Sektur: The Movie - casting

[Toilet seats vendor]

Fill Kaggots recently asked me if I would want to help him in the production of a Mockumentary movie about a group of white-trash far-right political commentators and their everyday mishappenings. I agreed, but due to being a busy businessman myself, I have to ask the honorable members of this forum to help me cast the best actors for accurate potrayal of everyone's favorite Internet e-daddies. So far I'm only certain about one person.

For his squeals, his siganture assholish though guy personality, iconic red cap, and his many failed marriages, I think the only possible solution is to cast
Fred Durst as Ethan Ralph

 

[Pomniman]

Nah Jewsh should play Ralph and try to maintain his Ralph voice in every scene he's in. Seeing him torture himself that way would be worth the price of admission.

 

[Inside your walls]

I wanted suggest Jonah Hill as A-A-Assthon/PPP but he lost weight

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Gallagher as Juju the cow. Even if they have to CGI him in.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Jk Simmons as the voice of Metokur

 

[Carlos Thin]

Norm Macdonald as Sean Patrick Tomilson

 

[Red flaming panda]

I wanted suggest Jonah Hill as A-A-Assthon/PPP but he lost weight
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Adam Sandler as Andy "aim aim aim" Warski

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

dylan mulvaney as Zoom

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Ethan Ralph played by: Ryan Gosling.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

Jack Black as Sean from potentially criminal

dylan mulvaney as Zoom

dylan mulvaney as Meigh

 

[Laburnum]

I wanted suggest Jonah Hill as A-A-Assthon/PPP but he lost weight
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Put him in a greasy wig and maybe he could be Janny Shanny.

 

[Inside your walls]

Ethan Ralph played by: Ryan Gosling.

 

[Sargon_poster]

Anna Kendrick as the horse