should we allow responsible alien immigration?

[Anti Alien Alarm]

just think about it. even with their green and gray skin. theyre still just like us on the inside! they have families, desires, motivations, dreams. just like us!

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

No. We shall find their homeworld and ram it with unmanned spacecraft at full c until the planet either breaks or the surface is completely sterilised.

 

[stares at error messages]

I don't know about letting them in, but I am all for hitching a ride to somewhere else.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

No. They get to stay on their home planet and work in the sweatshops we build for them.