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- May 25, 2016
I'm not surprised if he turns out to be a delusional therian fuck at this point.
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Who does he expect to talk to online then? I mean its not like pets know how to type on a keyboard. Lol
I'm glad you're still posting helpful, informative content even after everyone has called you out on your insufferable autism. Most people would probably cower in shame.So, I am highly familiar with this lolcow. He and I both use Telegram and are in a mutual group, and the majority of my content comes from there. I've also observed him a few times IRL. Unless he gets banned from the group, I expect to continue to report on him.
RL Appearance and Behavior
Simba is clean-shaven, has silver hair, and is of moderate weight/build. He wears a sort of biker jacket with several patches: LGBT rainbow, Sober, Grumpy Bear from the Care Bears. He wears a lion tail IIRC. His appearance otherwise is unremarkable and normal.
Simba is more obviously deranged online. Face-to-face his behavior is less spectacular and objectionable. However, I have made several noteworthy observations in my limited time of sharing the same space:
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- Despite wearing the Sober patch, he freely drinks beers, and spoke of being stoned pretty much every day.
- Once he asked someone if he could drive their car around the block. He gracefully told him no. My impression from their chatter was they either just met or they were marginal acquaintances.
- As I mentioned in the Foxler thread, he defended Foxler by asserting he was one of those few who is openly defending furrydom against our many enemies. The organizer of the function was present in the conversation and aware of Foxler, which is noteworthy because he is Jewish and Foxler is a Nazi edgelord.
- He distributed advertisements for his business at FWA. I figured someone would want to see it despite it seeming rather unremarkable, so here is the flyer.
Online Personality
Simba on Telegram has the username @OriginalSimba. The vast majority of material I have on him is from Telegram. I've been forwarding interesting remarks of his to a highlights channel just as have done with Foxler. Since he verbalizes whatever thought that comes to him in our mutual room no matter how trivial or demented, I have a fair amount to provide. There is also a drama group there which is extremely well acquainted with him and a few screenshots were derived from them. This is how I have his IT Furs meltdown compilation.
Simba will block people extremely readily (this doesn't affect group messages). He blocked me on Telegram a while back and I honestly do not know why. I just noticed one day he had blocked me. It could have been as simple as me disagreeing with him on some trivial thing.
He is highly sensitive to and resentful of any criticism or disapproval no matter how respectfully stated it is. He also is pathologically uninhibited, which means he'll tell people stay out of something or become insulting if he doesn't like what they have to say, or voice any other sentiment or cognition as soon as it occurs. The IT Furs debacle where he threatened suicide started because someone indelicately rejected his opinion on some inconsequential subject.
He's highly irrational and imperceptive. Everything negative that occurs to him is due to other people and factors. Never does he concede he plays a substantial role in any hardship or strife. It's the government, or "bullies" (meaning, critics and dislikers of him). Some of his thoughts I would say are even more WTF-worthy than Foxler's.
Simba's Telegram Masterpieces
IT Furs Insanity
I suppose I'll start with the best stuff. @EvilMirage/Mirage on Telegram was kind enough to make a compilation of the unmitigated shitshow Simba performed in the IT Furs group on 26 January 2017. It's quite large so I've divided it into six parts. Simba very rapidly escalated what started as someone rejecting his input on what Best Buy normally pays Geek Squad people, and then escalated some humorous remark someone made into declaring they're sadistic bullies. It culminates in him ragefully stating he's going to kill himself because of bullies and sadists like them, then storming out to the pleasure of everyone. It's clear during this that they've grown tired of hearing him quite a while before.
The fiasco begins in 1, and rapidly escalates from nothing in 2. He starts expressing intentions to off himself in 3, and the hysterical fulmination continues through 4 and 5. In 6 his involvement is minimal, ending with him leaving. All of this started over someone doubting a fucking salary prediction of his.
Miscellaneous Insanity
He hates Islam apparently, and fears that his name somehow sounds like or is connected to Islam. I can't explain further. It defies explanation.
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Remember when I said he is uninhibited and expresses every thought? Exhibit A.
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He complains a lot about lacking money for things like candy and waffles. This is a big decision for him!
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A day after the candy crisis and 3 or 4 after having to borrow money to pay his phone bill, while he's struggling to get his business off the ground, he received what seems like a fancy pair of shooting headphones.
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Good thing he has unnecessary high-end shooting headphones while all of this is weighing heavily on him.
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The first half of this was submitted here already, but the exchange continued a bit after that. Someone incredulously asks him if he's planning to sue a company over sharing his last name. Simba tells him as his way of ending the conversation on his terms, "Man that was so 10 minutes ago."
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Simba, someone who LEGALLY CHANGED HIS NAME TO SIMBA LION, is reluctant to use some Lion King song as his ringtone, lest customers think he- Simba Lion IRL- is obsessed with the Lion King.
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He has SovCit leanings and is a paranoid libertarian, so it's no surprise he thinks someone with a warrant or whatever being arrested and asked to pay bail in lieu of incarceration is "ransom". He also apparently was arrested in Illinois for something.
