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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
We ALL will be stanning Canello El Perro IMG_8410.webpIMG_8465.webp
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
There are weird as fuck terms for doing this though, you have to be live 24/7 and sleep on camera. Something that basically no fish wants to do once they're off their season so its no wonder they have basically nobody willing to do it.

They're now down to 2 fish, apparently Angelina got smoked because her kid brother kept walking onto the stream. 1 day in and already down half the cast, wiggers taking L's as a matter of course.
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Angelina is back. I think any notion of "you HAVE to be online 24/7" is at most a wigger gaslight to keep the dumbest (Alex, Burt) online as much as possible to farm paypigs.
 
New feature on the FT website: Fishes can make their own custom fishtoys for use on their streams.

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Missed clipping it, but Mexican Jet announced in the cell that if they do a season two, they have an open casting where they will be looking for up to 4 American contestants and will try to find 4 other latinx contestants that are able to speak English fluently.
 
JakeMorgendorffer said:
Missed clipping it, but Mexican Jet announced in the cell that if they do a season two, they have an open casting where they will be looking for up to 4 American contestants and will try to find 4 other latinx contestants that are able to speak English fluently.
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Immediately ruining what made the show special even before it hit the ground running, truly the Cholos are the Mexican Wiggers. I hope they bring in a feral cat in too.
 
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Madison Grant said:
ScottSullivanMMA just went live and is shittalking production


Feels like not being brought in for S3 was a slap in the face.
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Scott is consistently the most boring season regular on Fishtank and I don't blame them at all for not inviting him back for S3. Whenever he came in to do boxing training I'd automatically tune out knowing the next hour would be nothing content. This has been true since season 1 he was just as boring back then too. His weird one sided feud with Letty also is really gay.
 
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
50% chance he's been mooching off of Bilinguals by playing off the fat American tourist schtick or he's actually A Polyglot Idiot Savant and the A-Hawgs have been underestimating his true power
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He probably walks around with his phone going "escuchame por favor" before putting google translate on speaker and having it translate what he wants to say. I bet he can only order tacos, beer, prostitutes and xanax without any help
 
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