Should I call Amy Lee while I'm drunk?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I can't wait until I'm sober.

 

[murph]

Yes. Record it and play it here. I've got no idea who or what but goddamnit I'm bored.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Why not go total lolcow like our friend Sam Smith?

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/wtf/anonymous_targets_evanescences_amy_lee_over_alleged_child_porn_cover-up.html

 

[The Magnificence]

You only want it 'cause it's over.

Oh, shit, gotta Kiwi Farms that up.

You only want it 'cause it's over, nigger.