Solve your country’s (or the world’s) problems

[JambledUpWords]

Disregard ethics and solve problems. Choose a topic and create a solution. The more outlandish, the better.

Problem: inceldom in the United States
Solution: create a dating app that matches incels with femcels. If that doesn’t work, send a bunch of social justice spergs to third world countries in exchange for mail order spouses. If some incels still don’t get paired up, that means arranged marriages. Once all these options are exhausted and some incels still aren’t paired up, it’s time for the firing squad.

Have fun!

 

[knobslobbin]

I'm curing STDs forever: make it punishable by death for the newest generation to have sex with any earlier generations. In one generation we'll have removed all stds from the planet once the older ppl die off. Bonus, that generation can now fuck like rabbits with zero repercussions (except babies, that's still a problem for another kf'er to solve)

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

No, I like the instability.

 

[soft kitty]

Problem: Fatherless homes in the black community.
Solution: Kill all black people.

 

[{o}P II]

Renationalise British Rail

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Problem: Protesters are setting fire to major American cities.
Solution: Open season on protesters. $100 a head.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Problem: Pedophilia
Solution: Lower the age of consent to four. This study says that children know their gender identity by age four (including trans children). If a child can consent to changing genders, they can consent to other things as well.

 

[Robert James]

Problem: World Hunger
Solution: Canabalism, eventually there will just be one crazy fat guy with enough military rations to last till he dies.

Problem: Simps
Solution: Beat men any time they are caught giving money to E-Girls. Bonus if you beat them whenever they give money to any women they are not married to, related to, or dating.

Problem: E-thots
Solution: See problem Simps

Problem: Furies
Solution: Spend Ten years normalizing furies, make the biggest furry convention on the planet in a city in the middle of nowhere, lock the furries in. Legalize hunting of furies, 1,000 $ a fursuit.

Problem: U.S. politics
Solution: Nuke every major city and start over again.

Problem: Transgender
Solution: They take care of themselves if you give them enough time.

Problem: Racism
Solution: Make everyone on the planet white, if not possible just claim every skin tone is now classified as white.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Problem: Cultural appropriation
Solution: Create a New World Order and model it after North Korea. There will only be one culture from now on and anyone caught deviating from it, whether it be art, music, fashion, food, etc. will be publicly executed. From now on, everyone can only follow approved cultural practices.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Problem: Anything.
Solution: Televised roman style gladiatorial combat.

 

[UnKillFill]

Problem: Taxes
Solution: Nuke literally every fucking person on the planet, no survivors.
Step 3: Profit

 

[User names must be unique]

Problem: Too many people whining about creeping fascism.
Solution: Fascism.

 

[Blackhole]

Problem: Corruption in the govt.
Solution: Converting communist corruption into fascist corruption is the easiest fix. I think.

 

[DavieJones714]

Need for Free University Education and Healthcare for All
Tax Churches/Religions/Cults

 

[BOONES]

Problem: Unemployment
Solution: How the fuck do you have trouble finding a job? I can't get the bastards to stop calling me about an application from months ago.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

problems: feminism, rape, Karens, welfare, false rape accusations, everything not made in China being overpriced, all elected officials being socialists/communists (idiocracy), etc.
solution: take women's rights away again

 

[obliviousbeard]

Problem: racism, general cold attitude towards asylum seekers, increased numbers of violent crime, sex crimes and unemployment.

Solution: we dump every nigger, sandnigger and russian nigger to the baltic sea before we become like sweden.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Problem: Cancel Culture
Solution: Bring back the duel

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Anyone who has gone above a maximum Twitter post limit that's more than 20% higher than the average user gets put in a work reeducation camp where tech above Amish level isn't allowed for the next ten years.

Social tensions reduced by 90% immediately, cancel culture over, the arts drastically improve, and many, many more societal benefits.

 

[Distant Stare]

Remove niggers,

There, I raised the average IQ of the world 10 points, opened up Africa for development, and reduced crime in the US by 50%