💼 Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

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Even when global conflict flares, SHiFT will always be having F.U.N. his own personal hell.





Last one was kinda fun to laugh with him instead of at him.
 
Collecting clips at the moment. Here's a sneak peak! Shift has finished streaming and I have compiled the clips. Enjoy!

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What a fantastic night it has been! Shift finally allows us to hear his rage unmuted for the first time in a long time. Hearing Shift freak the fuck out and scream at the top of his lungs is incredibly refreshing and I hope this is only a taste of what's to come.



This last clip is mostly muted mic with Shift seething in rage at the game. Not yelling, just sitting mindlessly...seething. He ended the stream a few seconds after I stopped recording.

 
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is he conserverterial because he called someone a faggot 10 years ago or because he tard rages?
i really cannot tell
I don't get it either, Shift honestly stays in his own lane. He doesn't really politisperg either. sometimes he make a comment making fun of right wingers or left wingers, but really most time he just spends zoned out on the game or doing "back in my day" spiels in his early years of speedrunning.
 
What is the life of this guy even?

I tend to watch from time to time runners from retro or current gen and most of them stream the same game under any% and a few 100%. But obviously any% it's more of a chill session to livestream.

But i can't fathom someone because so fixated and obsessed with a spongebob game with very wonky & dull mechanics to run every day.

If this doesn't tell you how broken this guy is on the inside, then idk what else to tell ya:

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If he's trying to prove to be the most deranged spongebob runner of all times. Then he's doing a very good job but while still being a piece of shit of a person.
 
...while still being a piece of shit of a person.
If having an obsession with a Spongebob game, getting frustrated and yelling about said game, and being rude towards your chat is enough to make him "a piece of shit person", I'd like to read your opinion about the other Lolcows.

SHiFT is downright wholesome compared to the majority of Lolcows.
 
He uploaded a video apologizing for having focused on PS2 speedruns of Spongebob, which were awful to watch and killed his viewerbase, leading to him today having received a notifciation on Twitch that because of his now poorer metrics the revenue split will be reduced from 70/30 to 50/50
Holy fuck that’s absolute :lunacy:. How’d one’s viewership dip THAT hard, it’s goddamn SHiFT.
 
Collecting clips at the moment. Here's a sneak peak! Shift has finished streaming and I have compiled the clips. Enjoy!

VOLUME WARNING

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What a fantastic night it has been! Shift finally allows us to hear his rage unmuted for the first time in a long time. Hearing Shift freak the fuck out and scream at the top of his lungs is incredibly refreshing and I hope this is only a taste of what's to come.

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This last clip is mostly muted mic with Shift seething in rage at the game. Not yelling, just sitting mindlessly...seething. He ended the stream a few seconds after I stopped recording.

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the psychic agony on display is off the charts
 
I don't get it either, Shift honestly stays in his own lane. He doesn't really politisperg either. sometimes he make a comment making fun of right wingers or left wingers, but really most time he just spends zoned out on the game or doing "back in my day" spiels in his early years of speedrunning.
The "back in my day" spiels give me the impression that he slightly ego-trips as a "tortured artist" for being the WR runner of his game. Whenever he talks about how he won't be like other streamers pivoting from speedrunning to challenges/randomizers, he's conveying that he's implicitly better by not being a burnout. When he talked about how he could be raking in money by speedrunning Mario/Zelda but he chooses not to, he is trying to convey that he is a REAL speedrunner because the game he runs is not a game everyone played at some point in their life. The tard rages also feed into this. Look how TORTURED he is when a run gets one minor set back! That's the toll he pays by being THE BEST to ever run his game.

He is more tame in comparison to some of the other freaks in speedrunning, but the grandstanding about how speedrunning "monsters" aren't appreciated anymore in-between muted grunting and screaming is not "normal".
 


Not much going on tonight, but I did get this absolute gem of a rage out.



I'm starting to think he doesn't like streaming

Last clip has no rage but Shift said something so off the wall I had to clip it



Death threats for getting 2nd place but only because he's shift :story:
 
I'm starting to think he doesn't like streaming:story:
I don't envy his current situation, but if streaming is such a shitty, annoying thing to do he could always just stop doing it. Oh wait, where would the money to sit at home all day and play video games come from? Well shoot, nobody told me a job was supposed to be fun. I was wondering why I get cranky sometimes when I drag myself to work at 3 AM.

Anyways, for some reason he takes it pretty personally that people cheer on and glaze the 2nd place for Spongebob speedruns. Everyone loves a good underdog story and some competition, that's one of the few things that make speedrunning interesting to watch.
 
I don't envy his current situation, but if streaming is such a shitty, annoying thing to do he could always just stop doing it. Oh wait, where would the money to sit at home all day and play video games come from? Well shoot, nobody told me a job was supposed to be fun. I was wondering why I get cranky sometimes when I drag myself to work at 3 AM.
Streaming sounds like a fun job. But then you're making your relaxing hobby into something you have to do. Certainly playing the same SpongeBob game every single day for a decade doesn't sound that enjoyable to me. Especially when you force yourself to do insane tricks just to play it the fastest. At that point I'd rather just have a normal job, at my job doesn't make me rage for hours. Then I can play video games for fun after.
 
I'm just a passerby, but I just had to check speedrun.com to see where he is at and how close of a competition it is. I almost spilled my drink when I hovered on 2nd place's comment. :story:
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I'm just a passerby, but I just had to check speedrun.com to see where he is at and how close of a competition it is. I almost spilled my drink when I hovered on 2nd place's comment. :story:
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At first I thought the guy would go full PPP mode
HE'S DEPRESSED
HE HAS NO FRIENDS
HE RAGES AND TALKS TO HIMSELF
 
I'm just a passerby, but I just had to check speedrun.com to see where he is at and how close of a competition it is. I almost spilled my drink when I hovered on 2nd place's comment. :story:
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Hate to burst everyone's bubble but Star Speedrun is talking about his own speedrun, he is not talking about Shift here. He mentions le raging at Mermalair sock and Larry Slide, so I went and checked those sections of his run and it was very gay and performative. @Null said on MATI that he thinks Shift is doing it for views and clout which I fully disagree with on the basis Shift wouldn't have had several months of completely muted streams completely killing his channel and making him lose the favorable 70/30 revenue split with Twitch (lol). This guy however? StarSpeedruns? He's definitely trying to farm views off of "raging" at the game and he SUCKS AT IT. Very boring clip



Anyways Shift is live and about a minute after tuning in he sneezed directly into the microphone


 
Hate to burst everyone's bubble but Star Speedrun is talking about his own speedrun, he is not talking about Shift here. He mentions le raging at Mermalair sock and Larry Slide, so I went and checked those sections of his run and it was very gay and performative. @Null said on MATI that he thinks Shift is doing it for views and clout which I fully disagree with on the basis Shift wouldn't have had several months of completely muted streams completely killing his channel and making him lose the favorable 70/30 revenue split with Twitch (lol). This guy however? StarSpeedruns? He's definitely trying to farm views off of "raging" at the game and he SUCKS AT IT. Very boring clip

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Anyways Shift is live and about a minute after tuning in he sneezed directly into the microphone


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when did he talk about him?
Is he faking it? i dont think so, people accuse darksydephil of perfectily concocting and maintaining this persona designed to get people to hate watch him.
so he voluntary tard rages in away that makes people think hes actually angry and not just playing it up for comedy for like a decade for some reason.
the most straight forward answer is that hes being genuine
 
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