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That mod leak is just sad, poor Jeffrey of YOSPOS.

Jeffrey Said
Being willing to laugh at ourselves is something that separates something awful from other places online and I don't think it is a bad thing in general.

Imagine really thinking that about something awful in the last decade, the poor deluded fool. It's like he's holding on to hope that shouldn't exist in the first place.

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Also LOL at Koalas March
Jeffrey. Please.

FYAD and KF have the exact same talking points re: me being a Puerto Rican (because I am lightskinned, you see) was never poor because I also owned a piano(!?). Like really specific fucking things. There is absolutely overlap there.

And here I thought it was because you grew up in a super nice and affulent neighborhood.

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That page 4 grave dancing, though. Sure looks like a lot of mods wanted FYAD to fail.
 
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Why are these hotpocket faggots so convinced there's FYAD/KF crossover? fyad is a painfully unfunny faggot board full of painfully unfunny faggots and if I ever discover any of you guys are betraying us by posting on fyad I'm going to dox out your ip to everybody you know in real life then pm you a javascript with an official Kiwi Farms zero-day that'll make your iphone overheat and explode in your pocket.
 
Why are these hotpocket faggots so convinced there's FYAD/KF crossover? fyad is a painfully unfunny faggot board full of painfully unfunny faggots and if I ever discover any of you guys are betraying us by posting on fyad I'm going to dox out your ip to everybody you know in real life then pm you a javascript with an official Kiwi Farms zero-day that'll make your iphone overheat and explode in your pocket.

It's literally because Koalas March actually thinks there is no actual way that two different groups of people both don't like her. To her, they have to be the same group of people - even though she's literally one of the least likable people on Something Awful, which is really an accomplishment.
 
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They were always open to new posters but there was a rigorous acceptance process - at times they had newbie threads where you'd get a "sponsor" who would help you raise the standards of what you post until you make it or flame out.

Holy fucking shit is this for real? I'm reading through these leaks and I am blown away by how pathetic and broken SA is. These people are like Syrian refugees, I want to welcome them in with open arms because I feel so bad for how unspeakably awful their situation is but I also realise they're going to try and bring their intolerable way of life here and just start forming gangs and stealing things and shitting in all our drinking water.
 
Why are these hotpocket faggots so convinced there's FYAD/KF crossover? fyad is a painfully unfunny faggot board full of painfully unfunny faggots and if I ever discover any of you guys are betraying us by posting on fyad I'm going to dox out your ip to everybody you know in real life then pm you a javascript with an official Kiwi Farms zero-day that'll make your iphone overheat and explode in your pocket.
You're either the real thing or a good enough impersonator that I'll suspend disbelief.
 
So, what? Because I posted here a couple times I'm now out for good on SA? Great rule. Not that I was going back but good grief. Almost all other services approach their former customers with special offers to get them back as an active customer. Not them, though.
 
It's literally because Koalas March actually thinks there is no actual way that two different groups of people both don't like her. To her, they have to be the same group of people - even though she's literally one of the least likable people on Something Awful, which is really an accomplishment.
Her entire schtick in TGRS was to feed into the troons' us-vs-them mentality by constantly leaking shit from the mod forum. Not by directly quoting posts or taking screenshots, though; it was always "I'm talking to the admins right now and it looks like they're ignoring all your 100% valid and reasonable concerns again, I'm totally helpless here but boy it'd sure be a shame if ya'll started rioting again or something. Not that I'd ever encourage you to do such a terrible thing, because that would be seditious of me. I'm just sayin'. Heh heh heh."

I can't imagine the admins would ever willingly give Koalas March her star back, but then, this is Something Awful that we're talking about and it's a mistake to assume these people are ever sensible or rational about anything.
 
So, what? Because I posted here a couple times I'm now out for good on SA? Great rule. Not that I was going back but good grief. Almost all other services approach their former customers with special offers to get them back as an active customer. Not them, though.

