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💼 CareercowSHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.
when did he talk about him?
Is he faking it? i dont think so, people accuse darksydephil of perfectily concocting and maintaining this persona designed to get people to hate watch him.
so he voluntary tard rages in away that makes people think hes actually angry and not just playing it up for comedy for like a decade for some reason.
the most straight forward answer is that hes being genuine
Also, SHiFT is absolutely for real. He goes on massive tangents about how much he hates people clipping him, out of nowhere. Often strikes those channels too.
Also, SHiFT is absolutely for real. He goes on massive tangents about how much he hates people clipping him, out of nowhere. Often strikes those channels too.
I bet Shift could get good YouTube views and adrev if he let someone clip his rage outs. I mean, if he did that he would eventually get more performative with his rage and it would become lame to me but normies wouldn't care. That's how I know he's legit, he's not monetizing his rage.
It be funny if he has a secret speedrun world record for the game, so when he dies and someone beats his known world record someone close to him just releases the secret world record to bring him back to #1
Like a deadmans switch world record for the game.
It be funny if he has a secret speedrun world record for the game, so when he dies and someone beats his known world record someone close to him just releases the secret world record to bring him back to #1
Like a deadmans switch world record for the game.
thats happened before in different games its called record hording.
IDK if SHiFT speed runs specifically to be the top dog of battle for bikini bottom, nobody has come close to threatening his record, all of the guys who could have retired years ago
thats happened before in different games its called record hording.
IDK if SHiFT speed runs specifically to be the top dog of battle for bikini bottom, nobody has come close to threatening his record, all of the guys who could have retired years ago
shift speedruns because he has absolutely no skills and lacks the ability to even switch games. he believes battle for bikini bottom is the only thing hes capable of doing in life, and if he does anything else for one second he’ll lose his prowess. he would never hoard a run because he is way too angry even attempting to get one. he cant sit for five minutes without sperging out about one frames
hes still ranting about lowtiershift and his discord, calling them pedophiles. havent kept up with him since he beat his record, but he’s never going to stop playing this shit. even if he improves the time he cant stop thinking about the next sub
shift speedruns because he has absolutely no skills and lacks the ability to even switch games. he believes battle for bikini bottom is the only thing hes capable of doing in life, and if he does anything else for one second he’ll lose his prowess. he would never hoard a run because he is way too angry even attempting to get one. he cant sit for five minutes without sperging out about one frames
hes still ranting about lowtiershift and his discord, calling them pedophiles. havent kept up with him since he beat his record, but he’s never going to stop playing this shit. even if he improves the time he cant stop thinking about the next sub
my good man,
i respectfully disagree with you that SHiFT lacks any gaming skill, as hes held this record in a somewhat popular game for the better part of 10 years.
you can say what you want about his propensity to tard rage and his outright transphobic disposition.
but to question his abilities to speed run. SpongBob: Battle For Bikini Bottom™ (Xbox™) (2003) is frankly unfounded and slanderous
my good man,
i respectfully disagree with you that SHiFT lacks any gaming skill, as hes held this record in a somewhat popular game for the better part of 10 years.
you can say what you want about his propensity to tard rage and his outright transphobic disposition.
but to question his abilities to speed run. SpongBob: Battle For Bikini Bottom™ (Xbox™) (2003) is frankly unfounded and slanderous
I happened to tune into him today and he seems to be having a normal one. Impotent, muted screaming. Unfortunately I can't stay for longer so that's all I got.
I happened to tune into him today and he seems to be having a normal one. Impotent, muted screaming. Unfortunately I can't stay for longer so that's all I got.
I happened to tune into him today and he seems to be having a normal one. Impotent, muted screaming. Unfortunately I can't stay for longer so that's all I got.
I happened to tune into him today and he seems to be having a normal one. Impotent, muted screaming. Unfortunately I can't stay for longer so that's all I got.
Featured on Jun 15, 2026 by Null: SHiFT tearfully announces his retirement from speedrunning SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom
SHiFT, after 10 years of speedrunning BFBB, has retired from WR grinding. This comes after StarSpeedruns, the current 2nd place runner, has closed the gap between himself and Shift to just 25s.
5:20
Him further announcing his retirment:
0:54
He's now making Movie great again, because he's fucking SHiFT_HD.
on a total whim, SHiFT has decided to retire from speed running, He stops the counter MID RUN and officially announces his retirement.
He mainly sites the pain in his hands becoming unbearable saying he cannot curse boost without experiencing unbearable pain,
BUT more importantly, a capable young buck going by STaR is going to start running the game in place of SHiFT. He feels the game needs a Shepard and is only comfortable quitting now that the game is is good hands
(mfw) sponge curse finally broken
(ill go through and clip shit but its like 2am and sharex is on the fritz)
Place your bets, how many days, weeks or months until the BfBB withdrawal symptoms start showing and like a relapsing addict he starts "casually" playing the game again just to feel anything at all, even if it is pain and frustration?
