Shit I actually need to recover from the mass deplatforming campaign

[Null]

I'm setting everything back up. Right now I need a few things and I don't know who I ask for it. I'm good at replacing tech stuff but these services are a bit harder to drop in to keep the ball rolling.

1. Mailing address in the US and EU.
2. Registered agent for Lolcow LLC and my other LLCs.
3. Public telephone number.
4. Bank Account


Quick run down of what happened with each.

- Indian guy at Qwik Pack and Ship contracted with iPostal1. Refuses to handle my mail anymore. Refuses to explain why. Replies to emails in all caps.

- I've never had an EU remailer and Clevver (the only one I've tried) has so far delivered 0 of the 2 things I've tried to remail.

- WyomingAgents lies and claims I have ties to Russia and they can't offer agent services anymore to anything I host. I need a registered agent in a safe state like Wyoming for my LLCs, preferably done by a law firm so they have an ethical obligation to not drop service.

- Google Voice did not ban me, but Bandwidth.com (the service Google leased numbers from) did. I basically never answer my phone and like it to go to voice mail so Google can transcribe my messages for me. There's a ton of services people suggest for this, but I want to be a choosy beggar and find one with voice transcription.

- WesternUnion was suggested as a way to receive money but for that I need a Bank Account I can rely on.


I want recommendations for companies you actually use and have experience with. Do not google "voip" and tell me the first result.

I am also willing to advertise services that I use. That probably sounds stupid, but keep in mind everything I use will get tranny threats, but anything I endorse as being stable for high risk services will definitely get passed around people also concerned about being dropped for whatever reason. I wish more people would take my offer to vouch for them.

On that note, if you are looking for suggestions for deplatforming resistant services (and you have a forum account I can check), get in touch.

 

[Justanotherguy]

Link to above

I'm not sure, but I believe registration agents are state-based and you should consider looking for them in places that would not be horribly offended by the sites.

The 7 Best Virtual Phone Number Providers of 2022

 

[ellroy]

Concerning your telephone number. The US government only guarantees your number on a landline. A cellular or VOIP service can drop you at whim.

Not what you are looking for but your FCC complaints won’t go far the next time this happens again.

 

[Null]

Not what you are looking for but your FCC complaints won’t go far the next time this happens again.

i mean i made it pretty clear, i need a phone number to put on stuff. I don't even need calls, just voicemail transcriptions.

 

[Near]

So is google voice just completely out of the question now?

 

[Casval Rem Deikun]

Try Delaware LLC agents they are super private and their ledgers and registries are closed to the public by state law, also you get the delaware court of chancery that are very pro-business and slap down lawsuits like Melinda's and give you a better chance for tortious interference lawsuits if someone fucks with your LLC in this case "people" like Keffals.
If you file complaints to Delaware state agencies and through them to the federal level shit usually gets done or at least you get to find out why.

 

[Arkenas Einbrecht]

Sadly I'm in canuckistan. I would gladly let you use my mailbox or postbox otherwise.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

Try Delaware LLC agents they are super private and their ledgers and registries are closed to the public by state law, also you get the delaware court of chancery that are very pro-business and slap down lawsuits like Melinda's and give you a better chance for tortious interference lawsuits if someone fucks with your LLC in this case "people" like Keffals.
If you file complaints to Delaware state agencies and through them to the federal level shit usually gets done or at least you get to find out why.

Seconded. Delaware may be your very best best.

 

[Null]

Seconded. Delaware may be your very best best.

If I do Delaware I need a recc of what company. I need an attorney, not just some random cunt.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

- Indian guy at Qwik Pack and Ship contracted with iPostal1. Refuses to handle my mail anymore. Refuses to explain why. Replies to emails in all caps.

Sounds hilarious. Please show mails.

 

[Casval Rem Deikun]

If I do Delaware I need a recc of what company. I need an attorney, not just some random cunt.

I dont believe so there are plenty of them i would go to one of the more well known agencies, and if you need a biz attorney usually biz attorneys know their state and delaware because it's the corporate go-to and if they don't they'll recommend you someone. So if your attorney doesn't do delaware he can probably hook you up with someone

 

[JoshPlz]

- Indian guy at Qwik Pack and Ship contracted with iPostal1. Refuses to handle my mail anymore. Refuses to explain why. Replies to emails in all caps.

They probably offered the pajeet to show pics of bobs and vagene in exchange for dropping service. And now the poor guy is just traumatized because of the deformed, hairy tranny-tubular-tits and lovecraftian horror stinkditches.

 

[Some Badger]

I don't know shit about LLC registration and the various different laws and provisions between states but what's stopping you from finding an agent in Florida and registering there since it's familiar territory and whatnot? Is Wyoming a sweet spot because the cost of doing basically anything there is absurdly cheap?

 

[Telemeter]

i mean i made it pretty clear, i need a phone number to put on stuff. I don't even need calls, just voicemail transcriptions.

I know you don't want the calls, but it's still probably the best choice to basically do a reverse proxy, get the cheapest landline wherever you're able to get it installed, then setup call forwarding (which all providers are able to do now) to another google voice or other burner number that can do the transcripts or whatever else you want.

You can probably test this with someone who's already in the US and see if it works.

 

[siegemeister675]

Check DM's from me, I might have a VoIP solution for you.

 

[Null]

I don't know shit about LLC registration and the various different laws and provisions between states but what's stopping you from finding an agent in Florida and registering there since it's familiar territory and whatnot? Is Wyoming a sweet spot because the cost of doing basically anything there is absurdly cheap?

i dont fucking live there for one

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The phone number thing you may need to break into two pieces. A physical landline (perhaps routed into hardware at your datacenter) and a voicemail transcription service (which may be some piece of software on said hardware).

Downside obviously would be all the eggs in the same basket.

 

[Casval Rem Deikun]

Check DM's @Null for Delaware LLC agent.

 

[siegemeister675]

The phone number thing you may need to break into two pieces. A physical landline (perhaps routed into hardware at your datacenter) and a voicemail transcription service (which may be some piece of software on said hardware).

Downside obviously would be all the eggs in the same basket.

To do that you'll need an SBC (session border controller) and a SIP trunk provider such as L3 or AT&T to provide you the pipe + phone numbers. Then you would need a piece of software to pick the call up, transcribe it, and send it as an email (digital voicemail is basically email on the back end). That's alot of gear and expertise for a single phone number, most people running that type of config are enterprises with hundreds or thousands of numbers. A 100% cloud service is preferable for a 1-number solution.

 

[mindlessobserver]

i dont fucking live there for one

Wyoming does have some the best LLC shields in the country though if my memory serves.