-sona Cringes

[Motherboard]

Edit: Was just looking at this for the obvious furfag design, but found out it's a Borderlands mineral. As in fake.

 

[Demorialiss]

Does this one count?

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[Secretly Satan]

Why is this... thing... wearing Russian flags?

Well, it says "borzoi" on the image, and the borzoi IS a Russian dog... But the real reason is that the author is a dirty commie/Russian fetishist.

Edit: I think I found the best:

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And the Tumblr spirit gem:

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/27/f8/bc/27f8bcafdfa3dbc7a9595946925bb5c5.jpg

It even has the awful hair!

 

[AnOminous]

Horrible pony OC roulette.

http://bronies.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Guaranteed cringe every time.

 

[Cuck Norris]

This thread is disrespectful to skeletons. Time to change that.

Spoiler: Press 1 to respect skeletons, gamers

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Horrible pony OC roulette.

http://bronies.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Guaranteed cringe every time.

Fucking hell, you were not kidding.

 

[CatParty]

"always has on a ponytail"

except for this main pic

 

[Motherboard]

Searched Ava's Demon sona. Most of them are either edge or stupid.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

@champthom ...?

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"Dickite"

 

[DykesDykesChina]

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Gemsona: pitchblende
Pitchblende has black hair, green eyes, and light blue skin. He was created in the kindergarten as a forced fusion between two gems, bismuth and cobalt. But instead of being forced together the same way the cluster gems were, the two gems were melted together. As soon as he awoke, he went on a rampage, killing a homeworld gem and escaping the kindergarten. The more stressed out he gets, the more unstable he becomes, until the colors on his face invert and he grows a row of giant teeth. He then will attempt to destroy anything and anyone near him with his radioactive powers. He appears as a teenage male. His powers include shooting radioactive lava at opponents, and he uses a spear in battle. If he becomes too unstable, his gem will shatter. His gem is on his chest.

BTW the only thing I know about Steven Universe is that it is somehow about a fat feminine boy and mineral-based lesbian aliens and that SJWs consider it the 9th Symphony of animation. I was curious, or rather curie-ous, whether the fans of this show use any interesting radioactive ores as bases for their mineralsonas.

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Monazite

Completely mute gem, grown in the kindergarden. Currently serves under the diamond authority. Very smoll. Very cute. Precious babu.
http://mark-the-mod.tumblr.com/post/122023726093/monazite-completely-mute-gem-grown-in-the

Thorite by omniscient-trees

Gender: ???? (Female in the context of modern human societies)

Pronouns: she/her/hers or they/them/theirs

Height: 137cm (4’6”)

Weapon: Remote control unit + head display. Also carries an energy weapon mounted on her left forearm. The control unit allows her to manipulate various drones, a number of which are/can be weaponised.

Gem Type: Military\Engineer Class - Thorite (Th,U)SiO4 (Tetragonal/Amorphous) - Manifests on right scalp

Likes: Stargazing, Raw herbs/spices, Ice cubes, Cloudy/Rainy weather, Cute shorts, Electronic music, Quiet

Dislikes: Sensory overstimulation, Idle chitchat, Humidity, Homeworld, Meat/Animal products, Parasitism, Ecocide

Hobbies: Fiddling with/making drones & robonoids, Cloud spotting, Astronomy

Talents/Skills: General gem technician/engineer stuff, Staying still for ages, Studying, Fighting at range, Arguing

Personality: Solitary, Intense/Obsessive, Quick to anger, Unforgiving, Passionate, Studious, Politically inclined. Thorite has a tendency to annoy people who hang around her too long and is a massive dork. She can also be somewhat trigger-happy when it comes to Homeworld gems, but she cares a lot about all people and beings, even if she doesn’t like being around them.

