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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Marche said:
for better or for worse Letty is now on the radar of Ip2 and part of its ecosystem
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Like a wide array of side characters that have ever crossed paths with any of those guys

All I'm saying is that it's retarded to doompost about her becoming an IP2 degenerate when all she did was get drunk in a party. If she's going to associate with someone it's Ice Poseidon, IP2 is dead and has been for years
 
Blindeye said:
Smaack has gone back to B1 to cry a couple times since the voting talk, presumably just because she's feeling bad about being unpopular and some people wanting to vote for her. The second time, she cried pretty hard for like a minute, then got up, dropped, did like 5 pushups, and walked out ready to go
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Pushups will legit make you feel better if you're feeling down.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
TTS is 1000 tokens. 1200 tokens cost $99.00. A standard season pass comes with 600 token + 10% off TTS, bringing a single TTS down to 900 tokens, but you'd still be 300 tokens short of a single TTS with just the season pass. The cheapest additional package to bring that up would be $29.99 for 350 tokens. So, $60 season pass plus an additional $29.99 would get you ONE TTS.

HOW DO PEOPLE PAY THIS KIND OF MONEY WTF?!?

If a single TTS was $10, I probably would have bought a few. But a single TTS is about $100. Fuck that.
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Would you pay for TTS if it were 1 cent? There are people out there that have so much money that 100 dollars is 1 cent to them. There is some overlap between MDE and early bitcoin investors.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
TTS is 1000 tokens. 1200 tokens cost $99.00. A standard season pass comes with 600 token + 10% off TTS, bringing a single TTS down to 900 tokens, but you'd still be 300 tokens short of a single TTS with just the season pass. The cheapest additional package to bring that up would be $29.99 for 350 tokens. So, $60 season pass plus an additional $29.99 would get you ONE TTS.

HOW DO PEOPLE PAY THIS KIND OF MONEY WTF?!?

If a single TTS was $10, I probably would have bought a few. But a single TTS is about $100. Fuck that.
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It cannot be emphasized enough that people will pay for dumb shit, especially when it is in a social environment (like a livestreaming show)
 
Marche said:
for better or for worse Letty is now on the radar of Ip2 and part of its ecosystem
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S.C.U.D. said:
Very excited for her 2025 camper meth streams.
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Letty has said she plans on particapating in future ice piss events, and he seemed to give her an open invite at the end of hunger games to his future events. And i was scanning through the Halloween stream and ice piss said he has a rat race styled stream planned on Nov. 15th with 6 streamers, which would line up with her saying she has something big planned in November. Ice piss was supposed to do a survivor themed show at some point as well and she was invited to that i think. She is firmly in the orbit of IP2.
Giant Machine said:
Would you pay for TTS if it were 1 cent? There are people out there that have so much money that 100 dollars is 1 cent to them. There is some overlap between MDE and early bitcoin investors.
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During bloodgames there was a fishtoy to put fatty away/bring fatty out that was like 200$ and got bought like 20 times, they made over 10k off of plastic balls in the cell challenge, they have incredible pay pigs who will pay whatever price to interact with whatever cute girls they bring on.
 
Alex and Binx stayed up talking all night, until Ben came into B3 where they were, turned the light off on them, and told them to go to bed. After they were in bed, at around 6:30 FT time, Jet came out dressed as the red shark and walked around before rearranging a few pieces of furniture. He then went back down to the basement.
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Alexis has woken up and noticed the moved furniture.
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After finding Jeet working out in the yard, she goes upstairs to tell Le'Ron and Smaack about the furniture. She wonders if Luke is back. This bitch is acting like Famous House is under siege. She's so cringe.
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It's worth noting that Jeet has been up for at least an hour now, and either didn't notice the furniture or made no effort to fix it himself, waiting for someone else to be present before doing anything.

Edit: Payton is up now too (she was sleeping in the loft). Everyone else in B2 and B3 is still sound asleep.
 
literally retarded said:
when all she did was get drunk in a party.
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Running around in your underwear isn't just "getting drunk at a party" for most people
Giant Machine said:
There is some overlap between MDE and early bitcoin investors.
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The numbers proved like the average was something like $200 over the span of a week or 3. I think we can all admit to spending that much on dumb shit whether it's at a bar or concert tickets or something involving a hobby or anything else to feel good. FFS they had people paying $10 for a ball or a single rose during bitchtank.

I could easily see someone spending that little if they're on welfare and watching for hundreds of hours in a week

Didn't the numbers also show it wasn't really length or whales overall that determined haul but just getting in more viewers that increased their cash flow?

No wonder they're trying a bit more of a normal format this time around
 
The fish are all having a discussion about what the shark/Jet did. Honestly, with this cast of histrionic normies, the sharks doing tame ass shit like moving furniture and making messes has the potential to be probably the most entertaining thing the sharks have ever done. Turning it into one giant gaslight where they think one of them is doing weird and/or nefarious shit in the middle of the night is hilarious, especially once they start pointing fingers. Ted is currently telling the others about how Alex said he sleepwalks and has night terrors, at one point sleepwalking to the foot of Ted's bed and standing over it, but the story was interrupted by him accidentally letting rip just the dankest fart mid-sentence. He's surrounded by 3 other fish btw, and now he's hiding his face in embarrassment.
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
unning around in your underwear
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Do you mean the swimsuit she was clearly wearing while in a hot tub?

Why do you care so much about Letty being taking advantage of she's not that fucking stupid. If anything I see it as her taking advantage of Ice.

I'm sure she realizes the low number of women in Ip2 and sees it as a way to easily gain followers.
 
Yat0 said:
So Burt leaked the town the house is in, and I took a quick look at google maps and I think I found the fishtank house already

150 Dedham St, Wrentham, MA​

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From Google Streetview of course its hard to say without checking all of the Houses in the town (there aren't many) but im pretty sure its the same one. ​

There are 3 stories including basement, an enclosed deck in the back, and its about the right size. There aren't many houses large enough in the town to be the fishtank house.​

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50 Green St, Wrentham, MA 02093​

 
CroChad said:
Guys, do you think it's possible Burt watched season 1, saw Vance's schizo assignment, saw how popular it was, and is now just trying to give his own version of it?
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Burt is naturally schizophrenic. Burt mumbling, chronic masturbation, and night terrors is not an act.
He even has a lot of prescribed pills for his condition. Its very funny indeed but also sad.
 
I can't believe how repulsive people can be while eating breakfast.
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