Someone's been murdered!

[Hyper Vigilant Dumbass]

Stop right there Kiwi scum! Nobody bix noods the forum on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen doxes, now pay the thread tax or it's off to jail.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I check the body for traps.

 

[Love Is Blue]

you're a sneaky looking sort

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I check the body for traps.

I check the trap's body.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

Body's still warm...

 

[Core Theorist]

Whoa... what happened?
I'm gonna find whoever did this!

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

By the gods, there's a psychopath on the loose!

 

[Cougar Pump]

Then PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD.

HURGELARBLARGHLHBLUGHHH

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Runs out to the world map load screen

 

[Hyper Vigilant Dumbass]

<snip>

BY AZURA! BY AZURA! BY AZURA!

 

[Core Theorist]

Have you ever seen those niggers in detroit? They got "extended magazines" in their revolvers. "Extended Magazines"... Revolvers...

Do you get to Los Angeles often? Oh, what am I saying, you're not on fire.

 

[DickMain]

What did I ever do to you!?

 

[Cats]

*lurks back into the shadows*

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

It must be the mormons

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

No! No, I'm too late!

 

[God of Nothing]

I'll find however did this.

Good day.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Someone's been murdered!... yes, Xbox was murdered.​

 

[Cats]

I'll find however did this.

Good day.

Well, it definitely wasn't me. Khajiit is innocent of this crime.

 

[Kharash]

I've been listening to this guard for 17 years.