So you hacked Reddit. Now what?

[Gravityqueen4life]

What will you do now with all that power on your fingertips?

 

[clara red bottoms]

Embed bee movie on a loop with autoplay

 

[We Are The Witches]

There's not much value in it.

I guess I would delete all pornographic subreddits, permanently.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

replace entire site with a simple gif

it's basic it's low effort but it's only reddit ...

 

[The Mighty Banth]

Bring back fatpeoplehate.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Crashing this plane.....WITH NO SURVIVORS

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

I would force every redditor to see my tech support requests, and then delete every subreddit shortly after.

 

[Dysnomia]

Crashing this plane.....WITH NO SURVIVORS

Good luck at the pearly gates. You're gonna need it.

 

[One Angry Computer]

Permaban without warning the current mods and close moderation inscription site-wide for two months. Then the subs will be deleted automatically for not having moderation after 30 days.

That or redirect every outbound hyperlink to Kiwifarms.

 

[Mac Monster]

The entire site would just be this picture.

 

[Le b0wski]

replace entire site with a simple gif
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it's basic it's low effort but it's only reddit ...

 

[Modern Audience]

Realistically, just clear out the ban logs and delete the account of every admin and subreddit mod, I'd disable any bots they have which detect naughty words and I'd just delete every porn and lgbt subreddit.

 

[Staticness]

Be arrested by feds for all the CP I would have access to. The actual admins would mysteriously go unprosecuted.

 

[Mound Dweller]

First and only thing is shadowbanning literally everyone and refusing to elaborate further.