Sonic or Shadow?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Who would be the better kisser?

 

[Red flaming panda]

Niggers

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Niggers

Archie comics characters dont count.

If warehog sonic counts, then sonic. If not, then it has to be shadow.

imagine warehog sonic overpowering you, pinning you to the ground and kissing you passionately, and you have no choice but to feel his furry lips (does sonic have lips?) embracing yours.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Exactly. That's why werehog sonic would be the best. Shadow is better than normal sonic because he can overpower you with chaos control, but it's not as hot as being manhandled by a sexy hairy beast.

chaos control is pretty powerful though, just imagine him using chaos control jacking you off in the stopped time, one minute your fine and the next you are busting the fattest nut without any idea why you are doing so.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Shadow, because he was canonically romantic with Maria, apparently, whereas Sonic had to be dead and kissed against his will for it to happen with Elise.

 

[We Are The Witches' BF]

Shadow, because he was canonically romantic with Maria, apparently, whereas Sonic had to be dead and kissed against his will for it to happen with Elise.

Okay, but which one would you rather kiss?

 

[The Death Moon]

Manic is better than both of then

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Okay, but which one would you rather kiss?

Neither, but if I had to choose it'd be Shadow since he's canonically like 50. Also, he seems like he'd hate faggots so he'd probably hate it just as much.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I would tongue kiss Bark the Polar Bear (REAL)

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Sonic thinks premarital kissing is no good so he's probably inexperienced and awful where as shadow is autistic and watches anime so he's in the same boat. Shadow might have at least practiced with his ryuko body pillow and sonic is so cocky he wouldn't accept any input so I think shadow might edge it out.