Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

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Does he really only do Battle For Bikini Bottom runs? He plays nothing else? Why doesn't he try SpongeBob: The Movie Game for new runs or something? It's basically a sequel that runs on the same game engine. Or just try different 3D platformers if that's your style of game. I would imagine raging at the same SpongeBob game all the time would get really tiresome fast. He already has the world record. What is he trying to accomplish? Speedrunning ain't worth killing yourself over.
how speedrunning works is every game has specific glitches possible because of engine quarks, moves within the specific game and level geometry.
for instance, none of the glitches within og BFBB work in rehydrated. even though MOVIE is really the same game. the run doesn't incorporate any of the tricks or strats from BFBB.
its like this for every speed game, to learn how to speed run mario 64 would be like starting over from scratch as none of the skills you learn from one game translate from one to another,
there exists a sunk cost mentality for sure that discourages most of these runners from swapping, most of them only run a single same because of this.

why does he keep running the game? sub 40 is like SHiFTS white wale, hes said that the game wouldn't feel complete to just drop it now when sub 40 is so close, especially when its realistically possible.

to compare him to bossmanjack is apt. SHiFT said he runs this game primarily because it has an element of randomness with its tricks and glitches thats not present in mario 64 and sunshine, most of the time you see him raging its because something mostly out of his control just cost him a run, add on top of this most of the tricks are frame prefect in a game that runs at 60fps.
What is SHiFT's first name? I've never seen anybody ever refer to him as anything other than "shift".
i dont know what his real name is, they wouldn't tell me in the LTS server when i was sulking around for lore when writing the op.
someone who joined just to post here twice said his name was patrick. now people think his name is damien, personally i think SHiFT is actually his goverment name.
He unironically hated Movie for a while, but he's done marathons where he only plays Movie (and other shovelware games based off cartoons) for weeks straight.
he hates movie because according to him the game isnt as interesting, the game is linear so the run cannot be as interesting or transformative, the order in which you get to 70 golden spatulas has drastically changed over the years, in movie you will always finish the same levels in the same order.
its also worth noting that most of the people that run that game are his former fans who he banned for being retards started playing movie to spite him.
 
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Finished reading through the whole thread and man this is a hidden gem of some sort. Every clip you guys posted has been pure gold and it really is entertaining no matter how many times I see him spaz out. It really does seem like as time goes on his reactions become more and more visceral but I can't feel bad because he puts himself in this hell purposefully. And what for? Maybe he expects grandeur through a SummoningSalt doc or something. I don't think he could be truly satisfied though judging by his latest PB reaction. The "what now?" question is going to hit him like a ton of bricks if he ever accomplishes his endgame.
 
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this is a hidden gem of some sort.
I've known about SHiFT for at least half a decade now, and it's only gotten worse over the years. I found him in a rage compilation and how he raged was absolutely mild compared to some of the clips in here.
I would recommend FramePerfection/Nindiddeh/CartoonBafoon too but I'm not sure they have an online presence at all anymore.
 
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In an effort to make his regular nontent more entertaining he has now resorted to playing stream highlight videos on the side like an ADHD tik tok while he practices the same strat.
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He will occasionally mumble something to a chatter but the highlight videos are too loud for his caveman utters so I cannot comprehend him most of the time.


However, within the same stream, I managed to hear him mention SummoningSalt because a chatter pointed out a moment in one of his highlight videos having We're Finally Landing in it. He says he never watched his videos and prefers that he doesn't make a video on BFBB.



"The irony is I'd prefer him never to make a video on this game. That's, like, I guess, fine."

This dumb gorilla nigger wants everyone to respect his legacy for speedruning a kids game for almost 10 years but doesn't want the guy who can simplify it for a major audience to talk about it? Is it about "DA GRIND"? There's a reason why only so many people watch raw streams for WR attempts, let alone practicing one strat. Besides, he can barely talk to chat without sounding incredibly apathetic and he might as well have done this offline.
 
