Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

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Matsuda235 said:
What reaction from Ideac do you get exactly? I think the ones that happen from Damian every day are far greater. You know, the one who has an entire chat sucking his cock every night while he has a mental breakdown because anyone who has criticism is permanently banned the instant they have something different to say? Notice how you can come into the Discord anytime you want and say whatever you want. Here's an open invitation actually.

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I think this sums up the mindset of these alogs and why they keep doing this, since this is obviously some sperg from their server. They're not even halfway right anymore since the people Shift "permanently" bans can and have had their ban appealed. Some of these appeals, from the way they make SHIFTLER out to be, I wouldn't think they'd ever get appealed, but they did somehow. Him raging at the game is his own, funny, issue, but that doesn't make him this terrible person that they all try to make him out to be. Dude's just got some unaddressed anger issues and it's a show to watch from that angle.

These are some of the most recent appeals I could find, his mods haven't really been keeping up on them in the past 2 weeks or so however.
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ALightSwitch said:
They're not even halfway right anymore since the people Shift "permanently" bans can and have had their ban appealed.
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Not only that, Shift's mods will unban anyone who asks nicely enough. I don't think I've seen anyone whose been told to kick rocks in that channel.
 
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Tautology Man said:
Not to derail funny spongebob man, but I found some interesting posts on our girl Emily's reddit.
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This bitch took accutane which permanently fucked up her skin and now she compulsively picks at her face LOL
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Emily is a dumbass that's for sure, but you completely botched the understanding of your own screenshots.

All of those posts are from other people using a medication thats used to stop skin picking and clear up skin. Those first 2 posts are before/after posts, Emily just commented on them, that doesn't support any theory that she suffers with it herself, plus her profiles have her with pretty much normal skin. Even then, the posts are from months ago dude. The third one? Maybe a little telling, but it's insignificant.
 
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He needs to shave the sides of his mustache, the old-timey curved handlebar is so retarded it physically makes me cringe looking at it

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depth tester said:
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He's not having a good day so far.
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"I can't do it" must be the quote of the day or something. I got a small comp of clips from tonight and he says it like a hundred more times.
Other notable quotes include "WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?" and "You took 2 hits on the fucking SLEEPY?". But my favorite is probably "ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGH"

Shift is still streaming but he has seemingly calmed down for the night. There are 2 clips in here where he is close to tears.
 
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BiggestBuford said:
"I can't do it" must be the quote of the day or something. I got a small comp of clips from tonight and he says it like a hundred more times.
Other notable quotes include "WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?" and "You took 2 hits on the fucking SLEEPY?". But my favorite is probably "ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGH"

Shift is still streaming but he has seemingly calmed down for the night. There are 2 clips in here where he is close to tears.
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i wonder if you made him play far cry 3 and he'd get to the cutscene (you know the one) he'd have a wake up call

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Rudy Coleman said:
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SHiFT has resorted to taking toxxic resident evil super serum to make better gains in bfbb
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This might be it. It explains everything! The anger, the mood swings, the talking to himself- he’s mutating…
Soon enough, he will be the perfect bfbb machine. We will remake him. Bigger. Better. Stronger. Most of all, faster.
 
Rudy Coleman said:
The one where you take mushrooms?
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DBP is referring to this scene



I've dropped Shift clips in the Keno Kasino before and some Kiwis there have pointed out that Shift has some certain BossmanJack-isms such as "No way doood!" and "Fuck my life dewd!". Today we got some riggery going on in SpongeBob! So freaking wrong dude :lossmanjack:

I think all we now is Shift saying he's gonna fuck a dude and we'll officially have a SpongeBob BossmanJack!
 
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BiggestBuford said:
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I've dropped Shift clips in the Keno Kasino before and some Kiwis there have pointed out that Shift has some certain BossmanJack-isms such as "No way doood!" and "Fuck my life dewd!". Today we got some riggery going on in SpongeBob! So freaking wrong dude :lossmanjack:

I think all we now is Shift saying he's gonna fuck a dude and we'll officially have a SpongeBob BossmanJack!
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that always makes me laugh when he says the game is rigged. like you are spoofing the game engine to act in ways not even the devs intended, inways nobody really understands,
its a miracle it even works at all. him and BMJ have this cargo cult mentality about luck that the universe hates them because an unlikely probability will not always work for them,
in SHiFT's case it think its worse because BMJ only has to win a 50/50 4 times in a row to get up to 20k, meanwhile SHiFT has to win against better odds, but he has to do it 50 times in a row in order to get a world record,
SHiFT has said in the past that BFBB has the perfect amount of randomness to actual skill expression to keep the game interesting, so like 50% of the game is actually in his hands in any given run
 
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BiggestBuford said:
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I've dropped Shift clips in the Keno Kasino before and some Kiwis there have pointed out that Shift has some certain BossmanJack-isms such as "No way doood!" and "Fuck my life dewd!". Today we got some riggery going on in SpongeBob! So freaking wrong dude :lossmanjack:

I think all we now is Shift saying he's gonna fuck a dude and we'll officially have a SpongeBob BossmanJack!
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He very much so has the same mentality as a gambler. Bashing his head into a wall over and over and over and expecting different results. Every reset is just a spin on the slot machine of speedrunning, and he will always be chasing the high of a PB. With the bossman gone, the throne is empty. Perhaps we have an heir…

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