Should I put psychedelic mushrooms on my pizza?

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all eaten psychedelics taste bitter as fuck. Same reason coffee is bitter, it was supposed to kill predators. Pound some dramamine, chug your tea and binge on orange juice like the rest of us, THEN enjoy a pizza.
Look around this site at the kind of people who are actually into hallucinogens. Notice how like 85% of them are trannies? And all the others are complete schizoids?

Psychadelics are for teenagers and people who get turned on by the idea of being teenagers. Go get addicted to opiates or become an alcoholic like normal people these days.
 
all eaten psychedelics taste bitter as fuck. Same reason coffee is bitter, it was supposed to kill predators. Pound some dramamine, chug your tea and binge on orange juice like the rest of us, THEN enjoy a pizza.

All alkaloids are indeed bitter, and are intended to be a signal that something you are eating, as a mammal, may be dangerous. This is true for even minor alkaloids, like caffeine, since in large quantities (such as the amount of coffee plant a cow might eat) it could be dangerous.

Anything people perceive as bitter is likely to either be a poison (even an incredibly minor one) or contain anti-nutrients (eating it raw will actually have a negative nutritional value) which is the plants defense to keep non-ruminant mammals from eating them. It is usually one of the plant's can select for avians to disperse seeds, ruminants because their digestive process doesn't destroy the seed/their poop acts as a fertilizer, etc...

This is why humans have such high sensitivity to bitter compounds, more than just about any other compounds with regard to our sense of taste and also why we find them so offensive, in general.

(Caffeine is also a minor insecticide)

If you want to be one of those "smoke weed from an apple" assholes go right ahead! See if I care!

A fantastic way, if one misses any of the seeds, to get cyanide poisoning, although one will likely survive it.
 
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