Okay so videos suck and they're gay so we're doing this shit
@GethN7 style now. That said the previously mentioned video is
here but fuck it it's gay and yet again over an hour in length so it sucks.
Here's my loadout so far. Pretty much everyone here has Fortitude LV3, meaning everyone here is reaching 10k+ HP. Needless to say this is having me worried for the difficulty of the game down the line.
This is how bad it's getting. I feel like I accidentally powercreeped too hard here. This guy has HP regen on him too. I'm going to be replacing the pirateshit with weaker shit offscreen just to tone down my powerlevel.
This is the next mission I'll be going on, and it involves Crossbone shit, so basically I'm going to be capturing more overpowered pirate shit here. I don't actually know this, but I totally do actually know this, because everything Crossbone is busted.
This cunt with a shitty monocle deploys three mobile suits and they get WTFHAXed by like nine space pirates. This same guy tells Tobia (protag) to fuck off because this totally doesn't concern him (jupiter exchange students). President Douche over here is whining that these are old models and it shouldn't be this hard, but Tobia thinks this is a decoy strat. I'm gonna place hard bets in the "lol idk" square, because the fucking Crossbone is there.
Let me emphasize something. I have no idea how old this guy is, but he looks 12 and this line alone has earned him a spot in my roster in the future. Anyone with balls this big gets to participate in the Man Mode run.
This guy has his own series. Crossbone is entirely about an engineering student fucking everything up. I haven't watched it so I don't know much, but this guy gets up to some seriously exceptional shit.
This is our deployment map. I'm going to be deploying North of whatever this red dildo is. I'll be sending some fast units south with Tobia to clear everything out, leaving last hits for my own guys, of course. The enemy in the far back is the Crossbone Gundam.
Okay. Easy shit. Let's do this. I'm going to be deploying my sniper in the N sector, with the CQC shit hanging out with Tobia. Gato will be in the North sector, Cannonballer (15k hp man) will be in the south sector tanking like a complete Chad.
Starting to have reservations about "Am I powercreeping too hard?" right now. Opting to not give a shit, regardless.
These guys have shitty range (four is bad) so I'm going to be cheesing the shit out of them with my zooks and snipers, which have 5 range. In short, they're fucked regardless of how busted their stats are.
I let Gamer Girl get the last hit on this guy, which levels her up and gets EXP on her GM Command (one of the aforementioned self-nerfing measures).
Dumbass of the day proceeds to jump Gamer Girl, which gets him counterganked by a three way Support Attack. He's dead, basically.
Gato also gets jumped by a butt pirate, which puts him in alert status after taking a counter last turn, but he's a Master, which means he regens hp silently every turn, on top of him having a health kit and a 5% hp regen part equipped, so frankly I kind of don't give a shit.
And he autoheals back to half health anyways.
Tobia isn't looking as hot though, since he got gangbanged by three pirates at once.
He'll be fine though, since I've preemptively sent three of my guys south to bail his dumb ass out. Two of these guys outrange the pirates, and the third one is so tanky that he doesn't give a shit what happens.
The Daughtress Weapon in these fights is pretty much MVP, since it's 6 range cannon lets it support multiple shootouts at once. Bel-Air gets into a shootout with two of the pirates so far, taking out one, and ends up low, so I'm going to be returning him to the ship alongside the GM Command. They'll be back next turn to wreck shit.
I move Clint up to finish off one of the pirates, which gets him a level. I'll be moving up the Daughtress Neo after this to take advantage of his stupid range to finish off the second pirate. His suit gets a level in attack for now, since he's usually out of range of most enemies. He also gets a level as well, because fuck it, why not.
The Neo gets clapbacked with 3k damage, which isn't much when you consider it's 15k HP pool. It'll regen that in a few turns easily. The Weapon moves in with their beam saber, since their EN is low. I'll be returning them to the ship soon as well. Tobia moves his dumb ass out of the way so that hopefully we can survive this.
This leaves us with the northern field. I'm going to move everyone there into the ship to both regen their EN and HP, and because all of them are out of range right now. I'll move the ship up so they can enter range once they exit next turn.
