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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Blackstar said:
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Couple days ago it was noticed that Burt had surgery scars near the shoulder and it was suggested his muscles were fake since he doesn't actually seem to be really strong, natty or nah?
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I don't think he has fake muscle implants.

Natty or not? I can't say.

He definitely spends a lot of time working out and seems to have an attainable physique for someone of his size and age.
 
ChunkyKong said:
I haven't been keep up been busy IRL but every clip i've seen Burt is beating off.... Is he really beating off or is it a bit?
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It's a joke. The wiggers CGI'd Burt jerking off in order to promote the show to the queer gay male audience. It's all an elaborate ruse to buckbreak white man into being sissy sub boys to Burt.
 
My Payton endorsement stocks have gone 20x this week. It only took the mommy figure Alexis leaving for her gay pet La'Ron to lose all borrowed confidence and quit. Now Payton can let loose and latch onto the energy of the other contestants who are riding it out and having fun; Binx, Alex, and sometimes Mizzy. She showed a lot of resolve with the Cell challenge, and I found her attitude last night to be hilarious. Conner cut his hands open from smashing shit, then asked Payton to clean him up and help him. She told him to fuck off and fix it himself. Week 1 Payton would have just run away. Character development.
 
Zoc Verde said:
She told him to fuck off and fix it himself. Week 1 Payton would have just run away. Character development.
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Wow she went from saying nothing to saying no, truly our content queen. How any of you degenerate freaks simp for any girl from any season of this show continues to amaze me even though I should've learned better by now.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Wow she went from saying nothing to saying no, truly our content queen
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CAUSE IMA CONTENT QUEEN, I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NO BOD E. IM THAT NIGGA PAYTON. LET'S GET IT. IM THAT NIGGA PAYTON. CONTENT QUEEN. CONTENT QUEEN. CONTENT QUEEN. MY NIGGA PAYTON. MY NIGGA PAYTON. MY NIGGA PAYTON.
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Hoard update, TTS asked her to show it to the camera and now she's taken some stuff out claiming that she was gonna take it back to the kitchen and just put it in there after the cell.
 
Freeloaders have assumed control of the house.

Alex is malding, screaming "GO HOME, GROW MORE PIMPLES ON YOUR NECK! I WILL NOT CLEAN YOUR SHIT!" Connor has told them if they don't clean up their rooms he will destroy them. Alex is angry, because his bed was pissed on (though Alex pissed and poured coffee and juice all over The Freeloaders' shit, and Burt has to LIVE with that.) For some reason, the original rightful homesteaders of Famous House have allowed the squatters of Fishtank to tell them how things will operate, it's glorious. Simbal sits in his room, seething. "It was not a harsh slap. It was a TV slap. If it was a harsh slap, he would have cried. Fuck you." Quiet fuck yous echo out from behind the bedroom while you watch the vanity camera, Mizzy does her hair rolling her eyes, quietly wishing someone would delete the jeet already.

Us too, Mizzy. Us too.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Wow she went from saying nothing to saying no, truly our content queen. How any of you degenerate freaks simp for any girl from any season of this show continues to amaze me even though I should've learned better by now.
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idk By its nature the show is kinda parasocial anyway, its not great I guess, but its probably good for the show. Hell people do that for any reality show, people all have favorites for like, the bachelor and all that other shit, 90 day fiance or whatever else.
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Hoard update, TTS asked her to show it to the camera and now she's taken some stuff out claiming that she was gonna take it back to the kitchen and just put it in there after the cell.
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This is the funniest thing shes done, I love it. She has a literal dragon's hoard treasure chest full of, not gold and gems and precious artefacts, but cheetos and pringles and sodas and junk food.
filthypenguin said:
I believe it. She had an entire garbage bag of food and then left the cell to get different food. She doesn't like the food she brought to the cell. I suspect she brought it (and hoarded it) to barter.
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Theres a part of me that thought that it might be a dumb meta tactic where shes trying to prevent the other guys from having any snacks or to use in some way, its not like she stays in there to ever do anything with it. Its dumb though since nobody cares one way or the other, dudes like Alex dont even know how to cook apparently so he just doesnt eat unless someone cooks for him or leaves food out or something.

