🐱 Should you seal your penis shut with a sticker during sex?

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So it doesn't work then.

Wouldn't putting a sticker on a sensitive bodypart hurt, especially after removal?
That's addressed on their Q&A page
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If you want an autistic child sure go ahead do it nobody else is gonna stop you maybe god but we all know how that works out.
 
Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of condoms protecting from STDs? What happens when the guy ejaculates? I don't get it.

It either harms you by forcing liquid your body is forcefully attempting to eject back up into it, or it doesn't do anything at all. It looks like the latter.

If you're going to be a super-Catholic and actually try that pull-out method as a pregnancy preventer, just learn to do that and then do it (and get used to it not working because the dick slobbers out pre-cum that often causes pregnancy too).
 
Pair it up with Scroguard and you're good to go!

It either harms you by forcing liquid your body is forcefully attempting to eject back up into it, or it doesn't do anything at all. It looks like the latter.

It'll probably just burst off. (You have to leave enough room at the end of a condom to catch semen, how is this any different?)
 
The rationale is hilarious:
Chinese Daoists have enjoyed reversing fluids back into the prostate for centuries. They believe it saves time and energy on refills while increasing both health and stamina. Win, Win, Win, and WIN. Search online 'tantra three finger technique'.

Right, because people who use rhino horns to get a boner can be trusted for contraception.
 
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