Should anime fans be forced to prove they're not pedophiles?

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someonenew said:
How would you check if someone is a pedophile? Are you going to show them Club Penguin, and if they get aroused, chop their dick off?
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I'm pretty sure the lab people strap a person's genitals into a machine and show them weird images and if blood rushes to their bits it proves they're into it. So I guess do that with the anime folk then show them pictures of little kids.

The whole thing seems like very grim science.

Step 1: Crawl into the dark machine
Step 2: The screws go tight all around
Step 3: Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye
Step 4: Acceptance
 
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There needs to be a distinction that separates the likes of Dragon Ball Z and Attack on Titan from "Doki Doki Shota Chan Supa!!" or whatever.

someonenew said:
How would you check if someone is a pedophile? Are you going to show them Club Penguin, and if they get aroused, chop their dick off?
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Tell me what that is so I don't need to Google it.
 
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Lokenstien said:
Years of polluting my brain with greentexts have taught me that first letters of seemingly non-sequitur terms are common code for societies loathsome.
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I'm pretty sure club penguin got shut down, which is a shame, I used to harass so many people there as a bored teenager. If they happened to be pedophiles that's even better... unless they got off to that. Oh God what have I done?
 
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"Woodchipper" for anime fans deemed pedos? why overcomplicate things? Of all pedo subtypes, Anime pedos are usually if not almost always EXTREMELY OPEN to the point people have made parodies and joking references to them the last several decades now. Just locate the fuckers out there with 300 page twitterthreads about how much he wants to fuck and defile some anime character kid he's attracted to, and then you chuck that fucker directly into the pit. Or the blender. Wood chipper's too good for them.

DankSmoker said:
I'm pretty sure club penguin got shut down, which is a shame, I used to harass so many people there as a bored teenager. If they happened to be pedophiles that's even better... unless they got off to that. Oh God what have I done?
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I think the funniest shit about club penguin is when people found out back in the day despite you getting banned automatically for swearing the message still went through so you ended up with screengrabs of the penguins saying extremely vulgar things. Show that to the current reddit/twitter purity faux morality guys these days and they'd probably try framing it as a secret super inherent pedo thing because the penguin said he's "trying to get his fucking dick wet nigga" and screaming about it to the point it drowns out talk about the actual pedo cases that went down on Club Penguin.

SSj_Ness said:
It's a euphemism?
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CP are the initials. People make/have made jokes about this in the past an insane amount of times.
 
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Lokenstien said:
Years of polluting my brain with greentexts have taught me that first letters of seemingly non-sequitur terms are common code for societies loathsome.
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Lol well at least it was useful for something I guess.

The Lawgiver said:
CP are the initials. People make/have made jokes about this in the past an insane amount of times.
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I'm not sure that counts as a euphemism though, it's almost more akin to a code or something.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
I'm pretty sure the lab people strap a person's genitals into a machine and show them weird images and if blood rushes to their bits it proves they're into it. So I guess do that with the anime folk then show them pictures of little kids.

The whole thing seems like very grim science.

Step 1: Crawl into the dark machine
Step 2: The screws go tight all around
Step 3: Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye
Step 4: Acceptance
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What if I have a fetish for scientists strapping my genitals into a machine?
 
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Having a moeshit lolicon avatar, "loli" in their name, and say things like "I think a society that burns a few children alive here and there but is otherwise a pleasant and tolerant place could be better than other societies" is a pretty good indicator they fantasize about little girls.
 
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