Fusion Preference: Prefers to be fused, but is very particular about who with

She is highly metamict due to her radioactivity and age, and this has affected both her behaviour and appearance in many ways - the most obvious of which might be the permanent disappearance of her left eye about 4000 years ago. The circle she wears on her outfit and her weapon is a symbol widely associated with solidarity between metamict/radioactive gems.

Her weapon allows her real-time control over the many dozens of (mostly floating) drones she employs during combat, technical work or reconnaissance, and whose functions include combat-screen generation, suppressing fire, proximity explosives, EMP’s, levitation fields, and aerial photography, though mostly they’re used for giving Thorite multiple perspectives through their sensory inputs and her weapon’s visor.
http://omniscient-trees.tumblr.com/post/134091518203/thorite-by-omniscient-trees-gender-female

You'd think someone called Thorite wouldn't have a "fusion preference" but a "fission preference".

 

[MalWart]

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Spielberg did nothing to deserve this.

 

[Abethedemon]

Spoiler: avast ye scurvy dogs

Spoiler: my little metal: friendship is magick

 

[Ooomegah]

Spoiler: Those eyes haunt my nightmares everyday

Spoiler: Caspersona, who looks out of place and was shipped with Stinkie. Yeah I didn't know that was a thing

Spoiler: The hands can easily reach floor

Spoiler: Horrifying FNAFsona cosplay

Spoiler: Unholy ponysona design

 

[fuehrer_dessler]

-sonae? What are your spergsonae?

 

[gummy]

Spoiler: i'm gay

Spoiler: Dane is a teenager who loves his body and dress sense.

Spoiler: warriors shit

Spoiler: those nails goddamn

 

[WonkeyDong]

so someone made a charcter out of that shit you used to buy more bullets, thats fucking stupid

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Spoiler: Those eyes haunt my nightmares everyday

Spoiler: Caspersona, who looks out of place and was shipped with Stinkie. Yeah I didn't know that was a thing

Spoiler: The hands can easily reach floor

Spoiler: Horrifying FNAFsona cosplay

Spoiler: Unholy ponysona design

There actually IS a Casper fangirl community out there.

I-I really wish I didn't know that.

 

[Ooomegah]

There actually IS a Casper fangirl community out there.

I-I really wish I didn't know that.

What

Why would anyone think of anything in Casper as 'hot'?

Speaking of Casper, I did some digging on that girl's Caspersona and found some..interesting pieces.

Spoiler: NSFL

Spoiler: half ghost half human special snowflake thing

Melle, Stinkie and their son Azriel!

Melle: Myaww, He wants to fly just like his Daddy!
Stinkie: Hehehe, He makes a big stink like me too!

For those of you who didn't read. Stinkie and Melle made love when Stinkie had been turned into a human for a certain amount of time in my story. It was around a total of 3-5 days. THAT'S how Melle had a baby with him.

I wanted to show case Stinkie here being the proud father I know he'd be if he had a boy of his own! ^.^ Not to mention just how much he loves his family to bits. Azriel has blond hair like his mother! And yes, the kid ADORES being flown around by his Father and Uncles!

This kiddo also has special powers that he doesn't know about yet, nor do his relatives. The kid can turn himself into a ghost when he wants, going invisible, and going through walls, even flying once he's older! This is from the fact that his father IS a ghost...and all these details I won't go into.

More crappysonas:

Spoiler: Okay.

Spoiler: Mariosona, great anatomy

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Oh, it wouldn't be a -sona cringe thread without the many trollsonas and grubsonas of the Homestucks. Tumblr is a goldmine for SFW and disgustingly NSFW Homestuck fanart, including self-inserts.

Spoiler: grubsona

Spoiler: trollsona

 

[niggers]

man i was gonna complain that a lot of these look like kid's drawings, which is kinda like laughing at a tiny retard

but then i though about it. who fucking knows anymore. if you'd showed me sonichu out of context, i'd assume the author was 12. if fucking moleman is over 18 with all his crayola monsters, there's really no way of telling which is shitty because kids are stupid and which is tru blu autism.