Tay is the type of girl who gets in an abusive relationship because she cannot say no and is easily influenced by praise because she has never been told yes.
She has self image problems and no actual personality of her own because its all formed from trying to fit in with groups who dont know she exists.

I dunno if she has discord or internet fwends but I doubt it and probably just mimics what others she likes do.
 
We all know despite what Tay did the Jap will win, Tay won't even get a 2nd prize check, she could have easily fucked off after getting the 10k.

And with that they'll pretty much fuck any chance of anyone with knowledge of the show not just staying in the background as long as humanly possible. Also i have a strong feeling they'll start season 3 in July.

Agree with Tay taking over the show once jimmy left, TJ hasn't done much since jimmy left, and the asians are dead weight. I do wish they forced her to do a man's voice for the rest of the season though, i think it would be funny.
 
Everyone that was still up had a few drinks at the bar, and Donye had at least seven. Oliver, Tay and Donye are the only ones left at the bar. Donye has been fixated on Oliver for at least 50 minutes now, talking in circles about the same topic: the sexual prowess of Africans and especially his cousins. "They will snatch the tip of your dick and have you cum in five minutes," "she had a pussy like a venus fly trap," "my cousin has a dick that's like 12 inches long," "ten inches? I'm swallowing seven of them... with my ass" etc. He's been tormenting Oliver non-stop, who just listens quietly, theatrically dry heaves sometimes (lol) and keeps looking at Tay for reassurance.

I managed to snag this clip which made me laugh more than I'm willing to admit. I hope this makes Oliver reconsider his wigger tendencies.

 
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Ben and Jet came up to Tay in B3 as she went to sleep, with Ben in disbelief that she's bald. He can't stand to look at her so he gave her an old fashioned wig to hide that shit.
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Supposedly Greg is supposed to leave today, and maybe Alex. He is been such a strange individual that didn't really add much to the show except be a target of bullying from Sam and the fish.

 
Four people are just casually sleeping in a room with a box full of vomit next to a bathroom covered in vomit. I can only imagine the smell.
 
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
We all know despite what Tay did the Jap will win, Tay won't even get a 2nd prize check, she could have easily fucked off after getting the 10k.
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I don’t think Shinji stands a chance. I think he’ll be kept around longer than Trisha because of his popularity. But I don’t believe he’s been this huge funding source when compared to Josie. And I get a sense that Sam doesn’t even care for him.

Add in the fact that Sam has expressed disappointment with how things went last season. Saying something along the lines of how they’re not going to let another Josie win. I think the winner is either going to be TJ or Tay. Sam’s show long pet projects.

Edit: Summer on her bullshit early

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curbside2 said:
I don’t think Shinji stands a chance. I think he’ll be kept around longer than Trisha because of his popularity. But I don’t believe he’s been this huge funding source when compared to Josie. And I get a sense that Sam doesn’t even care for him.

Add in the fact that Sam has expressed disappointment with how things went last season. Saying something along the lines of how they’re not going to let another Josie win. I think the winner is either going to be TJ or Tay. Sam’s show long pet projects.
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A TJ/Tay finale is set in stone now, Shinji is just coasting along and Trish was directly told that she probably won't win anyway.
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Edit: Summer on her bullshit early

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>I'm not insane
lol. lmao even. Channing is at least as insane as Summer is and prime Skitzocow thread material. I'm not surprised that she is manipulating Summer to join her retarded crusade.
 
Blitzsneed said:
A TJ/Tay finale is set in stone now, Shinji is just coasting along and Trish was directly told that she probably won't win anyway.
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They will probably give Shinji a chance to prove himself like they did with Vance but it will probably play out the same because he clearly misunderstood the whole show from the start
 
apa gapa said:
They will probably give Shinji a chance to prove himself like they did with Vance but it will probably play out the same because he clearly misunderstood the whole show from the start
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As much as Shinji's honestly the only likeable person left in the competition, his problem is that he's way too committed to his strategy of blending in, and dragging it out far too long. It may have seemingly worked on the others, as Tay chose to zero out TJ rather than him, but what about production? In yesterday's confessional, he's already said he wants to save it for the end, and that even four days left might be too early; dude's not going to last that long if he stretches it out that far. Ironically enough, didn't Vance get booted out at around four days left specifically because he couldn't pull off the meanness?
 
EenGevolg said:
As much as Shinji's honestly the only likeable person left in the competition, his problem is that he's way too committed to his strategy of blending in, and dragging it out far too long. It may have seemingly worked on the others, as Tay chose to zero out TJ rather than him, but what about production? In yesterday's confessional, he's already said he wants to save it for the end, and that even four days left might be too early; dude's not going to last that long if he stretches it out that far. Ironically enough, didn't Vance get booted out at around four days left specifically because he couldn't pull off the meanness?
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Yeah and Sam even told him he would have stayed if he went down to the basement to mess with Letty during her basement interview
 
When the season 2 edit releases will they butcher the first few days to pretend Summer never existed?
Theres probably not good answer, both showing her or blatanly removing her will cause Summer to meltdown either way.
 
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