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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
code123 said:
each season i try hard to not simp but Payton is making it hard rn .
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she‘s like a somehow even prettier version of Keira Knightley man how can we possibly resist…
Has anyone found her socials yet? I remember seeing everyone else’s but can’t recall seeing hers.
BAD
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  • tank too small
  • uncycled
  • waste accumulation (excess amounts will cause ammonia poisoning, even with a well developed nitrogen cycle)
  • colored substrate (can leech chemicals onto the water)
  • overstocked (barely appropriate for even just two fish to live in)
  • no inkbird ITC-308S for temperature control (even tropical fish will struggle with water temps this high)
  • too many sharp edges (can tear fins)
  • no safe place to rest
  • fish losing scales and glass surfing from stress
  • fish losing buoyancy and falling to the ground
  • hydra infestation
GOOD
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  • lots of room for swimming
  • ample natural lighting
  • tries to recreate a natural scape
  • aquarium safe decor with rounded edges
  • clean floor
  • ample resting spaces
  • inkbird ITC-308S for temp control
  • happy fish
Swamp_Donkey said:
NO WAY HE JUST SHIT HIMSELF
WRITE SOMETHING DOWN ON THE PAPER IT WILL COME TRUE
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PAYTRIOTS, RISE UP
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Fake News Anchor said:
I cannot fucking stop getting hyped for this season, holy shit.

Sam lets Simbal in on the rigging. They need a nonwhite to win but it can't be Burt, cuz he's a rapist and will be able to rape more if he gets the $50,000.
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I think he did this cause he doesn't want Simbal to earn more fishbucks cause he's threatening to leave over and over. I'm still a bit salty that he actually sent his previous 5k to his contact. Shouldn't have done that, gives him too much power.
 
Xavier Ravenblood said:
It's actually only illegal to sell cigarettes to anyone under 21. The legality of smoking under 21 is a grey area. It was the same when it was age limited to 18.

When I was in high school there would be 14 year olds smoking cigarettes on the corner outside of school and the cops wouldn't/couldn't do anything about it. (I'm not a lawyer)
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imagine getting arrested for underaged smoking and you say "but I learned about it on the farms!"
 
They had said that the worst performer at the puke triathlon challenge could be forced to sleep in a cat house.
In the end, did no one sleep in the cat house?
 
New freeloader: Methmom.
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Mizzy still obizzy.
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Burt using the enemy's weapon (codes) against them.
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Paytroon confirmed.
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Icky pukers compilation:

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Terror Sandwich said:
They had said that the worst performer at the puke triathlon challenge could be forced to sleep in a cat house.
In the end, did no one sleep in the cat house?
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I think it was more about not trying than bad performance. Binx was the worst performer but looking at how destroyed she was at the end, I don't think you can say she didn't try, she just sucks. Mizzy skipped the food stuff but did fine in the other challenges + her team won the challenge. If her team lost because of her refusal to participate in the first challenges, she'd probably be in the cat house right now.
 
It seems like the next elimination vote will go to Mizzy, unless they are able to remove the immunity from the Jeet.
I hope that the producers pull a Trisha and keep her as a freeloader until the end. I hate her, but in a "love to hate" sort of way. Sam also seems to enjoy bullying her, so I think he'd probably like that as well.
 
Burt just explained his hypersexuality to Jeff after scratching his balls in the kitchen. It's scenes like this that make the site worth checking before work.
 
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