Should I stick a ferret up my ass?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I know donkeys are herbivores, but my ferret is into vore.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

No, ass weasels are for a Stephen King novel, and you don't want to do anything that sick fuck has written.

 

[Argentinian Tails]

I think your ferret needs therapy and to find Jesus.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

No, you should give it a good home.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Yes. How else are you going to get that gerbil out?