Lolcow Sam Tanner

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DaffyDuck

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I came across this trainwreck that started off uploading Dollar Tree hauls and over time he’s become the most cocky asshole, he’s balding at 25, only seems to purchase products that he deems are ‘manly’ despite the fact he’s probably the biggest in the closet queen on Youtube, and he recently laughed about killing a snake outside his front door:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrWbF83aLttUdPV0em_H9KA/feed
 
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Seems interesting, but I'm not sure this fits within the green Lolcow tag. Can this person be trolled by less-retarded retards calling themselves Clyde Cash?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/creating-a-thread-in-the-lolcow-board.19313/

Some good examples of some of their worst videos would also help a lot to have there in the OP.
 
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At one point a few months back, he changed his channel name to 'Rocky Tanner' and told his subscribers to call him Rocky, then about a month later he changed his channel name back. The best thing is he claims to be 'Close with God' so i'm almost certain he refuses to out himself as gay due to this. One of the best lines I've heard from him is that he believes himself to be a long lost Kardashian brother
 
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DaffyDuck said:
I came across this trainwreck that started off uploading Dollar Tree hauls and over time he’s become the most cocky asshole, he’s balding at 25, only seems to purchase products that he deems are ‘manly’ despite the fact he’s probably the biggest in the closet queen on Youtube, and he recently laughed about killing a snake outside his front door:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrWbF83aLttUdPV0em_H9KA/feed
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>New account
>First post cow with only one link
>Poor description

NYP... Oh wow actually, he does seem like a decent cow. Good work. Got any background on this guy?
 
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He can't grow a beard at 25? I already have a thick, full beard and I'm half a decade younger than he is.

PickleDickTickleDick said:
I'm afraid to even start one of his videos. He looks like that one guy from Game of Thrones after a horrible meth binge.
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You mean Theon Greyjoy?
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>New account
>First post cow with only one link
>Poor description

NYP... Oh wow actually, he does seem like a decent cow. Good work. Got any background on this guy?
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He started out doing Dollar Tree haul videos, he's said a few times he used to do male modelling and has had a nose job, i'm not convinced myself. He used to constantly talk about how he goes to church and about how he has a lot of Church friends but he's not brought that up in over a year, a few months ago he uploaded a drunken video where he literally said he has "people that will look after me" which to me sounded like he had a sugar daddy
 
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DaffyDuck said:
He actually brought that up in one video about how he grew up thinking he was part Native American but apparently his dad told him he was pretty much all German
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Could be some Central Asian in the mix, then. I knew a girl who was of ethnic-Prussian descent, and looked vaguely Asiatic. She said it came from Hun and Mongol ancestors.
 
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