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Speaking of his SovCit leanings:
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Here he contemplates the scenario of DragonCon becoming a site of a gun massacre and how their weapons policies make that more likely, etc. Someone asks him to change the subject to one not so bloody, he basically tells her he doesn't care in response.
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He made a joke regarding clutching his firearm in response to someone talking badly about him. I politely tell him those jokes are often not well received. His response is I should deal with my "rapists" my own way (WTF?), then carries on like an asshole to politely worded criticism. My last comment is an allusion to this thread that I am now contributing to because he's an insufferable twat.
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He goes on about how it's important we retrain ourselves to not be offended by words. I challenge him on that and compare this to 2's mentality. Unsurprisingly, he's a "friend" of 2 (I doubt 2 returns such feelings for such a weak pansy SJW bully victim lion). Remember Simba threatened suicide over mere trifles not long ago.
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Simba posted some GIF which was apparently from a horror movie on Easter. Multiple people expressed discomfort with whatever garbage he inflicted upon the group. His response is we should watch horror stuff, and then mocks people who criticize him.
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Ever the passionate champion of the unwavering refusal to accept blame for any negative decisions, he declares suicide is murder. I presume he's talking about people being forced into it by "bullies" (i.e., normal critics).
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We're discussing FWA's relatively recent decision to entrust crowd control and badge check duties with an outside professional company rather than FWA personnel. Simba brags about having 10 years experience as security in MFF, and makes flawed assumptions on FWA not taking him on. He doesn't like me challenging the soundness of his conclusions and quickly ends the discussion.
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I'll close with this delightfully self-unaware piece. Simba ponders these weird sorts of mentally ill people who have no impulse control once excited, start fights incessantly, who destroy themselves. Of course, Simba has no inkling he's very accurately discussing himself.
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I'm glad you're still posting helpful, informative content even after everyone has called you out on your insufferable autism. Most people would probably cower in shame.
And you were doing so well...Shame? What is that? Is that a type of food?
I have to thank you for adding this stuff. Seriously, I was afraid this well went dry too quickly because I had no more sources of Simba's craziness. And while I still think you're a degenerate and whatnot, you're impeccable at being an insider informant, and I hope you stay around to keep doing this good shit for us.So, I am highly familiar with this lolcow. He and I both use Telegram and are in a mutual group, and the majority of my content comes from there. I've also observed him a few times IRL. Unless he gets banned from the group, I expect to continue to report on him.
RL Appearance and Behavior
Simba is clean-shaven, has silver hair, and is of moderate weight/build. He wears a sort of biker jacket with several patches: LGBT rainbow, Sober, Grumpy Bear from the Care Bears. He wears a lion tail IIRC. His appearance otherwise is unremarkable and normal.
Simba is more obviously deranged online. Face-to-face his behavior is less spectacular and objectionable. However, I have made several noteworthy observations in my limited time of sharing the same space:
View attachment 210987
- Despite wearing the Sober patch, he freely drinks beers, and spoke of being stoned pretty much every day.
- Once he asked someone if he could drive their car around the block. He gracefully told him no. My impression from their chatter was they either just met or they were marginal acquaintances.
- As I mentioned in the Foxler thread, he defended Foxler by asserting he was one of those few who is openly defending furrydom against our many enemies. The organizer of the function was present in the conversation and aware of Foxler, which is noteworthy because he is Jewish and Foxler is a Nazi edgelord.
- He distributed advertisements for his business at FWA. I figured someone would want to see it despite it seeming rather unremarkable, so here is the flyer.
Online Personality
Simba on Telegram has the username @OriginalSimba. The vast majority of material I have on him is from Telegram. I've been forwarding interesting remarks of his to a highlights channel just as have done with Foxler. Since he verbalizes whatever thought that comes to him in our mutual room no matter how trivial or demented, I have a fair amount to provide. There is also a drama group there which is extremely well acquainted with him and a few screenshots were derived from them. This is how I have his IT Furs meltdown compilation.
Simba will block people extremely readily (this doesn't affect group messages). He blocked me on Telegram a while back and I honestly do not know why. I just noticed one day he had blocked me. It could have been as simple as me disagreeing with him on some trivial thing.
He is highly sensitive to and resentful of any criticism or disapproval no matter how respectfully stated it is. He also is pathologically uninhibited, which means he'll tell people stay out of something or become insulting if he doesn't like what they have to say, or voice any other sentiment or cognition as soon as it occurs. The IT Furs debacle where he threatened suicide started because someone indelicately rejected his opinion on some inconsequential subject.
He's highly irrational and imperceptive. Everything negative that occurs to him is due to other people and factors. Never does he concede he plays a substantial role in any hardship or strife. It's the government, or "bullies" (meaning, critics and dislikers of him). Some of his thoughts I would say are even more WTF-worthy than Foxler's.
Simba's Telegram Masterpieces
IT Furs Insanity
I suppose I'll start with the best stuff. @EvilMirage/Mirage on Telegram was kind enough to make a compilation of the unmitigated shitshow Simba performed in the IT Furs group on 26 January 2017. It's quite large so I've divided it into six parts. Simba very rapidly escalated what started as someone rejecting his input on what Best Buy normally pays Geek Squad people, and then escalated some humorous remark someone made into declaring they're sadistic bullies. It culminates in him ragefully stating he's going to kill himself because of bullies and sadists like them, then storming out to the pleasure of everyone. It's clear during this that they've grown tired of hearing him quite a while before.
