Should I bathe more often so that the pizza guy doesn't retch when I open the door?

[Gangstalker #32194]

It's really hard to reach between the folds with the loofa stick, so I only clean up every 2-3 weeks or so when the blisters get really bad. I know what you're thinking, don't worry, I tip about $3 per delivery. It sounds small but since I order pizza every day it adds up. They're only at the door for a few minutes at a time, so I don't know if it's worth the effort, plus I'm on a fixed income so I can't afford to get a bunch of bottles of Axe body wash.

 

[Syzyg]

You have to mustmaxx. Sink into your rot. All sweat, no water. If you want to smell better, smear fruit on your skin. Only natural things, no synthetic chemical scrubbers. Or get something with an overpowering stench and smear it all over yourself, like garlic.

 

[Dysnomia]

No. Your horrible aroma may be the pizza guy's fetish. If you wash it off you would be guilty of kinkshaming. You can't take that chance.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You can save $3 a day by offering the pizza guy a handjob. Just saying.

 

[draggs]

i dont know, i think you should go full BBL

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

No. Greet the pizza guy naked next time.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

I know you... all I've got to say is that you should stop ordering 4 FUCKING PIZZAS EVERY MOTHERFUCKING DAY!

 

[A Log]

Skill issue, the pizza guy's just being a puss.

 

[red lichen0]

Yes, you should find out his favorite perfume as well.

 

[Towoman]

you should actually wash less the pizza nigga deserves it

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's his job, that's his problem. You should probably give him a better tip, though.

 

[Begemot]

Cover yourself in rancid urine to pissmax.....

 

[SofondaCox]

NO, that is SELF HATE that you have been indoctrinated with from the FASCIST ABLIST MEDIA COMPLEX. You need not EVER expose yourself to harsh cleansers and lithium water, brother. Live YOUR truth. Fuck how your mom feels about it, that selfish bitch!!! SLAY, BABY