Snake Diet? - Losing weight is as easy as wringing out a sponge

[Token Weeaboo]

Has anyone tried this Snake Diet thing? I'm just wondering since it doesn't sound like a good idea to do.

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The idea is something like you fast a long while while drinking this thing called "Snake Juice" which appears to be 1 part water and 5 parts salt.
There's no way this can be healthy for someone in the long term.

 

[Strange Rope Hero]

They stole this idea.

Although, I do like the sound of... "𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓢𝓝𝓐𝓚𝓔 𝓙𝓤𝓘𝓒𝓔"

 

[chunkygoth]

No thanks, I'm not a fan of feeding on tree frogs.

 

[oldTireWater]

1 part water and 5 parts salt

Wouldn't that just be a salt paste? Sounds like Marmite.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

Wouldn't that just be a salt paste? Sounds like Marmite.

The real recepie is this, but that's a shit load of salt. It reminds me of some healing Juice some girl got on Dr. Phil to talk about.

Water=2L
Potassium chloride =1 tsp (No Salt)
Sodium chloride = 1/2 tsp (Himalayan Pink Salt)
Sodium Bicarbonate = 1 tsp (Baking Soda)
Magnesium Sulphate = 1/2 tsp (Food Grade Epsom Salts)

 

[Abella]

Snakes are opportunists, so if on Monday they eat a bird and then Thursday they spot a frog they’ll eat it if they can. Their metabolism and bodies are made for this, humans aren’t.

 

[I can't imagine]

It looks like a pretty standard intermittent fasting diet, just dressed up with a silly name.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Why are all these fad diets so fucking exceptional. Why can't people just eat real food at a moderate caloric deficit.

 

[WarJams]

I've eaten one snake... I guess the diet part comes from spending more time pulling all the little bones out of the thing than you do actually eating the bland-ass meat your get out of it.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

It looks like a pretty standard intermittent fasting diet, just dressed up with a silly name.

Really?
My nurse friend was telling me the "juice" would make it dangerous. To add: this guy who runs this diet thing also had a whole spheal about taking steroids of some sort, working out a shit ton and don't drink water for 72 hours.

 

[Chichan]

Why are all these fad diets so fucking exceptional. Why can't people just eat real food at a moderate caloric deficit.

Cause that would require self control and probably a long possibly dark look into why people turn to food. Its not to fill the stomach its to fill an emotional void.

Just be emotionally broken, it creates a zen aura that filters out bullshit.

I thought being emotionally broken creates such habits like escapism or eating unhealthy amounts of food to get a dopamine hit. I could be wrong arm chair psychology and all.

 

[Marco Fucko]

Cause that would require self control and probably a long possibly dark look into why people turn to food. Its not to fill the stomach its to fill an emotional void.

Just be emotionally broken, it creates a zen aura that filters out bullshit.

 

[Abella]

Really?
My nurse friend was telling me the "juice" would make it dangerous. To add: this guy who runs this diet thing also had a whole spheal about taking steroids of some sort, working out a shit ton and don't drink water for 72 hours.

>don’t drink water for 72 hours

It’s safe to assume by just that alone that he’s full of shit.

 

[Token Weeaboo]

>don’t drink water for 72 hours

It’s safe to assume by just that alone that he’s full of shit.

It may not have been 72, the stream he was yapping this strategy of roids and working out a ton without water was 56min long and my interests in watching a skin head yell at me about being fat wasn't something I want to do.

Except I thought he was full of shit as well. Kinda wanted the Kiwis knowledge on this as well to measure how retar-ded this guy is.

Edit: alright I'm bad at articulating myself here. I was wondering about the website snake diet, but I thought this roid route was full of shit.

 

[Preferred Penne]

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Never thought I'd hear that here. Snake diet creator Cole Robinson goes around looking like this.
"Pretty sure that's the same Snake Juice diet guy that hates on single mothers, blames today's women for when men behave badly, talks about how men need to be dominant, and thinks the 1950s is the pinnacle of gender relations.

Oh, and he drinks his own piss.

People say the awful stuff he says "is just a character he does" but he goes on hour long rants about this shit."

 

[Marissa Moira]

Never thought I'd hear that here. Snake diet creator Cole Robinson goes around looking like this.
"Pretty sure that's the same Snake Juice diet guy that hates on single mothers, blames today's women for when men behave badly, talks about how men need to be dominant, and thinks the 1950s is the pinnacle of gender relations.

Oh, and he drinks his own piss.

People say the awful stuff he says "is just a character he does" but he goes on hour long rants about this shit."
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I bet he secretly likes fat chicks and was scorned by one ages ago and started this thing as a form of revenge.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

Snake Juice? Isn't that basically rat poison?

 

[Tookie]

Sounds like a good way to wreck your blood pressure.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Never thought I'd hear that here. Snake diet creator Cole Robinson goes around looking like this.
"Pretty sure that's the same Snake Juice diet guy that hates on single mothers, blames today's women for when men behave badly, talks about how men need to be dominant, and thinks the 1950s is the pinnacle of gender relations.

Oh, and he drinks his own piss.

People say the awful stuff he says "is just a character he does" but he goes on hour long rants about this shit."
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Well, thats one way to put your snake on a diet.