Troons breed in areas with the naive and the bored and parasitically take over the host until nothing is left but a few white noise posters beaten into submission.
 
Why are these hotpocket faggots so convinced there's FYAD/KF crossover? fyad is a painfully unfunny faggot board full of painfully unfunny faggots and if I ever discover any of you guys are betraying us by posting on fyad I'm going to dox out your ip to everybody you know in real life then pm you a javascript with an official Kiwi Farms zero-day that'll make your iphone overheat and explode in your pocket.
Because they don't know what they're talking about, ultimately they don't care, to them this is just a snarkfest party to show whoever is left reading their comments just how "enlightened" morally superior they are because they ban people for saying "black", "trannie" or "fag". They don't give a shit and I bet you a thousand bucks nobody at FYAD gives a shit and they're all just looking after their own online fiefdoms and echo-chambers. I can't stand modern fyads because much like the braindead troons they make fun of they're much more interested in the exclusive clique aspect, the helldump-era circlejerking they lavishly caress. And holy shit that is a lot of words and it reads like a carepost, fuck my hands.
VideoGames is a useless fucking limpdick of a mod. He stands by while people get dogpiled and then probes the person who got piled on, even if it was totally unjustified. He gives spineless “lol I suck” replies to any criticism and has no self-respect. How anybody thinks someone like that should be a moderator can only be answered by the response ”It’s Something Awful, all the mods and admins are fucking insane morons,”
Agreed. Videogames is the stupidest, blandest, most blueballed useless limp-handed imbecile in the history of SA mods and that is saying something. If you need someone to point at for the state of the game forums being a fucking glioblastoma of extreme-left tumblerettes mingling around like they were normal people and banning anyone daring to call them on their shit, there you go. Good luck posting anything on that forum and not being probbed for wrongthink in less than a day.
 
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I can't imagine the admins would ever willingly give Koalas March her star back, but then, this is Something Awful that we're talking about and it's a mistake to assume these people are ever sensible or rational about anything.

Counterpoint. They gave Ralp back his star.

Fluffdaddy is now a QCS mod. That's bound to make the few remaining troon salty.

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It’s critically important that everyone know you are an unpaid janitor on a fossilized forum. Their experiment of having generic moderator accounts that weren’t tied to a user was a complete failure because if the little people don’t know you have some minor power over them, what’s the point in wading through endless complaints made by the perpetually offended?

It’s never ModBot001 that gives you a sixer for posting goatse, no you need to know it was one of your posting betters that gave you that time out! You had a difference of opinion and we can’t have any of that, not under my watch. No sirree! Don’t you see the little star next to my name and the slightly bigger avatar? That means I’ve made it. I’m somebody important.

Hey Logan, tell Lowtax to demod everyone. Build a few generic moderator accounts and set them so they can’t post in any forum. Go through your list of trusted moderator from the past and see if any still want to play janitor when they no longer get the thrill of petty power.

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The above is pure fantasy. Lowtax is the gooniest goon who ever did goon and will refuse to change anything on that trash pile, no matter how sensible a suggestion it may be.

Grab the marshmallows, let’s all watch it burn.
 
Thats a very good idea and I remember running such an idea in QCS to FAU he told me it was bad and I am a bad poster.

I think the promotion of fluff daddy is a response to the fyad leak, and the fact he s "black" means the troons cant yell discrimination.

@Null I think your take on the lack of leadership and vision is correct but remember back during the shmorky drama when you were set to help fix the place ZDR shut it down hard. and clucked lowtax hard.

Then after a few years ZDR basically got sick of being king of the shit mountain and took off leaving FAU and group of boot lickers after years of banning anyone with a spine or "bad" opinion its no wonder current group is a bunch of pushovers. If Lowtax had booted the 12 or so troons close TGRS and allowed jokes on his comedy forum people would......still be pissed about the whole logan thing.
 
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