Should Kiwifarms have stricter gatekeeping for future users.

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My Fellow Kiwi Farmers.

Tonight, I am speaking to you because there is a growing humanitarian and security crisis at our registration point.

Every day admins and jannies encounter thousands of illegal immigrants trying to enter our website.

We are out of space to hold them and we have no way to promptly return them back home to their websites.

Kiwi Farms proudly welcomes millions of lawful immigrants who enrich our society and contribute to our community. But, all Kiwi Farmers are hurt by uncontrolled illegal migration. It strains server resources and drives up load times and poor quality shit posts.

Among those hardest hit are African-Farmers and Hispanic Farmers.

Our registration point is a pipeline for vast quantities of illegal memes, including Doge, Pepe the Frog, The Star Wars Kid and Saint George Floyd. Every week 300 of our citizens are bored by Pepe the Frog alone, 90 percent of which floods across from our registration point. More Kiwi Farmers will die from illegal memes this year than were killed in the entire Weeb War.

In the last two years, tranny jannies banned 266,000 new registrations including those charged or convicted of 100,000 shitposts, 30,000 uses of the word nigger, and 4,000 demands for someone to kill themselves.

Over the years thousands of Kiwi Farmers have been brutally bored by those who illegally entered our website and thousands more hours will be wasted if we don’t act right now.

This is a humanitarian crisis, a crisis of the heart and a crisis of the soul.

Last month, 20,000 migrant children were illegally brought into the Kiwi Farms, a dramatic increase. These children are used as human sacrifices by Russian botnets and The Mountain Jews.

One in three women are sexually assaulted on the dangerous trek up through Reddit. Women and children are the biggest benefactors by far of our broken system. This is the great reality of illegal immigration on our registration point. This is the cycle of human happiness that I am determined to share with everyone.

The tranny jannies have presented Dear Feeder with a detailed proposal to secure the registration point and stop the criminal Facebook, Reddit and Twitter refugees. It’s a tremendous problem.

Our proposal was developed by trannies and jannies at the Department of Dilation and VCR repair. These are the resources they have requested to properly perform their mission and keep Kiwi Farms safe.

In fact, safer than ever before.

The proposal from the Department of Dilation includes cutting-edge technology for detecting boring people, pedos, people who misuse the word nigger and many other things. We have requested more trannies, CAPCHAS, and bed space concentration camps to process the sharp rise in unlawful migration fuelled by our very strong server uptime.

Our plan also contains an urgent request for coffee and donuts.

Furthermore, we have asked An0minous to close border security loopholes so that illegal immigrant children can be safely and humanely returned back home.

Finally, as part of an overall approach to border security, tranny jannies have requested $5.7 billion for a solid gold dilation station with state of the art 8k cameras and 24hr livestreams.

At the request of BFFs @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg and @Dee Price a child shaped variant will also be installed.

This dilation station is absolutely critical to registration point security. It’s also what our professionals at the border want and need. This is just common sense.

The dilation station would very quickly pay for itself. The cost of illegal shitposts exceeds 12c a year. Vastly more than the $4 million Feeder has hidden in Silver rounds in his enormous Scrooge McDuck Vault.

The station will always be paid for indirectly by the great new trade deal we have made with Twitter.

Sen. Ethan Ralph, who you will be hearing from later tonight, has repeatedly supported a dilation station in the past along with many other Democrats. They changed their mind only after Feeder said something about taxing their corn.

Cuckolds on Reddit have refused to acknowledge the crisis. And they have refused to provide our brave tranny jannies with the Discord servers they desperately need to protect their genital mutilations.

My administration is doing everything in our power to help those impacted by the situation. But the only solution is for cuckolds to pass a spending bill that includes a $12 billion budget on Funko Pops, Star Wars and Harry Potter books.

This situation could be solved in a 45-minute meeting. I have invited @TamarYaelBatYah and Russel Greer to the White House tomorrow to get this done. Hopefully, we can rise above partisan politics in order to support registration point security.

Some have suggested a barrier is immoral. Then why do wealthy politicians build dilation stations, hotels concentration camps and mosh pits around their homes? They don’t build mosh pits because they hate illegal migrants, but because they love death metal music.

The only thing that is immoral is for the admins to do nothing and continue to allow more innocent Kiwi Farmers to be so horribly traumatised by boring, low effort, moralfagging shit posts.

Kiwi Farms heart broke the day after Christmas when a young faggot user named SIGSEGV in California was savagely murdered in cold blood by an illegal alien who just hacked his account and fedposted one too many times. The life of an American hero was stolen by someone who had no right to be on our website.

Day after day, precious lives are cut short by those who have violated our borders. In Japan, an emulator developer raped and beat themselves to death with a hammer.

In the Weeb Wars, Ron Toye was recently charged with murder for killing his fiancé's fuck buddies career.

In Virginia, a fat tranny who arrived in the United States as an unwanted consequence of shitty parenting was arrested and charged last week after fucking his own mother.

Over the last several minutes, I have met with absolutely fucking no one whose loved ones were stolen by illegal immigration. I’ve held the hands of the slutty mothers and embraced the entirely absent fathers. So sad. So terrible.

I will never forget the pain in their eyes, the tremble in their voices and the sadness gripping their souls. How much more Kiwi blood must we shed before admins do their job?

For those who refuse to compromise in the name of in the name of registration security, I would ask, imagine if it was your child, your husband or your wife whose life was so cruelly bored on the Internet.

To every admin, pass a bill that ends this crisis. To every Kiwi Farmer, DM the admins and tell them to finally, after all of these decades, secure our registration point.

This is a choice between right and wrong, justice and injustice. This is about whether we fulfil our sacred duty to the Kiwi Farmers we serve.

When I took the oath of office, I swore to protect our country. And that is what I will always do so help me God.

Thank you and good night.”
 
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