Should I finally stop sticking random objects up my butt?

[Bob's Vagene]

So just to explain, I've been doing this for a long time in the name of science. My goal was to see what was the biggest thing I could get up there. But now I'm starting to worry I've gone too far. Earlier this morning I was trying to take a poop and I'm pretty sure that a part of my butt fell out of my butt. To be honest, I'm a little scared and worried. Do you think it's time I finally stop this science experiment?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Yes. You should be very selective with what you stick up your butt. Only the highest quality Bad Dragon dildos.

 

[Pringles Can]

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough.

 

[NigKid]

If something fell out of your butt that just means that there is now more space, time to size up faggot

 

[Internet Explorer]

The real end game is to keep doing it until you prolapse so fucking hard, that it becomes possible to put your butt inside of itself.

 

[MrTroll]

Life is too short to stick random stuff up your butt. Stick specific, carefully-selected stuff up there instead.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

It led to the breakup of Yugoslavia so I'd be careful
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Đorđe_Martinović_incident

edit: there was even a poem written about it

With a broken bottle
On a stake
As though through
a lamb
but alive,
they went through Đorđe Martinović
As if with their first and heavy steps into their future field they treaded ...
When out of the opium and pain
Djordje Martinović came round
As if from the long past
Turkish times
He woke up on a stake

 

[dinnuffindu]

Are you young, OP? Not only should you stick random objects in your butt, but this is received wisdom for everyone who grew up in the 80s. Have you not heard the gospel of Eddie Murphy? (Yes, in fact, there was a time when niggers were funny.)

I once put a large potato up my butt. It used to talk to me from there, until I shit it out and it became president. Still sounds like it's talking from someone's ass, though.

ETA:

QFT.

 

[Jolly Copulation]

Having rectal coimplications? This is clearly unsharted territory... but fret not friend, this IS part of the experiment. Did humans give up playing with fire when they figured out it was hot? No! But whatever you choose to do, make sure you plug that orifice before going to sleep so things don't shelter in there in the cold of night.

 

[MediocreMilt]

The real trick is when you learn how to put the poop back.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

You'll never find the key to your lock if you close your heart.

 

[Aunt Carol]

GE Cafe, is it you?

 

[Dysnomia]

Only put BBD up there. Problem solved.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Nah. What you experienced is just a sign that the experiment is really starting to get to the exciting part. Keep going and as always, keep good notes.

 

[Mr. Bung]

The real end game is to keep doing it until you prolapse so fucking hard, that it becomes possible to put your butt inside of itself.

Gone are those innocent days many years ago when looking at tribal women in National Geographic was enough to get off on. Now for some they can't even cum until their entire digestive system has been forcibly removed from their body through the anus.

Porn is a slippery slope...

 

[Liber Pater]

Let me do it for you. I'm a professional.

 

[XANA]

Do it so that the ER doctors working the night shift finally have something to do.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Do it so that the ER doctors working the night shift finally have something to do.

In that case, time it to between 3 & 5 AM, that is typically the slowest time of night.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

you should try rubbing capsaicin extract on the dildo first, it helps relax your ass muscles

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Were you able to put the butt part back into the butt? If the damage is irreversible then best to stop. If you enjoy it and aren't hurting anyone else then keep going and keep me abreast of your progress.