serious question: how did we made the tiny dogs actually small????????????

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Prokhor Zakharov
The dachshund is the result of a single nucleotide polymorphism in an EGFR gene that altered its expression. This created the stubby, sausage shaped doggo we know and love today.
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selective breeding over a long period of time

kind of how niggers in africa sold off the worst niggers from their tribe, or sold off the losers of wars who were rounded up

after the rum and gunpowder were exchanged, those rejects were then subject to the animal husbandry skills of wealthy and insane americans for centuries, somehow making them even worse, with a variety of african american breeds that enrich our culture to this day
 
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Gangstalker #32194 said:
selective breeding over a long period of time

kind of how niggers in africa sold off the worst niggers from their tribe, or sold off the losers of wars who were rounded up

after the rum and gunpowder were exchanged, those rejects were then subject to the animal husbandry skills of wealthy and insane americans for centuries
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does not compute, because back then tehre was only big dogs so how do you make them small in the first place?
 
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They were forced to smoke a carton a day.
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SentinentCloud said:
so we just put dogs in the oven and they come out smaller?
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no see, the dogs, when they have puppies, sometimes one of the puppies is smaller, and when that puppy becomes a dog, dogs that it has have a better chance of being smaller

unlike cookies, dogs can make more dogs, so while a smaller cookie cant make small cookies on its own, the smaller dog could make other small dogs by making babies with another small dog
 
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Gangstalker #32194 said:
no see, the dogs, when they have puppies, sometimes one of the puppies is smaller, and when that puppy becomes a dog, dogs that it has have a better chance of being smaller

unlike cookies, dogs can make more dogs, so while a smaller cookie cant make small cookies on its own, the smaller dog could make other small dogs by making babies with another small dog
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Then why were you talking about cookies? You're just making us hungry, asshole.
 
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