The Zaku II Kai gets shit on during the enemy turn, so I'm returning him to the ship for now. One of the butt pirates walked up on the ship so they're eating machinegun fire. The closest pirate gets shit on pretty hard so I can give Gamer Girl another easy kill.
I'm attacking some of these guys in their range deliberately, and it's because if you attack anyone out of their range, they'll try to defend it almost every single time. If you're confident an attack will land, getting in the enemy's range so they try to counterattack will make them take more damage than if you played safe. In this case, he won't die from this, but it will set him up to get shit on by Gamer Girl again.
I've deployed the Sniper next to him deliberately so I can headvulcan him into red health to ensure nothing fucks up here. This gets her a pilot level, and she goes Super Saiyan... which is nice too, I guess. Time to go crit the Crossbone, I guess.
lol this guy is so fucked
I move Tobia out of the way again. Remember, he has to fight the Crossbone and survive.
This guy gets shit on by a 6k damage Federation sword, which levels up her suit again.
This also puts her in Super Saiyan 3. That Crossbone has no idea what the fuck's in store for it right now.
He passes his turn. I won't go over my turn as I basically shipped everyone and moved the ship to be ready to support fire on the Crossbone next turn. I'm waiting on him to move up so I can get my Super Crit in without losing tension. Also Tobia is still really, REALLY fucking low.
Get it together, dude. Anyways, here's the thing, I totally could drop Gamer Girl out of the ship to saber the Crossbone's dumb ass, but I have something funnier planned. Just wait. For now, she'll be out of the way so she doesn't get hit.
I'm going to leave a few guys hanging out but I won't gangbang the Crossbone just yet. That sniper just crit him for 5k and I don't think he'll survive what I have planned for him.
I pass two turns to let Tobias heal for a bit, and then I cast Attack Up on the GM Command.
This just about oneshots the Gundam.
I move Tobia up after this and pass the turn. The dude's still low as hell, naturally.
I'm pretty confident this is going to fail the mission, but I kind of don't give a shit LMAO
Wow you really should of thought about that before you started shooting up kiddos in space. Now the Federation is sending Super Saiyan GMs at you.
The Daughtress Neo lands a crit (of course) and gets a level off of this. This is before I even get to see what the results of me gibbing the Crossbone are. He probably just fucks off tbh. The Neo gets more defense.
And again, I still have yet to see what happens because I killed the Crossbone. This guy goes off about his Jewish plans or some shit.
(the earth)
Anyways, his ship blows up for some reason (???) and the shockwave shits on Tobias. It sounds like a car alarm lol
The dude in the Crossbone tells Tobia to GTFO the cockpit, and the guy Instant Tranmissions into his explosion to pick him up. The Crossbone is still technically dead at this point, but now it's allied.
So here's the new plot. I guess jewish dude blew his ship up, and now the Jupiter Empire sends three battleships and a regiment of the same Shitbots that Tobia was piloting. The Jewpiter Empire wants to take over Earth because they're assfaggots.
These people Instant Transmission into both of our ships. It's the Crossbone battleship.
Kincaid tells her to GTFO because something is weird. Then the Jewpiter Empire gets ganked by ELS, so now we're fighting Skynet, I guess.
Naturally, some cunts from Gundam 00 show up, and this guy goes over his plans to deliver The D.
The guy named Descartes wants to activate Quantum Burst so he can "probe" the aliens. I wish I was making this shit up. He blows up the middle group (pictured above) and they summon eighteen silver dildos in response.
Here are my objectives.
Here is our secret enemy.
She summons two additional Zudahs, which is a unit I have, but hers specifically is a commander type I'm not in possession of. It gains access to the Anti-Ship Rifle, which has apebrain range on it.
I'm going to be shitting on her as fast as possible. I move my battleship as far north as I can take it, and I send out my sniper to cheap out some damage on her.
I'll be dropping some dudes next to him to Support Defend his ass out of trouble, because this is actually a pretty risky strat solo. Here is the battle map right now. Descartes (yes that is his name) is the big ass guy far right. He has a skill that lets him cast MAP attacks post movement. Kincaid has a skill that lets all nearby units heal 6k HP, so he's got some people hanging out with him too.
