💼 Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

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I was going to hold off on posting since the start of the streams are pretty chill while everyone gets in but things have gotten interesting.



The first run has been lost to more slide jank, Nothing new so it's back to movie forever.

While opening an early quality control pack from the company who's manufacturing his line of collectors cards he gets the God pull of a holographic legendary artist rendition of him. Number 6 out of 50 ever printed from a previous run of cards made of various notable speedrunners. Apparently a 0.06% chance to pull and it's intended to be given away.

Some fucking RAT has been trying to make my boy feel some kinda way about streaming on Kick because of some weird rat shit about slurs or trans or something retarded. Shut up pussy I'm not reading all that. What do you think man?
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
I was going to hold off on posting since the start of the streams are pretty chill while everyone gets in but things have gotten interesting.
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Your posts have been my primary way of keeping up with his streams, since I can't be bothered to watch Twitch at work with all the fucking advertisements. Seeing him say chud is hilarious, he has honestly been winning me over. If any of you remember my posts pre retirement, I was absolutely convinced he would never recover. I'm glad to say he's been proving me wrong.
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The first run has been lost to more slide jank, Nothing new so it's back to movie forever.
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Seems to be controlling his anger a little better here. Nobody can blame him for hating one frames
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
While opening an early quality control pack from the company who's manufacturing his line of collectors cards he gets the God pull of a holographic legendary artist rendition of him. Number 6 out of 50 ever printed from a previous run of cards made of various notable speedrunners. Apparently a 0.06% chance to pull and it's intended to be given away.
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Let's fucking go. The heart of the cards is with him.
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Mihael Keehl said:
Your posts have been my primary way of keeping up with his streams, since I can't be bothered to watch Twitch at work with all the fucking advertisements. Seeing him say chud is hilarious, he has honestly been winning me over. If any of you remember my posts pre retirement, I was absolutely convinced he would never recover. I'm glad to say he's been proving me wrong.
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He's on Kick and actively encouraging people to farm channel points there to redeem for more minutes added on the timer since he's branching out with their partner program so I'd say that's worth giving a chance if you do like the streams.

Now guys... If you want to keep playing movie and keep this marathon going, I'm not seeing enough support from Kick. :coom:
 
Starting off tonight with a pack rip for the giveaway pool and he pulled a non holographic version of the legendary card he pulled last stream and a card of his cat who used to appear on stream before his passing. The other notable pull being a holographic card of a friend of the stream.

Fucking pocket watching RAT worrying about other people's money once he started talking about wanting to buy a house and start a family, but our boy is WOKE on the IQ (Indian Question) and shuts that bitch down.

The first run of the night was lost to a previously unseen crash which may possibly be a RAM issue due to the console's age. So while he tracks down another modified Xbox a stopgap is in place where autosave is enabled in case the game crashes again.

Now guys... If you aren't going to show support, then I'm not going to keep playing MOVIE. So If you want to keep seeing movie we need to see some more support here. :coom:
Mario Kart with the community is next up.


In the lobby so far we've had Joe Biden, Bibi Netenyahu, Charlie Kirk, and Lindsay Clancy.

Rule #2 of Mario Kart. Every LeWin is proceeded by a LeBrick of equal or greater value.


The second run ALMOST died in the exact same spot as last time. From the mystery box there were back to back Thanos snaps to mute half the chat, leaving 75% of the chat muted for 10 minutes while chatters are trying to organize gift sub matches.


The run died again to hitbox jank during the gauntlet run at the end of the last major level.

The third and final run of the night died in the third major level to some interesting enemy movement while being locked into the bowling animation.
Teleports behind you. Heh, nothin' personal kid.
 
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LTS has released his magnum opus,

this is an original video, not just an assembly of his older videos and probally the best thing xhe has ever made in xir entire life,
it dosnt have any rapid editing or distorted audio like his older works, SHiFTS swear words are censored by cutting out the audio instead of adding the loud metal ding sounds he previously used
bravo, salutes all round

he states in the comments that this is his last video on SHiFT as he isnt a turbo lolcow anymore and has moved onto aloging lowteirgod anyway. hes really going out on a bang with this one
 
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Finally caught up on tonight's stream. LCP runs last night went on a great run and reached a new furthest point due to some insane luck but nonetheless died to jank before he called it a night.
Kicking the stream off tonight we got a visit from Evil DSP. Now guys, we're not reaching the goal this stream but that's okay. We're here to have fun. I'll rip this pack and give it to chat, then cook myself a meal instead of ordering DoorDash guys.



Already knows that the next media share is gonna be lolcow clips that's gonna destroy his recommended algo.



Some assorted ALog lore for the new people in chat.


Guys. I'm not seeing enough support for Israel... I mean France, yeah France... in the chat. We gotta show some support so Bibi... I mean Bomb-voyage, can get his Omnidroid to sell to China, so lets see some momentum in chat.

Not a whole lot of clips tonight, it's been very chill and positive content. There was more lore on another alog, who's also a pedophile but not Brazilian.

HAHAHAHA holy shit he added DSP to the mystery box. If you roll DSP then he pauses the run until someone shows some support. Also an Epstein pull that has a 0% chance to land, but you still get to see his photo spin on the wheel of prizes.




The third run to get halfway through the game died to getting stuck between an enemy and level geometry. Pretty Incredible set of runs tonight.
 
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Been a very chill night just bantering back and forth with chat.




