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Wait so sonic was fucking humans from the startbut can I rail sonic's human girlfriend? Gotta go fast
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Let me introduce you to the Sonic OVA (or Sonic Anime Movie)Wait so sonic was fucking humans from the start
Sonic's been fucking humans and other non-hedgehogs forever. 99% of Sonic's romantic interests are a sheer affront to nature.Wait so sonic was fucking humans from the start
Ah, back before Sonic was a massive faggot.but can I rail sonic's human girlfriend? Gotta go fast
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Never change, Sonic Retro, never change. Sonic Retro will never stop being the only place on the internet where people coom the hardest over technicolor 90s hedgehogs (but ONLY if they're from the 90s, no green eyes reee)View attachment 1821558
>Literally Shaking
Sonic Retro is taking the news about as well as expected.
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Also someone over there posted this
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Seems like the autism levels are high with this news
Even when skynet inevitably takes over humanity and supplants us, we'll be able to count on the incorrectly wired units to continue posting autistic shit on Sonic Retro in our absence.Never change, Sonic Retro, never change. Sonic Retro will never stop being the only place on the internet where people coom the hardest over technicolor 90s hedgehogs (but ONLY if they're from the 90s, no green eyes reee)
Looks like two nukes weren't enough we need to conquer Japan and take all the waifus and nuke them again inshallahLet me introduce you to the Sonic OVA (or Sonic Anime Movie)
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This came out in the 90's (when VHS Tapes were a thing) and at the time was the only movie Sonic had to his name. In it is a catgirl named Sara that Sonic has to save...
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She is the daughter of the President that resides in "The Lands Of The Sky" which is an area located in "Planet Freedom". It's implied, at least in the english version, that she wants to be with Sonic. However, when Robotnik/Eggman captures her, he explicately states he wants to impregnate her to make lots of Robotnik/Eggman babies.
The irony is that they probably are, but for some reason absolutely refuse to even hint at it. Seriously, there was meant to be a new reveal every month and then it just stopped cold with no explanation or new ETA.Sega isn't making any new games so let's dig up the old one