After moving that crossbone shit out of my way, I'm going to keep everyone near the middle so they can be supported by my battleship, and GTFO to the hangar if needed.
The CB ship has a defend option, which is making me trip balls pretty hard right now. It makes these dildos hit for about 1.7k, which is nothing and can be Ship Regenned really easy (they do that). It's a far superior option than evading because that almost never works, and defending cuts damage pretty hard. This is a pretty big deal in a situation where you're almost always getting hit anyways.
The Zudah steps up.
AAAAAAAAAAND IT'S GONE
Literal Who gets Post-Bullying Syndrome.
Go to the hangar, you fucking sperg.
There's not much to say about this turn, other than setting up a lot of the ELS to get destroyed by Descartes. I'm going to opt to say nothing until something of note actually goes down.
With this, Descartes has killed 7 ELS Dildos.
This still leaves the other two sectors of ELS, and there's more than plenty to go around, so I'm going to start allowing my units to get kills on these things. UberGINN gets a level.
Your default Leader character ends up shitting on three guys to make his way from midfield to north field just to play defense for the two idiots that got themselves caught out. Welcome to SD Gundam.
He gets a level for it in the process, which he deserves.
The enemy turn ends (it was mostly movement) and Bel-Air and Human Man return to the ship. Clint also has to return for EN reasons.
Some uninteresting kills. Mother Vanguard softens these cunts up so Descartes can get shit done.
Our turn ends and two guys up north get shit on pretty hard.
They both survive though, which is the entire reason I dump points into Fortitude and Defense all the time. As long as these guys survive a fight, I can return them to the hangar so they can heal.
My turn starts and Descartes shits on two ELS and procs the Generation Break. Apparently I lost count because I was expecting three tbh. This makes him enter Super Saiyan mode, and then this babby shows up and cries a lil bit.
Fuck this guy.
His gimmick right now is getting his ass beat by this dude in a Genoace (shitbot).
Their fight gets interrupted by more Mexicans, so now they're working together and shit because fuck aliens.
So aliens and a warship basically. Woolf tells Flit to fuck off, his machine isn't prepared for this, and Flit runs off and tells their warship about this. This leaves Woolf on his own, and for some reason he's acting like total hot shit about it.
Here is my mission.
Our secret unit is this dumb bitch.
This is why Woolf is acting hot shit. Unfortunately, this is useless in solo missions, so I'm having him fuck off for right now.
This is the Fa Bose, which has some special skills that will make it a pain in the ass to deal with.
Stealth System gives it 5% evasion when attacked. It also has a second set of aliens in it's cargo bay.
I have a lot of shit to do at once right now, so I'm having Gato go Super Saiyan voluntarily.
In the meantime, Kirk's Zaku and the GINN return for repairs and energy. Gato shits on an ELS with the help of the GM Kai, and goes Super Saiyan 3.
I'm going to work on the ELS at the bottom first before I finish Gato's turn, though. Kincaid moves on the big fucker, with Descartes as support. He'll crit even through support actions right now, so hopefully this means I get two crits out of him.
This kills the ELS. I move The Dick south of the Vanguard to deal with the lone ELS there while getting him in a position to save Woolf's dumb ass, and he enters Super Saiyan 3 by accident.
Going north again, Gato drops bombs and shits on the medium ELS for 7k damage. He loses his super crit for this, but it's worth it as this will get the ELS out of my hair next turn, and I only have six turns to kill their battleship.
I send out two Zakus to help Woolf, but it needs to be emphasized just how out of position this stupid motherfucker is.
I move him in full retreat, because the only way this shit's going to work is if he kites the UE to meet us halfway. He'll get oneshot otherwise. Turn ends.
Christ, I forgot these guys were a thing.
I have Kincaid do a driveby so Descartes can oneshot her on his way to help that dumbass Woolf. I'll probably have him oneshot the other Tieren's on his way for the movement, too.
Even with my guys in a fighting retreat, I still can't get this stupid motherfucker in range yet. Turn ends.
It's turn 2 in his 6 turn limit, and now the second wave is starting to advance as well. He's still in range of the mothership, so that hasn't moved at all.