Tried another nostalgia game that was good for a licensed game, but not super great.
Overall, runs have gotten very consistent on all three staple games of the subathon until the difficulty massively spikes or the game just janks out like the final run of both Movie and Lights Camera Pants of the night. Both due to inconsistent hitboxes, but at the end of the day it's all about the laughs to be had.

 
I took the other night off clipping since it was just a chill banter night and was going to do so again but things have heated up.
New strats have been put in place at the gauntlet in the end of the last major level to work around hitbox collision being messy. Found by a community member working on strategies for 3 upgrade limit runs and 0 upgrade runs.
Later when the subscriber count of 5000 was met he gifted 10 boxes of collector card packs to the audience.

The run was lost later but hopefully this section is less of a sticking point due to inconsistent game mechanics.
Late into the last run before the last major level during a collective goal matching someone joked about a "1 for 100 subs" after it was met and the fucking mad lad actually gifted 100 subs resetting the run. BUT someone who had opened a prize box from gifting subs or collectors cards had the perk "Quick Revive" from COD Zombies active where chat could collectively gift 100 more subs to keep the run going, they got halfway there. It should also be known that this month Minecraft and Twitch partnered to do sub bonuses, so for each sub gift a bonus 1-50 would be given. So by the end there were about 200 gifted subs in total. 20 collective subs, 100 from the mad lad with 30 bonus gifted from Minecraft, 40 gifted collectively to revive the run, and an unknown amount of bonus subs from Minecraft.
So thank you for the subscriptions to users such as "whorebitch" and "tub_gurl".

And when the run was reset a new match offer was proposed.

As soon as he's notified that DSP is begging for pack rips before failing at Wolverine, chat rolls not one, but two card pack openings from the prize box. Some cards of note. A Legendary Cheese05 card that he's going to offer it to since he's running a similar sub-a-thon and a holographic card of him holding a golden spatula.

Also a bit of lore here, the pedohpile in question goes by Syncere, formerly iSyn but that account name was taken by a troll after he got arrested around 2018 IIRC. Wurtweakle is an absolute sperg in the community and the type of autism you don't want around. Ironically he's the one who came up with the "SHiFT is a dictator" joke which has culminated in the theme for this marathon.


Chat finally pulled DSP from the box. In true DSP fashion the support came too late and he couldn't keep playing guys. Not enough people were interested in showing support in the run so we're just going to start a new run and hope that people like it better guys.
 
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Rudy Coleman said:
LTS has released his magnum opus,
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DAtUrO74rCU
this is an original video, not just an assembly of his older videos and probally the best thing xhe has ever made in xir entire life,
it dosnt have any rapid editing or distorted audio like his older works, SHiFTS swear words are censored by cutting out the audio instead of adding the loud metal ding sounds he previously used
bravo, salutes all round

he states in the comments that this is his last video on SHiFT as he isnt a turbo lolcow anymore and has moved onto aloging lowteirgod anyway. hes really going out on a bang with this one
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Look at this SHiFT and look at him now. All from putting down the funny Sponge speedrunning, SHiFT has basically retired as a cow.

Good job, SHiFT. I love to see a good, and in my opinion, reserved redemption arc.

Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Also an Epstein pull that has a 0% chance to land, but you still get to see his photo spin on the wheel of prizes.
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lol.
 
Cancer Man Metokur said:
Look at this SHiFT and look at him now. All from putting down the funny Sponge speedrunning, SHiFT has basically retired as a cow.

Good job, SHiFT. I love to see a good, and in my opinion, reserved redemption arc.
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everyone likes a happy ending,
but never say never, that sponge monster has not been quelled and is just biding its time, dont disrespect the work my nigga quandale is putting in.
its only a matter of time before he finds a new game to torture himself with, its the thing he loves more than anything
 
Rudy Coleman said:
Everyone likes a happy ending, but never say never. That sponge monster has not been quelled and is just biding its time. Its only a matter of time before he finds a new game to torture himself with, its the thing he loves more than anything
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I think he'll keep to his word. He's outright said in the clips here that he does like the extreme difficulty cock and ball torture gameplay like no hit challenges but doesn't want to grind anything out past the point of enjoyment or play to the point of developing RSI in his hands again. Now that he's got an 8bitduo controller and an adapter to use on consoles he's made it pretty clear that he intends to play stuff he streams how he wants to play them, since he's found a good setup to enjoy gaming again. Plus the community around the streams have echoed not wanting to see him speedrunning again.
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Local streamer gets gacked off the goyslop and starts radiating chud particles. The last ten minutes of stream have just been laughing about goyslop after eating a little over half a White Castle crave case. This is a YouTube VOD and Farms Clip exclusive since Twitch is a fucking rat.
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LMFAO. He's growing on me man this dude is hilarious. Shift redemption arc has been so great
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Local streamer gets gacked off the goyslop and starts radiating chud particles. The last ten minutes of stream have just been laughing about goyslop after eating a little over half a White Castle crave case. This is a YouTube VOD and Farms Clip exclusive since Twitch is a fucking rat.
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he should try getting an editor so he can clip shit like this and post it to his channel and asmond gold maxx
 
Up until an hour ago the stream was fairly uneventful until Movie decided to Movie and drop a single attack input on a joke level causing the run to die to the lowliest enemy of the game. A jellyfish. Justified crash out in my opinion. On top of that the DSP mystery box that chat asked for, which has a 4.4% chance of landing has been drawn 5 times tonight. After many Phil pulls back to back card pulls were drawn where an old pack was opened, a card of his cat was put into the donation pool and immediately won.

It's a 20 minute clip of everything sloppy about Movie.

But just a few minutes later everything is back to normal because it's MOVIE.
 
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