Size's of lolcow's, horrorcow's, schizocow's, etc. weiners (dicks) - One of the most Controversial, and gayest, Q/A.

[The Luigi Player]

Hello everyone, Aids Spreader/Gay Luigi/Pink Triangle Faggot here, I have been wondering: due to how different internet cows act (but share similar characteristics) and post their genitals online, have any of us done a approx measure on their genitals by the pictures despite how most, if not all of them are disgusting (cyrax why).

What are the sizes of their weiners? If this is a bad thread I apologize, gayest thread tho.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Spoiler: The biggest cocked lolcow

 

[Weed Eater]

Why in the fuck would anyone want to suggest measuring lolcow genitalia and comparing their sizes to one another.

 

[Blouie]

Why in the fuck would anyone want to suggest measuring lolcow genitalia and comparing their sizes to one another.

So that you can breed them and make a lolcow with a MASSIVE dong

 

[Fascist Frederick]

This is gay.

 

[Gone Ham]

Straightest kiwifarms thread

 

[Lithuophile]

Is this how you earned your triangle of fail?