The fiasco begins in 1, and rapidly escalates from nothing in 2. He starts expressing intentions to off himself in 3, and the hysterical fulmination continues through 4 and 5. In 6 his involvement is minimal, ending with him leaving. All of this started over someone doubting a fucking salary prediction of his.
Miscellaneous Insanity
He hates Islam apparently, and fears that his name somehow sounds like or is connected to Islam. I can't explain further. It defies explanation.
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Remember when I said he is uninhibited and expresses every thought? Exhibit A.
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He complains a lot about lacking money for things like candy and waffles. This is a big decision for him!
View attachment 210959
A day after the candy crisis and 3 or 4 after having to borrow money to pay his phone bill, while he's struggling to get his business off the ground, he received what seems like a fancy pair of shooting headphones.
View attachment 210955
Good thing he has unnecessary high-end shooting headphones while all of this is weighing heavily on him.
View attachment 210969
The first half of this was submitted here already, but the exchange continued a bit after that. Someone incredulously asks him if he's planning to sue a company over sharing his last name. Simba tells him as his way of ending the conversation on his terms, "Man that was so 10 minutes ago."
View attachment 210929
Simba, someone who LEGALLY CHANGED HIS NAME TO SIMBA LION, is reluctant to use some Lion King song as his ringtone, lest customers think he- Simba Lion IRL- is obsessed with the Lion King.
View attachment 210949
He has SovCit leanings and is a paranoid libertarian, so it's no surprise he thinks someone with a warrant or whatever being arrested and asked to pay bail in lieu of incarceration is "ransom". He also apparently was arrested in Illinois for something.
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Speaking of his SovCit leanings:
View attachment 210956
Here he contemplates the scenario of DragonCon becoming a site of a gun massacre and how their weapons policies make that more likely, etc. Someone asks him to change the subject to one not so bloody, he basically tells her he doesn't care in response.
View attachment 210954
He made a joke regarding clutching his firearm in response to someone talking badly about him. I politely tell him those jokes are often not well received. His response is I should deal with my "rapists" my own way (WTF?), then carries on like an asshole to politely worded criticism. My last comment is an allusion to this thread that I am now contributing to because he's an insufferable twat.
View attachment 210953
He goes on about how it's important we retrain ourselves to not be offended by words. I challenge him on that and compare this to 2's mentality. Unsurprisingly, he's a "friend" of 2 (I doubt 2 returns such feelings for such a weak pansy SJW bully victim lion). Remember Simba threatened suicide over mere trifles not long ago.
View attachment 210947
Simba posted some GIF which was apparently from a horror movie on Easter. Multiple people expressed discomfort with whatever garbage he inflicted upon the group. His response is we should watch horror stuff, and then mocks people who criticize him.
View attachment 210961
Ever the passionate champion of the unwavering refusal to accept blame for any negative decisions, he declares suicide is murder. I presume he's talking about people being forced into it by "bullies" (i.e., normal critics).
View attachment 210957
We're discussing FWA's relatively recent decision to entrust crowd control and badge check duties with an outside professional company rather than FWA personnel. Simba brags about having 10 years experience as security in MFF, and makes flawed assumptions on FWA not taking him on. He doesn't like me challenging the soundness of his conclusions and quickly ends the discussion.
View attachment 210948
I'll close with this delightfully self-unaware piece. Simba ponders these weird sorts of mentally ill people who have no impulse control once excited, start fights incessantly, who destroy themselves. Of course, Simba has no inkling he's very accurately discussing himself.
View attachment 210958
I'm glad you're still posting helpful, informative content even after everyone has called you out on your insufferable autism. Most people would probably cower in shame.
It's like the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. It'll remain one of life's biggest mysteries.So wait, is Simba an atheist or a bible nut? He goes off telling people they're going to hell one minute and then says god is a fairy tale the next.
Also, in the case of a murder-suicide, who's the real murderer, according to Simba?
He hates Islam apparently, and fears that his name somehow sounds like or is connected to Islam. I can't explain further. It defies explanation.
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Speaking of his SovCit leanings:
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He's clearly off his rocker, but these right here I think is him taking the cake and eating it, too.
Yeah, this is just further making me believe one of these days he's going to snap and we'll hear about him on the news.
Can we also get the sequel to this:Hopefully the news will be he tried to rejoin his kin at the local zoo and got mauled in the process.
Would simply stating that you believe in God seriously trigger this guy?
Simba deleted all of his 2017 Tweets (but I think we got the majority of them saved up here anyway).
Yeah, this is just further making me believe one of these days he's going to snap and we'll hear about him on the news.
You know, I don't think there's any relation, but that picture raises two questions.Wait, where is Simba/Steven from that he still thinks it's acceptable to call people "Negroes?"
Also, does he have any relation to the similarly-named Simba Wion?
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