Sega getting a new mascot

I knew the fanbase was horrible, but SERIOUSLY? I actually like Sonic, so this is really going to suck for me.
EDIT: Actually, I really wonder how Chris is going to take this. My money's on a strongly worded Facebook post. Y'know, as usual.
 
This is actually really funny and that guy reaming his own company's character is hilarious.

"Granted, I’m sure anything we choose will be better than Sonic the Hedgehog. I don’t know why so many horrible people latched onto him and not Mario."
 
It actually seems to be real. Also, the guy judging the contest looks like he's Yakuza.
 

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It'll be hilarious if SEGA actually wanted to replace their mascot.
 
It's satire.
This site is considered to be The Onion of videya. Just check the other headlines and see how realistic they seem.
 
They should bring back Shinobi. He's retro and a ninja!

But the nerds of today wouldn't be happy with Shinobi, unless he was a NINJAPIRATEMONKEYZOMBIE that eats bacon and tickles his asscrack to pictures of Rainbow Dash.
 
Nah, it should be either Hatsune Miku or Football Manager.
 
Blonic is the best mascot choice:

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Don't forget to order your ORIGINAL BLONIC T-SHIRTS. Only available this month!
 
Fialovy said:
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Don't forget to order your ORIGINAL BLONIC T-SHIRTS. Only available this month!
So when do we get our ORIGINAL Sonichu shirts?
 
spaps said:
Fialovy said:
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Don't forget to order your ORIGINAL BLONIC T-SHIRTS. Only available this month!
So when do we get our ORIGINAL Sonichu shirts?

This is certainly interesting. CWC's true and original work is actually making someone a profit.
 
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