Solar Eclipseself - TW: astronomical phenomena

[Ariel]

I sexually identify as a solar eclipse. Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of burning away the retinas of those ugly, disgusting lowlifes who dared to look at me. People always tell me that it's impossible to become an astronomical phenomena and I am fucking retarded. I don't care, I'm still beautiful. I'm going to have NASA cut me in half and then send both halves to the sun and moon respectively. From then on, you must address me by my personal pronouns, which are "Eclipse" and "Eclipseself", and you must also respect my right to cause permanent eye damage to passersby. If you can't accept me, you're a heliophobe who needs to check your astronomical privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[TheScooper]

But you can't sexually identify as a solar eclipse because I sexually identify as a lunar eclipse.

 

[MasterDisaster]

You're all making me uncomfortable because I sexually identify as the universe.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

I identify as a vampiric dongweilding rape beast. You think your gender is better than mine? Come fite me! LOL

 

[Crisseh]

I sexually identify as Kiwi Farms. And I don't appreciate your violation of my Kiwi self.

 

[Hen in a tie]

Fuck you there's only 2 genders: Moon or Sun. Choose one or the other fegget.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Fuck eclipses, binary star pride ftw.

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

I just want to probe Uranus

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

TFW I am a non-dysphoric trans-apocalypse with reoccurring urges to shout slurs at the sun and jerk off to Revelations. My good dreams typically involve Sol and Mani finally getting devoured by the wolves as foretold in the Edda.

(end/endself pronouns please)

 

[Holdek]

If you can't accept me, you're a heliophobe who needs to check your astronomical privilege.

The world doesn't revolve around you.

Spoiler

Ha ha, sorry, just a little RAM (random astronomical humor).

 

[The Great Chandler]

I (sexually) identify as Pluto. No one cares.

 

[Y2K Baby]

My cat's going to kill me during the solar eclipse.