This dumb gorilla nigger wants everyone to respect his legacy for speedruning a kids game for almost 10 years but doesn't want the guy who can simplify it for a major audience to talk about it?
I think it's just because he feels like he's special. Being in a Summoning Salt video doesn't make you someone special, you get 'le heckin normies in my Twitch chat who know nothing of the game'! I think he just wants his special autists to remain his audience, even though he hates them.
 
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I think it's just because he feels like he's special. Being in a Summoning Salt video doesn't make you someone special, you get 'le heckin normies in my Twitch chat who know nothing of the game'! I think he just wants his special autists to remain his audience, even though he hates them.
Ah yes, the classic normie excuse, even though 98% of them would be filtered once they realize how autistic a speedrunning stream is. I think it's fine if he wants to foster a (very) small audience of autists who share the same interest but he shouldn't expect, or demand, respect from the greater community if that's the case. You exist in a niche within a niche, there's not much fanfare to go around. He will never realize this though, and that's what makes it funny.
 
This guy has been begging for more BFBB recognition since 2019 till at least 2023 and early 2024 btw. He always thinks he's the best but still wanted other people to try runs. But then once he sunk into Any% forever he got stuck and frozen, and has to be the best while ignoring everything else. It's quite a classic speedrunner moment. Ruining your legacy and entertainment value by wanting to achieve a better number in one route. At least old shift and other speedrunners do other games (shoutout to my nigga HugoOne with all the fun GTA chaos speedruns) Guess he got too invested in Any%. I miss 100% and other content. We are in an endless Any% blackhole and the only way out is if someone usurps his position in other categories maybe.

Despite his cow status I do believe BFBB is one of the most entertaining speedruns I've ever witnessed and attempted, there's so much tech with unintended depth because the game was rushed. (I think 100% runs are the most fun to do compared to Any% which requires more luck). It's a nice blend of luck and skill.
 
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(shoutout to my nigga HugoOne with all the fun GTA chaos speedruns)
That guy is so completely opposite to SHiFT, it's like yin yang. He actively chooses not to involve himself in its surrounding speedrunning 'community' (SHiFT's is just him) and just plays his game(s) however he feels like at the moment. He even tried out IV, which he despised, but has come around to. He's what I want all speedrunners to be like.

he shouldn't expect, or demand, respect from the greater community
There's a general sentiment against tourists speedrunning games once or twice. It's not just SHiFT but also other actual speedrunners. Because "they don't care about the actual game, they don't care to learn, they don't care to put the hours of grind into it". It is funny, and projection.
 
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I think it's just because he feels like he's special. Being in a Summoning Salt video doesn't make you someone special, you get 'le heckin normies in my Twitch chat who know nothing of the game'! I think he just wants his special autists to remain his audience, even though he hates them.
I still remember when Saturated Content made a video on SHIFT and he started whining on X and Discord to the point where the video was unlisted but its still on this thread if you go to the 1st page. But still whining that a video was made about you is LTG style of being butthurt
 
I still remember when Saturated Content made a video on SHIFT and he started whining on X and Discord to the point where the video was unlisted but its still on this thread if you go to the 1st page. But still whining that a video was made about you is LTG style of being butthurt
unfortunately he removed it and i didnt save it, it was mostly this thread in video form, so you're not really missing much as he quotes the op verbatim especially in a few instances where i made assumptions. the actual good part of the video is where he shined a light on LTS and his gang which was fantastic because of how unknown they would have been to anyone watching.
according to SHiFT (i say this quite frequently, he talks about his history often when streaming) people like saturated and others warm up to him after actually talking to him and realize hes just a chill guy.
Don't think this has been posted yet, but if it has, oops. SHiFT tells a man with an anime pfp that he hopes he fucking dies.
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The PFP probably wasn't loli...
woah dude, im already a SHiFT-HEaD you dont need to keep selling me on him
 
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