Its funnier to think shes just hoarding it though, and kind of insecure about it.
 
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flamboyant cuttlefish said:
I’m like 90% sure that Burt has fake lats. The scars are in the right place, and you can see lumps where the lats should be that just sort of hang instead of moving and flexing like they're supposed to.
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paypigs get on it and ask him in a tts. I would add that I have lifted weights for decades and can absolutely say burt has shit form at everything i have seen him do in the tank. his gut could be caused by HGH or insulin abuse or both.
 
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idk By its nature the show is kinda parasocial anyway, its not great I guess, but its probably good for the show. Hell people do that for any reality show, people all have favorites for like, the bachelor and all that other shit, 90 day fiance or whatever else.

This is the funniest thing shes done, I love it. She has a literal dragon's hoard treasure chest full of, not gold and gems and precious artefacts, but cheetos and pringles and sodas and junk food.

Theres a part of me that thought that it might be a dumb meta tactic where shes trying to prevent the other guys from having any snacks or to use in some way, its not like she stays in there to ever do anything with it. Its dumb though since nobody cares one way or the other, dudes like Alex dont even know how to cook apparently so he just doesnt eat unless someone cooks for him or leaves food out or something.

Its funnier to think shes just hoarding it though, and kind of insecure about it.
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A lot of overweight/obese people struggle from food insecurity (maybe they weren't able to easily get access to food in childhood so they overeat now), so the fact that she's exhibiting food hoarding so publicly by keeping a treasure trove of highly processed food right next to her bed in a cabinet that should be accessible to everyone to store their shoes, clothing, etc. is AMAZING. Like, Mizzy, did you think no one would ever look in the little chest? It's open for anyone to look in. You can't just keep your food hoard in a publicly available chest, lol. And right next to her bed, too, right under the camera. You'd think she would have kept it in the closet or something out of the view of others if she was really going to go do that. I wonder what her home pantry looks like, and she amassed all that after just TWO weeks! She probably has a lot of expired stuff she can't eat, it makes me sad :(
 
flamboyant cuttlefish said:
I’m like 90% sure that Burt has fake lats. The scars are in the right place, and you can see lumps where the lats should be that just sort of hang instead of moving and flexing like they're supposed to.
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His lats look natural. He's talked about losing weight previously. I think it's much more likely that the scars are there from nip and tuck surgery.
 
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Grim_Autismo said:
A lot of overweight/obese people struggle from food insecurity (maybe they weren't able to easily get access to food in childhood so they overeat now), so the fact that she's exhibiting food hoarding so publicly by keeping a treasure trove of highly processed food right next to her bed in a cabinet that should be accessible to everyone to store their shoes, clothing, etc. is AMAZING. Like, Mizzy, did you think no one would ever look in the little chest? It's open for anyone to look in. You can't just keep your food hoard in a publicly available chest, lol. And right next to her bed, too, right under the camera. You'd think she would have kept it in the closet or something out of the view of others if she was really going to go do that. I wonder what her home pantry looks like, and she amassed all that after just TWO weeks! She probably has a lot of expired stuff she can't eat, it makes me sad :(
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I don't think it matters this much. They're given the food by the staff. They starved out the house previously in Season 2. Other contestants would probably be willing to fuck with other people's food. Hiding your own snacks isn't a huge deal.
 
Grim_Autismo said:
You can't just keep your food hoard in a publicly available chest, lol. And right next to her bed, too, right under the camera. You'd think she would have kept it in the closet or something out of the view of others if she was really going to go do that.
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This was already revealed to multiple contestants, Alex included though he probably forgot by now. They probably just think she's fat and has some mental and eating disorder and just ignore it.
 
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