We're finally in range of his Genoace, but not the mothership.
Descartes is about to be the MVP of this mission with his Super Crit.
You'll see why soon. Because he's in Super Crit and he already hit stupidly hard (10k) in default, he's doing so much damage he's oneshotting everything he touches.
I've done this twice, which gets me in range of the mothership's Pinpoint. I've parked him directly in front of their ship to introduce them to Plan 31: The Dick.
With their ship as low as it is, I'm going to start moving Woolf back in to finish it off. I'm opting to avoid direct fighting on the way, because he's going to need HP to get back in. End turn.
The Fa Bose presses it's metaphorical "Oh Shit" button and launches FUCKING EVERYTHING.
Not much happens on this turn other than moving in Woolf, so that turn ends with UE dogpiling on Descartes. My turn starts back up again and I have Descartes try to soften up Fa Bose, but he instead nearly oneshots her by critting, the absolute madman.
No, seriously, what the fuck man.
So anyways, here's the deal. I don't trust this guy to not fuck up last hitting that Gafran on the way in, so I'm going to be casting Attack Up on him. Let's watch him fuck it up anyways. His attack stats are decently high so I'm placing some degree of faith in this maneuver.
And he fucks it up because of course he would. So, fuck that, I'm sending in Kincaid to clean up Woolf's bullshit.
Turn ends and UE tries fucking with the guests again, so I have them throw out some clapbacks to ease the Over Impact section.
Turn starts and the GINN gets some EXP. I move him into the Fa Bose after this to soften it up (necessary) and Woolf gets a crit kill with his knife.
Over Impact starts now. I start OI off by hardfocusing Descartes. I don't want anything that can slap shit for 10k damage around. He starts talking shit about "lower breeds being so lenient" or something.
This lower breed gains a level off of him.
Lower breed shitbot gains a level and +1 def.
My XO, Gunner, and Mechanic all gain levels on the Carry Base.
muh lower breeds
Gato uses his extra turn to soften this guy up so the Zudah can move on the CB ship.
Daughtress Neo waits on standby to cockblock the Crossbone.
The GINN is out of position during the phase change, but Kincaid aggros onto Gato and only the Genoace tries to kill it. I have it defend which reduces the damage to a mediocre 1.7k.
The GM Kai and Zudah beat down on the Mother Vanguard. The Zudah blows the last of it's EN shutting it down, which puts Kincaid in surrender mode. This gets the Zudah another level, which will be put into defense again, bringing it up to an okay 14.
Human Man also gains a level from this.
Gato's free capture is still on cooldown from the Tierens, so I'm having him move forward to 1v1 the Genoace. I'll pick up the Crossbone with the Carry Base later.
New turn starts, I pick up Crossbone, and I have Gato enter critmode so he and the GINN can for sure destroy Woolf.
gg lol
Gato enters a post victory Super Saiyan 3.
Here are our results. Gundarium is a part that increases unit defense significantly.
Now for post-mission shit. I'm going to go over some of the exchange options.
The Heavygun/Murasame is... disturbingly good with it's stats. I need to point out that most of what I use reaches 10k+ HP only BECAUSE my pilots have fortitude, not the other way around. This is an option for the Daughtress Neo.
Pretty alright health and stats, but not the crazy 12k we were seeing earlier. This is expected, because the GINN HM2 has about this much health too.
My JD Dagger L can develop into this. Just like in SDGO, the 105 dagger retains it's beam reducing laminate armor ability here, which makes this unit a bullshit level grunt. I'm going to gun for this so I can get regular 105 Daggers later, but I'll be waiting to see what levels 3 and 4 have to offer.
As a side note, someone wants my JD Dagger for their Genoace. Can't imagine why, though.
Another Barter option. I'm going to be 100% completely, totally honest with you:
I have no idea what the fuck a RF Zaku is.
Below is another option for the same unit. Still don't know what this is, nor do I really want it.
Our captured list is two Zudahs, a Tieren, a Gafran, and the Crossbone. I'll be keeping all of them for research reasons.
I don't have much else to say past this point. Also lol I had concerns about difficulty but my team pretty much shit on everyone anyways, even after the self-nerf
