Should I upgrade my iPhone?

[Catler]

My current iPhone is like 2-3 years old which I guess is fine, but it's starting to look a bit rough around the edges. I could get an iPhone 15, but it doesn't come in any cute colours like they did a few years, they're just ugly pastels.

What do you think kiwis?

 

[Gargamel]

Why the fuck do you want to spend money to replace something that still does the job?

Especially something as expensive as an Apple product.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

iPhone SE nigga

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Don't forget the brand new iCage and matching iPlug with the optional $200 glowing Apple logo dongle so other niggers have something to admire about your asshole. I hear next year's cage will get an additional piss hole added so there's 2, you can't afford not to buy that.

 

[Catler]

Don't forget the brand new iCage and matching iPlug with the optional $200 glowing Apple logo dongle so other niggers have something to admire about your asshole.

Wait, how didn’t I know about this? I hope the iPlug has haptic feedback.

iPhone SE nigga

Finger print sensor is annoying and it looks old.

Why the fuck do you want to spend money to replace something that still does the job?

Everyone knows the new thing is better, if it wasn’t why would they make a new one?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Yes be excited for new product and consume.

 

[Gargamel]

Everyone knows the new thing is better, if it wasn’t why would they make a new one?

I think the real reason is because it can't run Signal and Safari at the same time, and the battery life is trash because Apple is scanning all your furry porn for child pornography in the background.

 

[Grub]

I could get an iPhone 15, but it doesn't come in any cute colours like they did a few years, they're just ugly pastels.

This right here sums up pretty much everything I hate about apple faggots.

 

[Catler]

I think the real reason is because it can't run Signal and Safari at the same time, and the battery life is trash because Apple is scanning all your furry porn for child pornography in the background.

The battery life is okay and I only have pictures of trains and stray cats on my phone so it's fine.

 

[Gargamel]

pictures of trains

@Catler confirmed Foamer

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Serious answer: In general I like to hold onto my phones for 3-4 years as you get the most trade in value in that span. I also try to go for specific promotions, usually around launch or Christmas as you tend to get more trade in value then instead of say in the middle of June. If you want a nicer phone and you wait longer the trade in promos are usually not as good, so if you wait longer you can end up paying more.

Edit
This applies to Samsung and Pixels too.

 

[AgendaPoster]

lol Apple furfaggotry

 

[eatler]

I don’t switch them unless it’s super cheap. A lot of the times when I go it they give me a phone that’s like 2-3 years old but it 5 the one I had for 6. I only use apple because I can mooch off my parents (And a woman picked the phone so add that to the stereotype). All this time I could of been linking to Apple Music but I assume other people wouldn’t be able to actually see it.